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Subject: Re: Another Joke

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Stir Master

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Date Posted: Tuesday, October 03, 02:38:01pm
In reply to: Joker 's message, "Re: Another Joke" on Tuesday, October 03, 11:10:55am

That was pretty good Joker... haha

Queen, if they don't lighten up on that other forum... we're gonna have a lot of potion to mix up!!!
I'm always game for a cookout!!!

Here you go Joker...
A woman was in a coma. One day her husband placed his hand on her breast unintentionally as he leaned over to talk to her.

And he noticed that there was a response on the monitor when he touched her. He called the doctor in and explained what happened. Then the doctor told him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.

The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried.

The husband said, "I guess she choked."

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