金庸試題（2004/09/08） -- 舒展超之大玩派

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Subject: 金庸試題（2004/09/08）

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舒展超

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Date Posted: 19:46:17 09/09/04 Thu

網上經常有流傳各種試題，不過所謂「試題」似乎都是搞笑的居多，並非真正考試用的。就像最近看到一輯《金庸學專業研究生入學試題》，就肯定是杜撰的。
整份試卷，煞有介事的分為選擇題、是非題、填充題、計算題、作圖題、簡答題、論述題等……或問：「金庸學，不是考金庸的武俠小說嗎？為何會有計算題？」且看其中一道計算題：
「段譽與喬峰在無錫城外比賽腳力時，段譽使用『凌波微步』與喬峰速度不相上下；假設『凌波微步』是正弦曲線運動，試估算段譽的直線運動速度是喬峰的多少倍。」
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