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Subject: Whose Line...SCENE: Waiting at the airport.... Author: Leigh [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 16:33:17 07/08/01 Sun I have a list of ten lines, the only difference is this time they are all from the same movie. [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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Subject Author Date Our flight's been delayed AGAIN! But I guess I'm kinda glad. I don't know if you realized this, Phil, but I'm afraid to fly. (NT) pat 05:32:50 07/09/01 Mon Yeah, I guessed that from the last time we flew together. We hit just the slightest bit of turbulence and you stood up in your seat and yelled.... (NT) -- R&C Fan, 15:02:06 07/09/01 Mon "It's a twister! It's a twister!" LINE: (Leigh) 15:15:16 07/09/01 Mon Those old party games always give me flashbacks to my parents' old key parties. *shudder* Whaddya say we go get another drink? (NT) pat 05:05:45 07/10/01 Tue I still haven't figured out how you smuggled that keg on board. It wasn't too bad until you tried to put your left foot on the green spots on that guy's pants. Are you sure you want another drink? Haven't you had enough? (NT) -- R&C Fan, 14:39:22 07/10/01 Tue "That's the trouble. I can't make up my mind. I haven't got a brain." LINE: (Leigh) 20:14:46 07/10/01 Tue "YOU haven't got a brain? You, huh? It's always about you, isn't it. Well, what about me? Have you ever thought that I might be missing an organ or two?" (NT) -- pat, 06:37:24 07/11/01 Wed I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bring up your old war wounds. Here, have a seat and try to calm down a bit. Listen, is that an announcement about our flight?........ (NT) -- R&C Fan, 13:25:58 07/11/01 Wed "Poppies. Poppies. Poppies will put them to sleep." LINE: (Leigh) 14:17:13 07/11/01 Wed "Damn these airlines! They'll do anything to make us forget about delays and cancellations. Then again, maybe that's not such a bad idea. Beats staring at the monitors. You want to go to sleep?" (NT) -- pat, 15:01:48 07/11/01 Wed zzzzzzzzzHuh? What? All of a sudden, I got so drowsy. Did you say something? (NT) -- R&C Fan, 16:25:27 07/11/01 Wed "Somebody pulled my tail." LINE: (Leigh) 16:44:53 07/11/01 Wed "Don't look at me! I was just trying to listen my 'Airport 77' soundtrack." (NT) Cookie 18:43:07 07/11/01 Wed "Wait a second. I don't have a tail. Whoa! Those poppies are doing a number on my head. Far out, man." (NT) -- pat, 08:02:34 07/12/01 Thu "You billowing bale of bovine fodder." LINE: (Leigh) 10:28:14 07/12/01 Thu Hmm, that cafeteria special of "bovine fodder" doesn't sound very appetizing, but let's head on over there anyway. (NT) -- R&C Fan, 07:05:21 07/14/01 Sat Maybe a little something to eat would calm me down. When I was little, my mother always fixed me a snack when I was nervous. She used to say ... (NT) -- pat, 05:30:09 07/17/01 Tue "What did you do that for? I didn't bite him." LINE; (Leigh) 20:11:47 07/17/01 Tue Hehe. She'd be holding up two Oreos and make them talk to each other. *sigh* You should have seen what she did with popsicles. (NT) -- pat, 05:33:01 07/18/01 Wed That's OK, some things are better left to the imagination. Oh, I'm sorry waiter, did you say something?.... (NT) -- R&C Fan, 13:09:05 07/18/01 Wed "She's dead. You killed her." LINE: (Leigh) 14:40:37 07/18/01 Wed You mean the flight attendant announcing our delay? Nah. She's just... napping. Yea. That's it. I can hear her snoring. (NT) -- pat, 05:46:59 07/19/01 Thu Just how long have we been waiting? Can we get a refund yet? On the back of my ticket it says, "In case of delays,..... (NT) -- R&C Fan, 14:57:27 07/19/01 Thu Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the Earth or slinks through slimy seas has a brain." LINE: (Leigh) 15:20:17 07/19/01 Thu "Are you sure that includes air stewardesses?" (NT) -- Cookie, 21:51:41 07/19/01 Thu Well, since I don't feel like slinking through slimy seas, I guess we'll just have to wait on our plane. (NT) -- R&C Fan, 12:02:54 07/20/01 Fri Well, since we'll be waiting who-knows how long, let's prepare our epitaphs. I've always wanted mine to say... (NT) -- pat, 13:34:16 07/21/01 Sat This is a highly irregular procedure - absolutely unprecedented. It'll ruin my exit. LINE: Leigh *reminding everyone we are coming up on the last line!* 20:11:54 07/26/01 Thu My mother disapproves, but, hey, she never had much of a sense of humor. (NT) -- pat (Gawd, Leigh, that line was perfect! I think I'll use that for my own epitaph.), 05:48:58 07/27/01 Fri I like it; it gets straight to the heart of the matter. Well, well, here comes our pilot---5 hours late. Excuse me, do you know how long we've been waiting on you?! Just what have you got to say for yourself?! (NT) -- R&C Fan *still laughing at that last line*, 07:06:06 07/27/01 Fri "Why does the pilot have an empty martini glass?" (NT) -- Cookie, 09:37:15 07/27/01 Fri "Think to yourself, 'There's no place like home!'" LAST LINE; (Leigh) 21:33:41 07/29/01 Sun Are you telling me that I paid 300 bucks for a ticket and your best advice to me is to click my heels together in order to get home?! (NT) -- R&C Fan, 09:33:10 07/31/01 Tue "I guess it's either clicking the heels or wearing out the bottoms by walking." (NT) -- Cookie, 18:48:24 07/31/01 Tue But I don't have any heels to click!! I'm wearing fluffy slippers!!! (NT) -- Chee-toy, 02:42:22 10/16/01 Tue