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Stir Master
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Date Posted: Wednesday, March 21, 02:50:18pm
In reply to:
Joker
's message, "Re: Where is everybody?" on Tuesday, March 20, 01:54:47pm
Here you go Joker... more cute ones!
Tennessee
>>
>> The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so
he
>> decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called
her
>> into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of
Tennessee
>> and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how
much
>> would you take off?" The secretary thought a moment, and then
replied,
>> "Everything but my earrings."
>>
>> *******************************************************
>>
>> Alabama:
>>
>> A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos
for
>> the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering
under
>> the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others
asked.."
>> Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the
>> trail," the successful hunter replied."You left Henry laying out
there
>> and carried the deer back?" they inquired. " A tough call," nodded
the
>> hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"
>>
>> *******************************************************
>>
>> Louisiana:
>>
>> A senior at Louisiana was overheard saying... "When the end of the
world
>> comes, I hope to be in Louisiana." When asked why, he replied he'd
rather
>> be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years
later
>> than in the rest of the civilized world.
>>
>> *******************************************************
>>
>> Mississippi:
>>
>> The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said
to
>> his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the
parking
>> lot!" Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was? "The young man
answered, "I
>> couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
>>
>> *******************************************************
>>
>> Georgia :
>>
>> A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper
asked,
>> "Got any ID?" The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
>>
>> *******************************************************
>>
>> North Carolina
>>
>>
>> A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of
the
>> road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car
and
>> one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby
studied
>> the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and
went
>> back. He asked the fellow what the problem was. The man replied, "I
have
>> a flat tire." The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?" The
man
>> responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the
front
>> and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."
>>
>> ********************************************************
>>
> You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of
anyone
>> retiring and moving North!
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