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• The B Profane rap -- MC Linejumper, 20:44:47 05/05/13 Sun
  This is a shoutout for all my playas!
  
  
  
  
  I'm B Profane
  Thats my name
  You can even call me wab3
  Its all the same
  
  When I post its a fact
  Better be exact
  Disagree with me
  You must be whack
  
  I know all about TV
  And backyard grilling
  Dont believe me
  Ask my friend who works near the Twitter building
  
  I also know all about SNL
  The ins and the outs
  You dont know anything
  So you scream and pout
  
  Insider knowledge and myself go together
  Like butter and bread
  Jennifer Lawrence will never host SNL
  Is another fact that I said
  
  Everyone looks to me for the truth
  But haters always be hatin'
  My posts are works of art
  Not once do they feel grating
  
  But discussion board fans know I'm the best
  Even if I call them out for acting foolishly
  I'm truly god's greatest gift
  To SNL's online community
  
  They wanna claim I made a mistake
  Calling me out for wrong
  Not going to answer to that post
  Because I'm too strong
  
  Now I have to take this call
  Its my sources at the show
  They wont talk to people like you
  Because your not in the know
  
  Word
  

  
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  • LOL you should post this for him to see it (NT) -- he'd probably respond with some 10 paragraph essay (on the history of song parodies), 22:56:50 05/05/13 Sun
  • If you want a good laugh check out his responses on the SNL IMDB board (NT) -- in the "why doesnt SNL hire black woman" thread (this guy is LOONEY TUNES), 22:58:35 05/05/13 Sun
  • Backyard grilling? (NT) -- I think you've confused him with B_PROPANE, 23:41:53 05/05/13 Sun
  • LOL, at his Jennifer Lawrence comment. (NT) -- He will never respond when proven wrong. Good Work!, 10:28:30 05/06/13 Mon
  • the best is when he starts with "if you have years of experience in [whatever field] such as I have" (NT) -- what exactly is his big job in hollywood he claims to have? ("executive coffee fetcher?" lolzamirite), 11:59:41 05/06/13 Mon
    • Hey! when I worked on the set of The Bill Engvall Show, Mr. Engvall told me (NT) -- I put just the right amount of cream and sugar! (they didnt make me"head coffeefetcher" for nothin!), 12:01:49 05/06/13 Mon
      • Well that explains his dislike of Jennifer Lawrence! (NT) -- maybe she thank him when he gave her coffee (lolz wasnt she the daughter on that show?), 12:03:24 05/06/13 Mon
        • *didnt thank him... if B_Profane worked at SNL in 1980 the whole (NT) -- Eddie Murphy / Ann Risley incident wouldve never happened! (wouldnt have to ask the black guy to fetch coffee), 12:05:19 05/06/13 Mon
          • "I worked with Woody Allen! Im not fetching my own coffee, hey colored fellow, get me some coffee!" (NT) -- NEEDLESS TO SAY, EDDIE PUT A BANANA IN HER TAILPIPE (LATER THAT NIGHT... classic Axel Foley!), 13:35:10 05/06/13 Mon
  
  
• Cut skethes as posted on SNL.com -- WTF, now they wanna make "Glice" guy recurring??? (can anything ever stay a one time funny sketch?), 10:59:23 05/05/13 Sun
  Dress Rehearsal Cuts - May 4, 2013
  
  REPEAT - Filmed Commercial - Verismo
  > House coffee. (aired January 19, 2013 and March 2, 2013)
  
  Live Sketch - Vrest
  > With his friend Beau, Eddie Tabbs (“Glice” {2/9/13}) mercilessly teases his father’s employee for accidentally using the word “vrest”.
  
  Live + Filmed Sketch - TV Land Lost Classics: Kanish
  > End credits begin too early in episodes of this 1970s detective show.
  
  Live Sketch - Girlfriends Talk Show
  > Morgan’s uncle Jack sings about Panda Express.
  
  Live Sketch - Condolences
  > Two hosts’ styles clash when consoling recent widows.
  

  
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  • What I'd give to read Jaimie's review of the Panda Express sketch! (NT) -- "I like pandas, but not for eating with noodles. C-", 11:36:44 05/05/13 Sun
  • That "Kanish" sketch has been tried several times I think -- I think it was a sitcom starring Judd Hirsch?, 11:51:38 05/05/13 Sun
  • http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/dress-rehearsal-kanish/n36361/ (NT) -- NBC just put the Kanish sketch online, 14:10:22 05/05/13 Sun
    • The production company logo was the best part (NT) -- not bad, a long little for what was basically one joke, 15:53:14 05/05/13 Sun
  
  
• Guess the Recurring Character Game -- Mr. Funnypants, 15:56:06 05/04/13 Sat
  Put down your four choices
  

