VoyForums
[ Show ]
Support VoyForums
[ Shrink ]
VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

[ Login ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 1, 2, [3], 4, 5 ]

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 13:05:25 01/25/04 Sun
Author: Zion Belenades the Mighty
Subject: *Suddenly, a beautiful mouse appears in front of you.* Hello, it is I, Zion Belenades the Mighty, returned once again with better writing to smite the Mary-Sue King. Please go inside of this post to witness the event.
In reply to: Mickle 's message, "*Mickle leaps into the room with a flourish, striking a heroic pose and holding it.*" on 22:14:38 01/24/04 Sat

*The mouse grins cheekily.* Yes, I have returned. *The massive golden eagle flies in, landing on Zion's shoulder. She holds him up easily.* Krash'na'ak'a'kar is technically mine. I loaned him to Swiftstream, who pales in comparison to my unrealistic ablitities. But wait! *Her ears twitch.* I hear something... *She sniffs the air.* Krash'na'ak'a'kar... Fly up into the sky and tell me what you see...

*The eagle flies up into the sky, circles, and descends once again on the mouse's shoulder. It lets out a long shriek. Zion looks at the eagle.* Just what I thought. A vermin horde, coming to meet another horde at this very spot. That's why we're here, Krash'na'ak'a'kar. Now, fly away, my friend. You do not want to see this.

*As the eagle flies away, a stoat appears next to Zion.* I am not your ally. I am your friend. I am not evil. *But Zion, with her mystical powers, sees through the stoat's disguise. With a flash, she cleaves the stoat in two with her Golden, Diamond-encrusted battle axe. She wipes the blood off of the axe and notices that she is very strikingly pretty in the reflection in the blade. Then she sees her father in the blade.* Father, I shall not fail you. The vermin hordes will feel the wrath of the Belenades.

*The two hordes come into sight and begin to charge Zion. The leaders scream,* IT'S HER! SHE'S THE ONE! KILL HER!

*Zion's beautiful face smirks and her red-tinged eyes glow with battle-light.* Yes, come to me... I am Zion Belenades the Mighty, and I know no fear...

*As the first vermin arrive, Zion leaps up fifty feet into the air and throws her enormous Golden, Diamond-Encrusted battle axe, yelling as she does,* GO! DEMON-SLAYER! BRING DOWN MY FOES!

*The axe, Demon-Slayer, flies along, cutting through the vermin like a hot knife through butter. It cleaves legs off, chopping smaller vermin completely in half. Zion controls the axe's flight pattern with her mind, hovering above the battlefield. After cutting down five hundred vermin, the axe returns to her paw and she floats down to the earth.* Who would like to see the next trick?

*A large weasel runs at her, baring his teeth and brandishing a sickle, but she gazes coolly at him. Then her eyes widen and the weasel explodes on the spot. She then rushes into the horde, swinging her axe and cleaving vermin like so many blades of grass. She creates a blood-mist about her, and calls her battlecry.* DEATHKILL!!!!!!!!

*She yells so loudly, the earth is shaken. She leaps up again and summons forth all of her energy. Then she looks down at the vermin and yells,* HADOKEN! HADOKEN! HADOKEN! HADOKEN! HADOKEN!

*Five blasts of pure energy erupt from her paws and find their way into the hapless vermin. Five thousand more meet their doom at her paws. But she begins to feel hungry. So, she comes down to the earth and raises her arms to the sky.* SPIRITS OF WEATHER! HEAR MY PLEA! GIVE ME YOUR POWER THAT I MIGHT BRING DOWN MY FOES!

*A golden otter appears above Zion, and Zion is enveloped in a white light. The otter says in a voice most benevolent.* You have the power of the elements. Destroy the evil. *Then the otter vanishes.*

*Zion's eyes blaze as she feels the new power coursing through her veins. She flexes her muscles and grins. Then, extending her arms to the heavens again, she yells,* I CALL DOWN TORRENTS OF ICE!

*Suddenly, as if from no where, dark clouds descend over the valley. A rain begins, but this is no ordinary rain. Razor-sharp shards of ice shoot down from the sky, ripping the vermin into bloody shreds. Zion stands unscathed in a massive, blood coated field as the clouds give way to a sunny sky. Krash'na'ak'a'kar flies down to perch on her shoulder, and she grins.* Well, old friend; we certainly defeated them well that time, didn't we?

*Shouldering her axe, she walks off in search of more vermin to slay.*

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Replies:

  • A half snake half Marlfox slithers into the room and sees all the vermin. I';l take care of this i say and then i shoot an arrow at them and kill them all. Ho! (NT) -- Madtu, 16:54:14 01/25/04 Sun
    [ Contact Forum Admin ]

    Forum timezone: GMT-8
    VF Version: 3.00b, ConfDB:
    Before posting please read our privacy policy.
    VoyForums(tm) is a Free Service from Voyager Info-Systems.
    Copyright © 1998-2019 Voyager Info-Systems. All Rights Reserved.