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| Gee, Larry, I don't know why these fortune teller costumes aren't selling. I think the turbans are so cute. (NT) | R&C Fan (hoping I didn't offend anyone) | 07:15:18 10/04/01 Thu |
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| Look, there's Robert Downey, Jr. in a convicts uniform. Oh, wait, that's not a costume. (NT) | R&C Fan | 07:19:26 10/04/01 Thu |
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| Now who is going to believe you're a ghost with "BOO!" written all over the sheet?" (NT) | Cookie | 21:58:30 10/05/01 Fri |
- World's Worst thing to say at a Halloween party. (NT) -- R&C Fan, 15:32:50 10/08/01 Mon
- Did you save the insides when you carved that jack-o-lantern? I'm, uh, conducting a little experiment. (NT) -- R&C Fan, 15:36:53 10/08/01 Mon
- Sugar's poison for the body. So instead of candy, I'm serving tofu shaped like little pumpkins! (NT) -- pat, 09:42:59 10/09/01 Tue
- *urp* Man, I'm really sorry about your aquarium. But I'm pretty sure all those fish were already dead. (NT) -- R&C Fan, 12:48:05 10/09/01 Tue
- One ghost to another: "Would you like to get under the sheets with me?" (NT) -- Cookie, 14:04:51 10/09/01 Tue
- Take a look at this book: British Dentistry (NT) -- JW, chanelling Chip, 15:06:17 10/09/01 Tue
- Hey that's a great scary mask, Mrs. Jones ... oh, you DIDN'T dress up? (NT) -- Coyotek, 19:46:19 10/09/01 Tue
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| Strip to your underwear, roll around in dog poop, shove these feathers in your ears and Twizzlers up your nose -- Now that you've lost your dignity, you can go trick-or-treating as a contestant on 'Survivor'! (NT) | pat | 11:25:13 10/09/01 Tue |
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| Honey, we can't afford to be you a costume. Just wear your purple sweatsuit and go as a varicose vein. (NT) | pat | 11:26:24 10/09/01 Tue |
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| Kevin Bacon in "Hollow Man" is a good guess but I am actually dressed as Greg Proops. | JW, delurking | 15:00:51 10/09/01 Tue |
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| OK, I got the stilts and the big, black shoes ... I'm ready to go as Ryan Stiles. (NT) | Coyotek | 19:44:20 10/09/01 Tue |
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 WORLD'S WORST--reason to call in sick to work. (NT) | R&C Fan | 15:07:48 10/10/01 Wed |
- I'm really sorry I missed work yesterday, but I had to clean out my aquarium. (NT) -- R&C Fan, 15:12:56 10/10/01 Wed
- Before going to work, I thought I'd check my e-mail...I got caught up while writing a lengthy Whose Line review...by the time I ws finished, 8 hours had gone by. (NT) -- huzlinefan, 15:17:53 10/10/01 Wed
- Sorry I didn't come in; I spent all day looking for where I through your daughter's undies last night. (NT) -- Coyotek, 18:12:50 10/10/01 Wed
- It started to rain, and I didn't want to get my car wet. (NT) -- pat, 05:55:27 10/11/01 Thu
- My dog had puppies... Yes, last year. Today's their birthdays! (NT) -- pat, 05:59:52 10/11/01 Thu
- I know sir, but when the flowers sing good morning to you, it a good idea to stay in bed. (NT) -- Chee-toy, 03:28:42 10/12/01 Fri
- "I had to bail my cat out of jail last night." (NT) -- Cookie, 23:08:42 10/12/01 Fri
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 Sorry it was a dare, but yes, I'm a rubber ducky. (NT) | Chee-toy | 02:50:55 10/11/01 Thu |
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| WORLD'S WORST--campaign promise (NT) | R&C Fan | 07:15:12 10/11/01 Thu |
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