  
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  • WUWT ( Don't know what show they'll do this in, but it's surely coming sometime) -- Star Wars Auditions, Nasim as Amanda Bynes, Anthony Crispino, 17:08:22 05/04/13 Sat
    • Amanda Bynes wouldn't be recurring though would it? (NT) -- Has she ever done a Bynes impression before?, 18:46:36 05/04/13 Sat
  • On the Kentucky Derby just now they showed -- Jason, Nasim, and Zach rehearsing a sketch, 17:36:36 05/04/13 Sat
    • Wasn't there a dress cut with Louis C.K. that had him harrassing kids while drawing or something? (NT) -- Will they try that for any bearded host?, 22:01:36 05/04/13 Sat
    • That must have been the Racist Jim sketch. (NT) -- Did the colorful shirts have big M's in dress?, 11:38:14 05/05/13 Sun
  • Apparently theres some kind of nod to "Between Two Ferns" coming tonight (NT) -- according to Killam in some interview anyway (maybe the pre-taped short, Zachs are always good), 17:43:24 05/04/13 Sat
    • Whos this Zach fellow hosting the show tonight? Never heard of hiM! (NT) -- the only Zack I know is the one who fetches my subway melt! (LOUIE THE LINE ENFORCER), 17:47:19 05/04/13 Sat
  • I could see them doing something with McKinnon as drunk Reese Witherspoon (NT) -- HEY OFFICER, DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?!??! (I was in Four Christmases!), 17:44:50 05/04/13 Sat
  • The Situation Room, Stephen A Smith, 2nd Hand News Guy (NT) -- and Bobby/Cecily characters who quit McDonalds, 17:52:17 05/04/13 Sat
  • Kirby, Girl at a Party, Situation Room, Two Gay Guys (NT) -- jojo, 21:56:50 05/04/13 Sat
    • WINNER! (NT) -- Board Viewer, 01:31:13 05/05/13 Sun
  • Gilly, Dont Make Me Sing, Garth & Kate, Thomas, Target Lady, Californians, Secret Word (NT) -- oh wait thats gonna be next week, 09:46:29 05/05/13 Sun
    • For next weeks show I hope Stooge writes his shortest review ever (NT) -- and just gives the whole episode a "No.... just no." (HAHAHA next week is gonna be ROUGH!), 09:47:33 05/05/13 Sun
      • What are the chances you think there will be even one original sketch? (NT) -- is the whole show really gonna be every loathsome Wiig (character brought back? SOUNDS LIKE A NIGHTMARE!), 09:49:05 05/05/13 Sun
        • They'll bring back Starfish, but the "casual viewer" demographic will mistake it for a new sketch (NT) -- NBC press release will herald Wiig's genius for new material, 10:13:07 05/05/13 Sun
          • B_Profane claims this episode will start "The Wiig Backlash" !!!! (NT) -- lol i think he underestimates the general public (and their never tiring of WACKY WIIG CHARACTERS), 10:55:13 05/05/13 Sun
            • That guy really is something his posts on IMDB are even worse (NT) -- thats definitely him posting as wab3 on IMDB's SNL board, 10:56:14 05/05/13 Sun
              • Same know-it-all I HAVE INSIDER KNOWLEDGE "im right and you are wrong" posts (NT) -- they really hate him over there too haha (multiple posters have said they blocked him), 10:57:09 05/05/13 Sun
                • MC Linejumper this guy should be the topic of your next rap -- He's an expert on everything, 13:07:40 05/05/13 Sun
  
  
• Someone actually made this -- Not me, 00:44:18 05/04/13 Sat
  
  

  
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• Everyones favorite blackface entertainer is back! -- MAMMY!, 22:51:26 05/03/13 Fri
  http://www.deadline.com/2013/05/billy-crystal-comedy-series-matt-nix-larry-charles/
  

  
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  • I dont see Fred Armisen's name mentioned anywhere in that article! (NT) -- did I just get jolsonrolled?, 23:01:17 05/03/13 Fri
    • Armisen's a hack! He ripped off all his best blackface stuff from Cystal! (NT) -- Blackface Historian, 23:02:17 05/03/13 Fri
  
  
• Which Voy Characters should I write about -- MC Linejumper, 19:16:32 05/02/13 Thu
  Your favorite MC got the writing bug again.
  
  Which Voy characters should I write about next. I can continue the Standby Chronicles or go to another character. Hell, I can incorporate multiple characters into a series. I'll let my playas decide. Word.
  

  
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  • FUCK YOU BITCH! I HEARD ALL THE THINGS YOU SAY ABOUT ME!! YOUR BANNED FROM THE LINE BUDDY! (NT) -- Line Enforcer Louie, 19:33:54 05/02/13 Thu
  • Hey Louie, you want me to take care of this guy with my ZACK ATTACK? (NT) -- Zack (Zack-Fu), 21:59:53 05/02/13 Thu
  • Not a Voy character, but imagine Lazenby in a Louie story (NT) -- CHARLES ROCKET DIED FOR YOUR SINS, 18:20:14 05/03/13 Fri
  
  
• Zach on Jimmy Fallon -- -, 14:47:04 05/03/13 Fri
  He talks about writing for SNL for two weeks; One of the shows he worked on was the Britney Spears episode. He pitched Britney an idea for a sketch where she is being interviewed and she begins bleeding from the mouth for no reason. Lol, wtf.
  
