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Date Posted: 12:32:22 01/25/04 Sun
Author: Hittokiri Batousi
Subject: oho! you think that your poor rping and great mary suing can defeat me?! Watch this! *Hittokiri Batousi climbs a hill and looks out over a million vermin horde.* Just what I needed to win this contest! *Hittokiri moves inside this message to massacre the vermin.*
In reply to: Mickle 's message, "*Mickle leaps into the room with a flourish, striking a heroic pose and holding it.*" on 22:14:38 01/24/04 Sat

*Hittokiri lifts two handfuls of glaives from a pouch at his side. Launching them down into the valley, the vermin are amazed to find that they follow the shape of the land. The front line of vermin turn to run away, only to be stopped by vermin wishing to use them as shields. The second line of vermin are amazed to find the glaives tearing through their allies without slowing. When the glaives finally rest, more than a thousand vermin had been slaughtered by them. Hittokiri draws out another 2 handfulls, then another 8 more sets. When he runs out of glaives, a full 10,000 vermin had been massacred. Hittokiri then draws his twin swords, charging at the vermin. He suddenly speeds up, faster than any living being should be able to. His charge leads him right through the middle of the vermin horde. When he exits the back, another 10,000 are dead. The remaining members of the horde gather in a thick cloud of vermin about him, and Hittokiri Batousi begins to spin. He is soon spinning so fast that the air around him is like a tornado, and vermin are chopped to pieces if he even approaches them. He cuts great swaths through the horde, leaving a bloody trail behind him. When he finally stops spinning, 500,000 vermin were dead. Hittokiri looks down at his feet, seeing a black goo oozing out of it. He rapidly leaps up, draws a dagger and throws it into the ground, causing a spark that explodes the oil under the ground. The resulting fireball throws him high into the air, and when he falls back to earth, he smashes his sword into the ground with enough force to open a chasm under the feet of many of the vermin, dropping them into the darkness. The explosion and the chasm kill another 300,000. THen, before the vermin are able to regroup, Hittokiri goes into his super speed mode and massacres the remaining ones. As he walks back to the abbey, he notices that the edge of his robe was singed.* Darn it...This was my favorite robe too...ah well...

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  • *Suddenly, a beautiful mouse appears in front of you.* Hello, it is I, Zion Belenades the Mighty, returned once again with better writing to smite the Mary-Sue King. Please go inside of this post to witness the event. -- Zion Belenades the Mighty, 13:05:25 01/25/04 Sun
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