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Date Posted: 18:14:01 10/01/03 Wed
INT – BUFFY’S KITCHEN – MORNING
BUFFY
Dawn! Dawn you’re gonna be late!
Kennedy steps in yawning and rubbing her eyes
KENNEDY
Careful, you might break a window
BUFFY
Sorry did I wake you?
KENNEDY
Little bit
Buffy throws two pancakes on a plate in front of Kennedy as she flings her jacket on and walks out of the kitchen, past her
BUFFY
Sorry…
KENNEDY
(to herself)
No problem
INT – BUFFY’S HOUSE – MORNING
Buffy is stood at the bottom of the stairs practically hopping on the spot
BUFFY
Dawn!
DAWN (O.S)
I’ll get the bus!
BUFFY
There is no bus
DAWN (O.S)
I’ll walk!
BUFFY
You have ten seconds!
Dawn comes plodding down the stairs in one of Xander’s tees and jog pants. Her hair is flung up on top of her head
DAWN
I’m not going
BUFFY
Why not?
DAWN
I don’t want to
BUFFY
Dawn, you’re going to school
DAWN
You can’t make me
BUFFY
Wanna try that out?
Dawn attempts to stare Buffy out, she’s not budging
DAWN
Fine, but I’m having a bad hair day and If I get bullied and end up overweight in a trailer with my cats and ice cream, watching Classic Sally Raphael…I’ll blame you
BUFFY
And I’ll be sorry, now move
INT – SUMMERS KITCHEN – MORNING
Spike crosses through as Buffy jets out of the door. Kennedy is still sat at the side. Spike’s wearing very little, very little being a towel
KENNEDY
This isn’t a nude bar
SPIKE
Thank god for that
KENNEDY
Whatever
SPIKE
Someone stayed dry last night
KENNEDY
You’re such a pig
SPIKE
You’re such a brat
KENNEDY
Why do you think you’re so hot?
Spike smiles and quickly flashes his towel open at her (obviously we don’t see this)
KENNEDY
I’m gay, and even as a gay woman I can tell you, I’m not impressed that easily
Kennedy shoves past Spike leaving him embarrassed in the kitchen.
Starring
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Nicholas Brendon
Michelle Trachtenberg
Tom Lenk
James Marsters
Alyson Hannigan as Willow
Special Guest Star
Anthony Stewart Head
Guest Starring
Iyari Limon, Felicia Day
INT – SUNNYDALE HIGH SCHOOL – DAY
Buffy is sat at her desk, shuffling round for a pen while trying to hold a conversation on the phone.
BUFFY
I understand that but…well if you’d just give me your wifes number then I’ll
(argh)
I didn’t realise your son already had a therapist
(to self)
I can see why…what? Nothing!
(confused)
I’m twenty three in January
(beat)
Blonde
(pause)
five three
(shocked)
No I will not tell you that!
Buffy hangs up the phone in shock and shakes it off as Kennedy pops her head round the door.
KENNEDY
Where’s Willow?
BUFFY
Hi, Kennedy how are you? Am I interrupting anything?
KENNEDY
No
BUFFY
(gives up)
She’s in the faculty lounge…hey you’re not a student here, you’re nineteen
KENNEDY
Twenty almost
BUFFY
Pushing close to my point
KENNEDY
I’m training
BUFFY
While people are here?
KENNEDY
The Manor’s having it’s weekly Vi clean, It’s not safe to take in the air
BUFFY
So, why Willow?
KENNEDY
She has my keys
BUFFY
You have your own keys?
KENNEDY
Yeah, we all do, perhaps if you actually remembered who we are and why we are who we are then you’d already know that
BUFFY
Perhaps I would and perhaps if you were less of a self centred
The phone rings
BUFFY
Bye Kennedy
(collecting call)
Hello, No Mr. Rogers I already told you…well, if you’d just…
Kennedy rolls her eyes and walks away, slamming the door.
BUFFY
I’ll call you back
Buffy hangs up the phone and storms out after Kennedy, only to bump into Willow (Kennedy is out of sight)
WILLOW
Where’s the fire?
(pause)
There’s not a fire is there?
BUFFY
No. What if your wife’s problem?
WILLOW
My wife?
BUFFY
Kennedy, Spike said she was rude to him this morning
WILLOW
Well, she kinda always is…he’s rude to her too
BUFFY
And me
WILLOW
Oh, I don’t need to hear about how rude you get with Spike
BUFFY
Kennedy was Rude to me
WILLOW
Kennedy was…
(realising)
Oh, that kinda rude…she’s just a little…
BUFFY
Brat?