  I wonder what the other episode he worked on was; I guess it would have been either the John Goodman episode or the Jackie Chan episode. I bet nothing he pitched ended up making it on the show anyway.
  

  
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  • Here's the video -- -, 14:50:28 05/03/13 Fri
    • Actually this is the video where he talks about SNL -- I am bad at Internets today, 14:52:46 05/03/13 Fri
  • I remember him talking about the 2 shows he guest wrote a few years ago (NT) -- pretty sure he said nothing he pitched them got made (he said they were all horrified by his ideas lol), 15:14:41 05/03/13 Fri
  
  
• Seth Meyers still the Late Night frontrunner, Andy Cohen and Nick Cannon also in the mix -- new report, 11:14:45 05/02/13 Thu
  http://splitsider.com/2013/05/report-seth-meyers-still-the-late-night-frontrunner-andy-cohen-and-nick-cannon-also-in-the-mix/
  
  Seriously, Andy Cohen and Nick Cannon?!?!? LOL suddenly Seth Meyers doesnt sound so bad.
  

  
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  • Yo dad, Nick Cannon is high-larious! (NT) -- Dave Chappelle's Son, 11:15:50 05/02/13 Thu
  • They also mention they're making some chances if Meyers takes it. (NT) -- making it more like an "hour long WU with Seth meyers" (ugh... 15-20 minutes of his WU is bad enough), 11:18:48 05/02/13 Thu
  • If Nick Cannon gets it, I hope they have Howie Mandel on every week!! (NT) -- I love Howie's zany, irreverent antics!!!, 13:06:47 05/02/13 Thu
  
  
• Can we get this guy and his friend to co-host SNL together? -- Best episode ever!, 20:04:08 05/01/13 Wed
  
  

  
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  • Is that a banana in your pocket or are you happy to see me? (NT) -- The Caveman of Comedy, 20:46:43 05/01/13 Wed
    • Darnies! I was hoping to get that joke in first. "Missed it by.. THIS much!" (NT) -- funnyboy88 getting smart, 20:48:05 05/01/13 Wed
  
  
• 5/11 show - Kristen Wiig/Vampire Weekend -- -, 12:39:18 04/26/13 Fri
  It's the episode everyone at VOY has been dreading!
  

