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Subject: 56:trapped in a crumbling, snke infested, tunnel wth an otter, and 2 pigmy shrews.


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Silverfish Ruddertail (GG)
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Date Posted: 21:56:34 06/05/06 Mon

Do you want to know why I'm not sharing this strawberry pastie with you? Well, this is how it all happened, but don't tell my mother, 'cause she will go into FITS over me.Besides, I'll know it was you......

We was startin' to run away when the tunnel starts cavin' in. Steelpaw(otter)got an idea. He told us to try an' kill as many snakes as possible, but not to cut off their 'eads. Then he took a dead 'un and told us to tie one snake's head to another's tail.See, all this time the tunnel was slowly crumblin' away, especially with us pullin' out roots to tie the snakes together, so we had to work fastly, and succesfully.But anyway, when we got all the snakes tied together, the tunnel started rumblin', so the pigmey shrews an' I, we started climbin' fast while Steelpaw pulled us up. When we finally got out, the tunnel entrance was sealed, an' the top soil, look as if it had just been newly tended. When Friar Abbot came along, he saw us pantin' an' heavn' our chests so he tells us"Thank you, young 'uns fer tendin' the soil. You should each get a strawberry pastie at tonight's feast."That's why I'm here eatin' this strawberry pastie all by myself, an' not sharin' with YOU! *turns around and starts munching away at strawberry pastie sitting on table infront of her.*

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