WILLOW
I was gonna say testy, but…
BUFFY
She said I neglect the slayers, I do not neglect the slayer’s
Willow looks at the floor awkwardly
BUFFY
I don’t!
WILLOW
Okay, but Buffy you’re my best friend and she’s my girlfriend and if you can’t get along please don’t put me as the piggy
(off look)
Piggy in the middle
BUFFY
But you are piggy!, uh, in the middle…
WILLOW
Buffy, don’t you like her?
BUFFY
No, Will I do like her it’s just, lately she’s kinda Faithing me
WILLOW
Oh, Faith covered Buffy not pretty – I’ll try and talk to her or something, in the mean time, no slayer on slayer action
(thinks)
of any kind
CUT TO.
INT – XANDERS APARTMENT – DAY
Andrew is cleaning up as Xander comes plodding out of his room, barely awake.
XANDER
Hey
ANDREW
Where’ve you been?
XANDER
In bed
ANDREW
Xander!! It’s almost three
XANDER
a.m?
ANDREW
No silly, in the afternoon
XANDER
(damn!)
what, why didn’t you wake me?
ANDREW
I thought you’d gone already
XANDER
Yeah, great job Andrew – thanks a lot
ANDREW
Hello! Don’t get all incredible hulk on me, it’s not my fault
XANDER
Whatever, I’ve gotta shower
END OF PART ONE
EXT – ESPRESSO PUMP – DAY
Dawn is walking down the street with both Andrew and Willow, her hair is still lank and she doesn’t look too happy.
ANDREW
He totally went Balthazor on me
WILLOW
Fat and rough skinned?
ANDREW
Huh? Cole…Balthazor…Charmed
WILLOW
I can’t watch that show, they do everything wrong
ANDREW
Maybe you do it wrong
WILLOW
I do not!
DAWN
Guys, are we really going to fight about this?
(beat)
Xander really lost it? That’s so unlike him…he seemed fine earlier
ANDREW
Earlier?
DAWN
I dropped his shirt over on the way to school, he was kinda half asleep so he might’ve not known who I was
WILLOW
Everyone’s so cranky lately, gotta be something in the …
ANDREW
Water?
WILLOW
Magic Box
ANDREW
Something in the magic box?
DAWN
It’s open
ANDREW
The Water?
WILLOW
The magic box
The three of them run over and dash through the door to see Xander standing and smiling
ALL
Xander!
XANDER
Hey…
ANDREW
So this is why you’re so cranky, there’s something in the magic box
DAWN
Andrew, let it go
WILLOW
Xander what’s going on?
XANDER
Well, after I finished the High School and the Uber vamp destroyed what we’d started on the library, I kind of spent the summer doing a new job for an old friend
GILES (O.S)
I’m not that old
DAWN
Giles?!
WILLOW
You’re…are you back?
GILES
It would appear I am, for the time being
Andrew looks at both of the delighted girls and sprints over to Giles flinging his arms around him and squeezing him tightly
ANDREW
Daddy’s home
Giles struggles out of his grip and frowns down on him
GILES
Don’t ever call me that, thank you
ANDREW
Sorry…so, Mr. Giles is back, it’s like a big happy family.
CUT TO.
INT – SLAYER TRAINING ROOM – LATE AFTERNOON
Vi enters the room all kitted out in training gear, sweat bands and all.
Kennedy is working out to heavy rock music.
VI
Hey
(Kennedy can’t hear her)
HEY!
Vi walks up behind Kennedy and taps her on the shoulder, Kennedy swings her arm round but Vi catches it.
VI
Hey
KENNEDY
Sorry
VI
You okay?
KENNEDY
Why wouldn’t I be?
VI
Because last night that bag had stuffing and now it’s like an empty sack
Kennedy switches the music off and sits down next to Vi.
KENNEDY
You ever get the feeling you’re still a potential?
VI
Not really, opening jars is very easy now
KENNEDY
I mean, the way that it’s them and us
VI
The vampires? Because it’s sort of meant to be that way
KENNEDY
No, the scoobies
VI
Are you and Willow having troubles?
KENNEDY
No, we’re okay it’s the others
VI
Who?
KENNEDY
Buffy, Spike, Dawn…
VI
Dawn? You’re kidding right? She’s gone out of her way to be nice to you
KENNEDY
You think?