  
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  • Oops, here's the link -- -, 12:48:37 04/26/13 Fri
    • I bet they open with a Lawrence Welk and Doo-Doo-Dooneese sketch -- Mr. Predictable, 15:23:38 04/26/13 Fri
  • Oh wow, I hate to say I told you so (NT) -- This is really insulting to current cast members, 13:42:12 04/26/13 Fri
    • Has she been in hiding since leaving SNL (NT) -- Havent seen her at all., 14:23:49 04/26/13 Fri
      • She's the female bunny in the Looney Toons reboot (NT) -- That's all I know of... I think that was canceled though, 15:54:53 04/26/13 Fri
  • My very visceral reaction (brace yourselves) -- Casey Killingsworth, 16:03:27 04/26/13 Fri
    • Ferrell and Martin Short also hosted 2 seasons after leaving (NT) -- I think only Eddie Murphy hosted the season after leaving, 16:13:42 04/26/13 Fri
      • Also Hartman hosted 2 seasons after leaving (NT) -- .., 16:15:12 04/26/13 Fri
        • Also Norm MacDonald (NT) -- Yeah but apparently Wiig outshines them all, 16:18:44 04/26/13 Fri
          • Bill Murray and Chevy Chase hosted the season after they left (NT) -- bjdwsm, 20:50:58 04/26/13 Fri
            • -ou guys are right about hosting but (more inside) -- Casey Killingsworth, 00:37:43 04/27/13 Sat
  • Wow, I figured they would hold this off until next season's premiere -- Board Viewer, 16:45:44 04/26/13 Fri
  • This season was the VOY nightmare: Justin Bieber, Justin Timberlake, and Kristen Wiig all hosted (NT) -- Board Viewer, 16:48:51 04/26/13 Fri
  • The way you act, it's like she killed your housepets. -- bjdwsm, 17:45:23 04/26/13 Fri
    • You aren't angry as you should be (NT) -- It's ridiculous that she's hosting already, 18:14:02 04/26/13 Fri
    • You know never, Mayas episode wasnt that bad and barely had any of her (NT) -- awful recurring characters. but somehow I doubt they'll (show the same restraint with Wiig), 19:40:12 04/26/13 Fri
      • No way they will. The whole show is gonna be a shitfest of her most annoying characters no doubt. (NT) -- we'll be lucky if even one sketch is something original, 23:02:12 04/26/13 Fri
  • Wow, shes really hosting already? I just saw this here and not anywhere else yet. (NT) -- wouldve expected they'd wait till next year, 19:36:27 04/26/13 Fri
    • In other words, this episode will probably feel like SNL of the past 5-6 years. (NT) -- so it wouldnt be like anything we havent seen before (lots of Secret Word, Gilly, Dont Make Me Sing, etc), 19:37:41 04/26/13 Fri
      • Im just glad this wont be the season finale at least. (NT) -- Afflect sounds like a decent season finale (he was always good in the past\), 19:38:19 04/26/13 Fri
  • I must be watching Anthony Jeselnik cuz TOO SOON! (NT) -- lolz amirite folks???, 23:01:12 04/26/13 Fri
  • This will be another go to bed early and watch the DVR episode for me I think. (NT) -- in other words the episode will be done in 5 minutes for me (see an old Wiig sketch, Fast Foward Time!), 23:05:41 04/26/13 Fri
    • I love SNL's recurring character model in recent years. Like that sketch? (NT) -- heres the same sketch 10 more times with no changes! (saves us "real fans" time from having to watch it!), 23:07:06 04/26/13 Fri
      • Um exsqueeze me!? We put hard work into making every Californians & Secret Word totally different! (NT) -- Seth "IM A COMEDY GENIUS! LORNE TOLD ME SO!" Meyers, 23:09:33 04/26/13 Fri
  • Just as the Mayans predicted, right Kev??? (NT) -- HAW HAW JAY DONT EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT!, 23:10:56 04/26/13 Fri
  • I hope Wiig and McKinnon have a "who can make the wackiest face/craziest voice" off! (NT) -- this will be the best Secret Word ever!, 23:12:35 04/26/13 Fri
    • Infact every Wiig sketch that comes back should involve Kate as her new sidekick (NT) -- Target Lady's weird neice, Thomas lady's twin sister, 23:13:58 04/26/13 Fri
      • Ha ha, still waiting for Thomas Lady Part 2! (NT) -- This will probably clinch it at last., 23:49:45 04/26/13 Fri
        • There already were two Thomas lady sketches! (NT) -- lol still cant believe they thought that was good enough (to make a return appearance), 01:11:51 04/27/13 Sat
          • Oops, I think I confused that one with Starfish, which we have been waiting valiantly for a sequel. (NT) -- All these kooky Wiig characters blend together in my mind!, 23:09:40 04/27/13 Sat
            • Nows their chance to bring back Starfish! (NT) -- best Wiig character as far as I'm concerned! (only second to "YALL WANT SOME CRABS?" lady), 01:47:09 04/28/13 Sun
  • How much ya wanna bet she hosts again next season as well? (NT) -- Lorne will probs have her back as much as possible, 01:22:35 04/27/13 Sat
    • I wouldnt be surprised if they try to get her towards the end of every season. (NT) -- either that or cameoing like Lovitz all the time, 04:48:10 04/27/13 Sat
  • I guess they could finally do one final "Two A-Holes" (NT) -- would be good to see it one final time while Jasons there (but instead we'll prob get Welk/Gilly/etc), 06:15:11 04/27/13 Sat
  • Yeah this is definitely way too soon. Usually they try and wait at least a season (NT) -- so we can have some time to actually miss you (in KWs case dont think any of us will ever missher), 10:29:29 04/27/13 Sat
    • Another site made a good point that she hasn't "earned it" to host yet. (NT) -- she literally hasnt had anything come out since she left (this is 100% Lorne's Wiig hard-on), 10:31:55 04/27/13 Sat
  • Someone at the S-N-L.com board apparently has the same theory as me (more inside) -- Casey Killingsworth, 01:03:21 04/29/13 Mon
    • I thought of that too. Probably so they can use her monologue (NT) -- as the "monologue" portion of the DVD, 01:10:01 04/29/13 Mon
  • Great idea for this episode: Tommy Lee Jones is a special guest (NT) -- and it cuts to him angry in the audience during every sketch, 22:00:08 04/30/13 Tue
  • One prediction: There will be a Californians sketch (NT) -- bjdwsm, 05:28:11 05/01/13 Wed
    • Oh yeah, didn't even think of that, thats a no brainer now that you mention it. (NT) -- I'm sure I'll be putting on my Tommy Lee Jones face (for the entirety of this episode), 07:17:15 05/01/13 Wed
      • The Californians and Garth & Kat are definitely returning. (NT) -- one last chance for Wiig & Fred to mug it up, yipee!, 07:20:10 05/01/13 Wed
  
  
• Is this Bob Barron's dad?? -- MAIL BAG, 19:58:10 04/30/13 Tue
  
  

  
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  • Still better than any musical guests on SNL this season! (NT) -- except of course for Bieber!!!, 21:58:52 04/30/13 Tue
  
  
• Seth Meyers has a new Hulu web series coming out -- I think this is the idea had had for an MTV show years ago, 13:24:56 04/30/13 Tue
  HULU ORIGINAL SERIES
  
  The Awesomes
  
  The Awesomes is an animated show for adults that combines the thrills of comic book storytelling with the irreverent and inspired comedy that is the hallmark of show co-creators Seth Meyers ("SNL") and Michael Shoemaker ("Late Night with Jimmy Fallon"). It is the story about the greatest superhero team in history, The Awesomes, and what happens after all the most powerful members leave. The team is led by the possibly under-qualified Professor Doctor Awesome, voiced by Meyers, who is determined to bring these funny-if-flawed superheroes to glory. Meyers and Shoemaker called upon their many friends in the comedy world to voice the characters, including some of "Saturday Night Live's" most celebrated cast and alumni Kenan Thompson, Bill Hader, and Taran Killam. This first animated Hulu Original Series is executive produced by Meyers, Shoemaker, and Broadway Video. Ten (10) episodes.
  

