夜半叉飯（2004/06/03） -- 舒展超之大玩派

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Subject: 夜半叉飯（2004/06/03）

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舒展超

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Date Posted: 04:52:08 06/03/04 Thu

夜半三點，忽然醒來──餓醒。肚子空空，久久不能再入睡，明知這個時刻進食是肚腩的來源，也顧不得那麼多了！
睡眼看雪櫃，見有兩大誘惑：一盒叉燒飯，一碗瑤柱北菇雞飯，二者都是從便利店買回來的「微波爐飯」，俗稱「叮飯」。
「叮叉飯」出自某大飲食集團，正在大賣廣告，我一早便想試試，所以某日買了一盒回家；而當其時，見貨架側邊又有一碗碗「叮盅飯」，賣相吸引，也選了一款。
打開「叮叉飯」一看，白白的飯，黃黃的菜，橙橙的叉燒……乜叉燒是橙色的嗎？既難以置信，也難有胃口，馬上將之放回原位。再打開「叮盅飯」，至少那些「雞色」看來正常些，於是選吃之。
若干分鐘後，熱騰騰的盅頭飯出來了！熱霧一散，才發覺很不對勁！飯極爛，餸極乾……難道我「叮」過龍？我明明按說明照做的呀！草草吃兩口，唉，決定將之報銷！
肚餓未消，只好回去找那盒「叮叉飯」。神奇地，「叮」了四分鐘後，原本橙色的叉燒，居然變成剛出爐似的紅潤！吃落，居然還可以！結論：大集團出品，果然係好啲！

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