VI
I don’t mean to criticise but, just because Dawn’s one of them it doesn’t mean she’s “one of them” and Andrew’s cool
KENNEDY
Andrew’s fine, he’s just Andrew but I hate how Buffy acts all superior over us you know?
VI
She kinda is, we wouldn’t be slayer’s if it weren’t for her
KENNEDY
But we are slayer’s now and we’re treated like potentials
VI
I see where you’re coming from but Buffy’s been a slayer for eight years…we’ve not even been slayer’s for eight months. The sooner we prove ourselves the sooner we…well prove ourselves
(beat)
If she had no confidence in us then we wouldn’t be splitting up. Caridad’s already in Mexico, Shannon’s in Ohio with Faith…Rona’s going to New York soon
KENNEDY
And we’re stuck here as second string
VI
You got offered New York
KENNEDY
But, Willow
VI
Well then…it’s a lose-lose situation, or, if you look at it right, a win-win
KENNEDY
(shaking her head)
They’ve warped you
VI
We’d have been dead for months if they hadn’t
CUT TO.
INT – SUMMERS HOUSE – NIGHT
Buffy enters holding her head
BUFFY
Sorry I’m late, some vamp decided that it would be funny to come play after three hours over time and detention with the biggest pr…
(shocked)
Giles
GILES
Hello Buffy
BUFFY
Is there an apocalypse?
GILES
(laughs)
No, I’m afraid not, well I’m not but, I’m afraid it’s just a regular visit
ANDREW
Mr. Giles is reopening the magic box
GILES
Yes, thank you Andrew would you care to spoil any further to surprises?
BUFFY
There’s more surprises?
GILES
Well, actually no but that’s besides the point
BUFFY
(slightly stoney)
How long are you staying?
GILES
That depends…weeks, months…however long it takes to get the shop back on it’s feet
ANDREW
I’m running the shop
GILES
I didn’t say that! I said you could help me occasionally
DAWN
Andrew’s helping?! Not fair
GILES
You have your studies to think about
BUFFY
Told ya!
DAWN
I hate when you guys share a brain
Both pass each other a smiling glance as Dawn walks out past them.
GILES
How are things with the slayers?
BUFFY
We should walk and talk
CUT TO.
INT – SUNNYDALE HIGHSCHOOL – NIGHT
Spike and Xander are walking down the corridor both very unenthusiastic
SPIKE
Don’t see why I had to bloody come
XANDER
Buffy wants to be alone with Giles
(beat)
Besides, you know how hard it is to round up a herd of slayer’s alone?
INT – TRAINING ROOM – NIGHT
KENNEDY
You the chaperones?
SPIKE
Cheer up ladies, we’re going on a field trip
CUT TO.
INT – XANDERS VAN – NIGHT
KENNEDY
Where did you say we’re going?
SPIKE
(smug)
Out of town
The van zooms past the “You are now leaving Sunnydale” sign.
CUT TO.
INT – DAWNS ROOM – NIGHT
Dawn is sat on the end of the bed as Willow enters and plops herself down next to her
WILLOW
Whatcha doin’?
DAWN
Trying and failing to paint my nails
WILLOW
You’re supposed to take the socks off first sweetie
DAWN
I know! I’m picking a colour
(pause)
Did Buffy & Giles come back yet?
WILLOW
No, I think she’s singing his praises for coming back minus the end of the world
DAWN
Sounds nice
WILLOW
Dawnie are you okay? You seem a little…off colour
DAWN
Just flubby is all
WILLOW
Flubby?
DAWN
Like, Blah!
WILLOW
You do look kinda green
DAWN
Nothing a little make up won’t cover
WILLOW
I’ve got the key to everything bad
DAWN
Yeah?
WILLOW
Girls night!
DAWN
Traditional or…Willow
WILLOW
Traditional, you’re like a baby and gross, I have a girlfriend
DAWN
Just checking
WILLOW
I’ll go to the store, I feel Bridget Jones and…Clueless coming on
DAWN
Cool, get butter not salted
CUT TO.
EXT – FOREST – NIGHT
Xander, Spike, Vi, Kennedy and three other slayer’s are stood around outside the van
KENNEDY
This is your field trip? We’re at a field…
XANDER
Well dontcha know that’s where that comes from?
SPIKE
It’s this way
KENNEDY
What’s this way?
SPIKE
You ladies are doing a, we’ll say special assault course.
The girls follow behind Spike as something or someone watches them from the bushes.
END OF PART TWO
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