  
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  • How much ya wanna bet "Professor Doctor Awesome" has a German accent? (NT) -- eyeroll, 13:26:04 04/30/13 Tue
  • I bet they will have a robot, a cyclops, a squid-like alien (NT) -- And a Jamaican guy, 16:21:50 04/30/13 Tue
  
  
• This article from Deadline says that NBC is probably planning to chuck all of their current comedies -- next season except Parks & Recreation, 13:36:51 04/29/13 Mon
  Surprisingly, it sounds like most of the ones that sound good are the ones in contention too, including the Craig Robinson show, Assistance with Krysten Ritter, the Sean Hayes show, and the John Mulaney show.
  
  http://www.deadline.com/2013/04/primetime-pilot-panic-the-latest-buzz-2/
  

  
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  • None of those shows sound as good as Parkinsons Dad (NT) -- Hey McFly!, 13:49:24 04/29/13 Mon
    • "Parkinsons Dad" should be set in a fancy restaurant. -- Imagine the retro theme song, courtesy of Randy Newman!, 23:20:40 04/29/13 Mon
      • re: -- $10 says they go with this as the themesong, 10:38:46 04/30/13 Tue
        • Someone should buy the rights to Louie Klein's life and make it as a companion sitcom to MJF (NT) -- the adventures of a crank old retard in the SNL standby line (Palsy guy comedy hour only on NBC!), 11:33:23 04/30/13 Tue
          • with Jonathan Taylor Thomas as Rob Barron the hunky wrestling fan who has a gay crush on Louie (NT) -- and Andy Milonakis as Jamie, the role he was born to play!, 11:36:11 04/30/13 Tue
            • and Dustin Diamond as Chris, a mixy guy who Louie just doesnt trust (NT) -- executive produced by Jared from Subway, 11:38:01 04/30/13 Tue
              • Now that Loree canned his ass, Angus T. Jones would make a perfect "Zack" (NT) -- Louie's righthand man and meatball sub fetcher (if the script doesnt contain any "filth" hes in!), 11:41:48 04/30/13 Tue
                • Wait, so this Louie Klein show doesnt have any black characters??? R U kidding me?? (NT) -- u tellin me theres no black cerebral palsy in the standby?? (ON BEHALF OF THE ENTIRE INTERNET I AM OUTRAGED!), 11:44:48 04/30/13 Tue
                  • Maybe they can add a black nurse character that changes Louie's soiled adult diapers (NT) -- whats the Pine Sol lady up to these days?, 11:46:52 04/30/13 Tue
          • I think you left out the most important detail... CHEVY CHASE as Louie! (NT) -- this will be his big comeback!, 11:51:58 04/30/13 Tue
            • They can also just use the same themesong/opening credits as Louie CK's FX show (NT) -- Louie! Louie! Louie! Louiiie!, 11:54:06 04/30/13 Tue
  • LOL that'll be hilarious if Parks & Rec is the only comedy that comes back. (NT) -- but probably the best thing for the network (all their shows are complete shit this year), 13:54:26 04/29/13 Mon
    • It's kind of shocking how much Community sucks without Dan Harmon running things (NT) -- I guess he really was the genius behind that show, 13:57:02 04/29/13 Mon
  • I think they will cancel Revolution next season too -- NBC fanatic, 15:50:15 04/29/13 Mon
  
  
• May 18th- Ben Affleck/Kanye West -- -, 13:13:58 04/26/13 Fri
  The episode Buno's been waiting for! (From beyond the grave)
  

