變身腰帶（2004/03/16） -- 舒展超之大玩派

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Subject: 變身腰帶（2004/03/16）

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舒展超

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Date Posted: 14:57:45 03/16/04 Tue

日本特攝劇集《幪面超人》中，主角一穿上「變身腰帶」，耍兩招指定動作，然後大呼：「變身！」……轉眼間，他就真的變了身，外表完全不同，成為烏蠅眼大胸肌的英雄人物，大顯威風。
現實中，我們也要天天變身，不過程序比較繁複，絕非一穿皮帶、一叫「變身」就了事。試算算，由你早上起床蓬頭垢面那刻開始，梳洗、裝扮、化妝、選衣、更衣等，直到你容光煥發、準備就緒出門口，總共要經多少個步驟？要化多少時間？
如果世上真有「變身腰帶」就好了。一下床，穿上「變身腰帶」，邊打呵欠邊叫道：「變身～」……不消三秒，你就全副盛裝、精神爽利，隨時出得門口。這種「變身腰帶」一旦面世，肯定是新世紀最偉大發明之一！
基於自小對「變身腰帶」的嚮往，日前我在玩具店見有售「幪面超人變身腰帶」，就貪過癮買了回家。放進電池，一按機關，腰帶就發光發聲，跟電視中的沒有兩樣，感覺很爽！
可是，腰帶長度太短，根本不能戴在腰上；原來是供小童戴的，我這個三字頭（年紀和腰圍），肯定是「幪面超齡」了！

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