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Subject: Recipie for a Mad Elder

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Ivy of the Unbathable Bunch

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Date Posted: 00:54:02 01/02/04 Fri

Put your paws in honey, then go give an elder a big hug while pretending to pat his or her back. While you are patting the elder the honey will stick to his fur. Then say he lokks cold and put a cloak on him, making sure you pat the same spot again. This will make him think you are really nice and he will give you candied chestnuts and let you go play. At dinner, watch the elder try to take off the cloak!

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