  
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  • Ben WHO-Fleck????? -- Buno, 13:15:48 04/26/13 Fri
  • Affleck certainly works for a final 4 Singing Guys sketch (NT) -- And probably a final WUWT too, 13:20:53 04/26/13 Fri
  • Here we go, right back to the 5-Timers Club! (NT) -- Good excuse for a JT cameo, 15:26:57 04/26/13 Fri
  • I'll bet Ben was scheduled to host the Bruno Mars episode but had to reschedule at the last minute (NT) -- Casey Killingsworth, 16:09:24 04/26/13 Fri
    • Yeah, he really should have hosted the election episode -- Ricky Gervais should have hosted May 11th & Wiig the finale, 16:23:02 04/26/13 Fri
  • This is great news. Affleck is one of my favorite hosts. (NT) -- carson, 23:35:55 04/26/13 Fri
    • Affleck is a great host. Always gives 100% and isnt afraid to poke fun at himself (NT) -- jojo, 16:07:20 04/28/13 Sun
      • Yeah this is actually good news, I hope they use all the crap for Wiig (NT) -- And save all the original, funny premises for Affleck, 00:19:40 04/29/13 Mon
        • I'm predicting a final Song Memories sketch, the last edition of WUWT (NT) -- and a Send-Off for Stefon (if Bill Hader is leaving), 09:14:11 04/29/13 Mon
          • Man you guys really want to see that song memories huh? (NT) -- lol it seems like someone posts this every other day (the JGL one seemed like it shouldve been the last), 09:52:11 04/29/13 Mon
            • I kinda have a feeling they'll instead do Maine Justice as Jason's swansong. (NT) -- song memories doesnt really seem like the greatest sendoff, 09:53:28 04/29/13 Mon
              • When is the last time they did a "swansong" for anyone? -- Why do you keep thinking they will do something special?, 10:47:12 04/29/13 Mon
                • But didn't Forte announce that he's leaving SNL -- some time after the finale?, 11:16:02 04/29/13 Mon
                  • I wouldn't expect anything on Wiig level, but if Sudeikis makes it known hes leaving (NT) -- theyll probably do some kind of send-of. sendoffs seems like (something thats started in more recent years), 12:15:36 04/29/13 Mon
          • Good call on Stefon. Didn't that start out as a sketch where Stefon is (NT) -- Affleck's hipster brother or something? Full circle, indeed., 23:15:58 04/29/13 Mon
    • Technically speaking, if they wanted to do a "send-off" sketch for Jason -- it should be the Bongo's Clown Room sketch, 13:02:30 04/29/13 Mon
  • I guess it depends if Jason announces he's leaving or not. (NT) -- though i think its obvious hes leaving (theyll prob announce it anyday now), 16:37:50 04/29/13 Mon
    • My guess is he'll announce his departure -- after Kristen Wiig's show, 17:35:21 04/29/13 Mon
  
  
• Classic KITH sketch of the day -- I'm crushing your head, 22:48:39 04/29/13 Mon
  
  

  
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• Facebook Funnies with Uncle Jay -- haw haw jay u crazy!, 16:36:22 04/29/13 Mon
  
  

  
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• Kanye dont want no Kim Kardashian pregnancy weight jokes on SNL! -- THIS IS IMPORTANT NEWS HERE FOLKS!, 16:04:55 04/29/13 Mon
  http://www.ibtimes.com/kanye-west-saturday-night-live-rapper-doesnt-want-jokes-about-kim-kardashians-pregnancy-weight-snl
  

  
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  • Yo Kim, you gettin fat gurl, but jessica simpson was da fattest pregnant bitch of all time (NT) -- OF ALL TIME!, 16:15:49 04/29/13 Mon
  
  
• The John Mulaney Show tapes April 22nd -- According to this website, 19:39:34 03/24/13 Sun
  http://on-camera-audiences.com/shows/The_John_Mulaney_Show
  
  
  
  The description of the show says:
  
  The John Mulaney Show follows the life of comedian John Mulaney. John’s naïve, and often pointless, desire to “be a good person” challenges his friendship with his roommates Jane and Seymour. With no real compass in life, Mulaney takes advice from his game-show host mentor Lou (Martin Short), a comic named Motif, and his tough elderly gay neighbor (Elliott Gould).
  
  Weirdly, the roles of John's two roommates and the stand-up comic named "Motif" don't seem to be cast yet. Let's hope they get some funny people in those roles.
  

