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Date Posted: 18:49:26 07/02/10 Fri
Author: AF (Inventive)
Subject: Re: Reporting in...just in time
In reply to: HME Ray 's message, "Re: Reporting in" on 15:34:51 07/01/10 Thu

"HME Ray let me show you my newest product invention."

The turtle pulled three wooden boxes from her knapsack.

"I call them my Super Secure Seed Boxes. What every gardener needs to safely store her seeds. The newly patented lining safely protects seeds from any unwanted emanations that might be...well emanating."


The HME opened a box, "it looks like a simple lead lining."

"Exactly! A substance so basic that it's almost natural but strong enough to keep even the eyes of Superwoman from peeking. You'll notice the three sizes - large for your large seeds such as pumpkin or melons, a small size for those pea seeds and, of course the every popular medium size for your medium size seeds like peppers and tomatoes and the like. I might add that 7 of 9 ordered a dozen in assorted sizes. Will that be credit or debit?"

HME looked at the label on the bottom of the box - Appendage-crafted - "AF, you made these yourself?"

"Well...I pressed the button on the replicator."

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