  
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  • They're really going with "The John Mulaney Show" as the title? (NT) -- doesnt a title like that usually only work for sitcoms (lead by a household name?), 19:54:42 03/24/13 Sun
    • Then again, I guess not that many people knew who Jerry Seinfeld was (NT) -- before "Seinfeld"? I dunno, im not really sure (was Seinfeld that known before 1990?), 19:55:46 03/24/13 Sun
  • Motif must be the token black friend (NT) -- cmon Kenan! anything to get him off SNL, 19:57:05 03/24/13 Sun
    • I want Kenan off SNL, but not at the cost of ruining what could be a decent show for Mulaney. (NT) -- if they need a "black friend" go with someone funnier (like Hannibal Buress or Donald Glover), 20:45:56 03/24/13 Sun
      • Hannibal would be good if the character is supposed to be a stand-up (NT) -- could see him playing pretty much as a version of himself, 20:47:16 03/24/13 Sun
        • Or maybe Michael Che, now that hes on Lorne's radar. (NT) -- it would be more authentic if they get someone to play (the part that actually is a stand-up in real life), 20:47:56 03/24/13 Sun
          • If the role is supposed to be a black stand-up comic around Mulaney's age (NT) -- Hannibal, Che or Glover seem like obvious choices (wouldnt surprise me if one of them gets it), 20:50:58 03/24/13 Sun
    • Kenan's high fiving black guy from WU last month (NT) -- was probz his way of auditioning for this, 03:39:45 03/26/13 Tue
    • Motif = Finesse Mitchell (NT) -- Role filled, you're welcome, 17:13:26 03/26/13 Tue
  • This seems like it should be good with Mulaney and Short (NT) -- but I'm still a bit skeptical of any laughtrack sitcom (could this be the first good one since Seinfeld?), 00:41:55 03/25/13 Mon
    • Personally, for me Newsradio was the last really good multi-cam sitcom -- -, 06:46:27 03/25/13 Mon
      • Yeah Newsradio and Seinfeld were the last ones I remember enjoying as well. (NT) -- it seems like after that nobody knew how to make one (without it being overly corny/sitcomy), 08:57:28 03/25/13 Mon
        • Especially since the majority of laughtrack sitcoms for the last 10 years (NT) -- have been on CBS where their whole motto is doing the (hackiest, most obvious jokes possible), 08:59:39 03/25/13 Mon
  • Has anyone noticed John Mulaney looks a lot like the lead signer of fun.? (NT) -- the fun. singer is way uglier though lol, 09:13:18 03/25/13 Mon
  • A comic named Griffin Newman has been cast as Seymour, John's roommate -- -, 14:07:52 03/28/13 Thu
    • I just realized his roommates names are Jane and Seymour (NT) -- someones a Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman fan!, 14:16:12 03/28/13 Thu
  • I wonder if Mulaney will end up hosting SNL next season if this gets picked up. (NT) -- that would be an interesting show (not many former writers have hosted), 15:08:11 03/28/13 Thu
    • Though if they got someone from it (likely since its produced by Lorne) they'd go with Short again (NT) -- actually it'd be cool if Gould hosted (for the first time since 1980!), 15:09:17 03/28/13 Thu
      • Monologue: Gould comes out, asks "Hey, where's Ann Risley, -- Gail Matthius, and Charles Rocket?", 15:30:13 03/28/13 Thu
        • "Hey Lorne, where's my pal Charlie Rocket??" (NT) -- *Lorne does a Johnny Carson-esque tug on his collar* (WHEEEEH BOY!!!!), 15:52:19 03/28/13 Thu
          • Hes doing that big Rocket Report in the sky (NT) -- ALL ROCKET DOGS GO TO HEAVEN (life is a highway!), 16:09:18 03/28/13 Thu
        • I thought he practically lived at the Five Timers Club and spent all his time in the pool? (NT) -- Or did "Friends" make him too famous and unapproachable?, 00:14:26 03/29/13 Fri
  • Splitsider says the taping for this went really well -- -, 15:53:24 04/23/13 Tue
    • So Nasim will leave SNL for sure this season. -- No chance this doesn't get pick up., 17:39:40 04/23/13 Tue
    • John, Nasim & Griffin pic from the show inside -- Looks cool, 17:46:24 04/23/13 Tue
    • The commenters on that link all seem to disagree lol (NT) -- Ive tended to notice commenters on these sites dont seem (to like Mulaney as much as the article writers), 01:38:59 04/24/13 Wed
      • Mulaney's good as a stand-up, I just dont know if I can see him (NT) -- being that good as an actor but i guess we'll see (hes pretty funny as that Kroll Show character), 02:03:13 04/24/13 Wed
    • They should ditch the laughtrack/studio audience format. (NT) -- i know in that past that worked for some shows but nowadays (it just seemed so corny/outdated), 01:50:06 04/24/13 Wed
    • The set up to this show sounds strangely similar to 30 Rock -- Zoomzi, 05:11:41 04/24/13 Wed
      • It looks like a mix between Seinfeld & 30 Rock -- Not that there is anything wrong with that, 11:23:19 04/24/13 Wed
  • Jimmy Fallon is going to make a cameo in the pilot as himself -- -, 12:58:14 04/27/13 Sat
    • Mulaney getting the "Guys with Kids" bump! (NT) -- Fallon needs to stay out of the sitcom game, 01:45:59 04/28/13 Sun
  
  
• Damnit we never got to see Psy host SNL! -- this wouldve been the best SNL ever!, 09:21:12 04/27/13 Sat
  
  

  
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  • Hey he did do a cameo (NT) -- I don't think he speaks English very well though (Plus Lorne doesn't like the Asians), 11:28:49 04/27/13 Sat
  • I become infuriated everytime I see this commercial on tv. (NT) -- the dancing pistachios especially make me angry, 11:31:42 04/27/13 Sat
    • Hey Kev, how do you like... The Dancing Pistachios! (NT) -- HAW HAW HAW u crazy Jay, 11:46:24 04/27/13 Sat
  • HAHAHA! HE GOT SUNGLASSES ON! (NT) -- Tracy Morgan, 11:34:36 04/27/13 Sat
  
  
• Interesting Splitsider piece about people who auditioned for SNL -- and later became famous, 10:56:35 04/26/13 Fri
  http://splitsider.com/2013/04/the-lost-snl-cast-members-part-2-1995-now/#more-26448
  
  The part about TJ Miller is kind of interesting; I remember the rumors about how he had intentionally gone in and bombed his audition by acting like an ass in front of Lorne Michaels. It turns out it isn't true, but his audition still sounds kind of like it went a little awkwardly.
  

  
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  • LOL i remember hearing about that they said he threw a beer can (NT) -- at Lorne's head during the audition hahahaha (kinda had a feeling that wasnt true), 11:10:04 04/26/13 Fri
    • Haha now I see he actually mentions that in the article (NT) -- i forgot Rob Huebel auditoned the same time as Riggle (werent they a comedy team at the time i think?), 11:13:09 04/26/13 Fri
  • Damn they've passed on a lot of good people in recent years. (NT) -- truth is most of these ppl were prob better off without SNL, 11:16:11 04/26/13 Fri
  • I heard Kerri Kenney on WTF a while back she said she auditioned for SNL after The State ended (NT) -- but they picked Molly Shannon over her, 11:18:43 04/26/13 Fri
  • Can't believe they rejected Glover & Peele and decided to stick with Fred's Obama -- Board Viewer, 11:30:25 04/26/13 Fri
    • Key and Peele is putting SNL to shame when it comes to Obama (NT) -- They are constantly fresh and hilarious, 11:42:58 04/26/13 Fri
  • I would've loved to see Jon Glaser on SNL. (NT) -- he had all the best characters on 90s Conan, 02:05:39 04/27/13 Sat
  
  
• As of now, I'm betting Jason Sudeikis' send-off will be -- a Song Memories sketch, 09:29:07 04/14/13 Sun
  They could have done the sketch with Vince Vaughn. Because they they didn't do one last night, I figure the sketch is being saved for the season finale.
  
  I just hope we get a good host to close out the season.
  

  
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  • Any guesses for the final two episodes after Zach? (NT) -- Alec Baldwin or Tina Fey as one of them maybe?, 22:45:32 04/15/13 Mon
  • I'm guessing that Maya Rudolph will host May 11 -- the night before Mother's Day, 08:15:11 04/16/13 Tue
    • I really hope it is Rainn Wilson -- just to complete the circle of the 4 Singing Guys sketch, 12:06:40 04/16/13 Tue
      • Aren't the season finale hosts typically a super big name or frequent host? (NT) -- somehow doubt it'll be Dwight, 14:11:41 04/16/13 Tue
        • You mean like Elton John? (snicker) No, I know what you're saying, (NT) -- maybe he'll host on the 11th then, 16:18:55 04/16/13 Tue
          • Elton John wasnt the season finale I dont think (NT) -- i think you're thinking of Mick Jagger last season (which was just as weird a choice), 16:23:39 04/16/13 Tue
            • Oops, yeah, Jagger I meant (NT) -- That was a WTF choice for sure, 16:25:01 04/16/13 Tue
  • Maybe it'll be Seth Rogen or James Franco -- to Promote "This is the End", 14:28:29 04/16/13 Tue
    • That I could actually see. (NT) -- Seth Rogen seems most likely choice, 14:37:38 04/16/13 Tue
  • I'm guessing they will do absolutely nothing (NT) -- At most, they'll mention it's Jason's last night at the end, 20:32:35 04/16/13 Tue
    • They'll at least do SOMETHING (NT) -- Maybe they'll do (one more Maine Justice at least), 21:11:59 04/16/13 Tue
      • If they do, it won't be for Jason's sake (NT) -- He's not Kristen Wiig, they won't do jack, 21:59:11 04/16/13 Tue
        • Maybe they'll do one last Underground Festival since its Jason and Nasims last show (NT) -- Ass Dan finally dies for good!, 22:13:51 04/16/13 Tue
          • It would be funny something where Jason and Nasim's die on that sketch (NT) -- and AssDan stays alive, 12:06:21 04/17/13 Wed
  • I hope Kristen Wiig hosts the finale! (NT) -- And she does all her famous wacky characters!, 00:10:35 04/17/13 Wed
    • Actually I can almost see them doing that (NT) -- I don't know if I would laugh or cry, 00:12:43 04/17/13 Wed
      • I think they'll probably wait at least until next season to bring back Wiig. (NT) -- typically they dont have someone host the season (following their departure), 00:55:19 04/17/13 Wed
    • I was joking about this (NT) -- But my joke has become a nightmare (At least it isnt the finale just a regular episode), 18:16:24 04/26/13 Fri
  • If this really is Jason, Nasim, and maybe Kenan's last show -- -, 09:10:06 04/17/13 Wed
  
  
• g -- g, 10:36:32 04/26/13 Fri
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• Here's Some Details about the Infamous Dana Carvey-Mike Myers Feud -- It's an Interesting but Brief Article, 11:58:47 04/11/13 Thu
  http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/waynes-world-how-mike-myers-436879
  

  
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  • I still don't really believe there was any "feud" between Meyers & Carvey (NT) -- Not about Dr. Evil anyhow, 13:00:47 04/11/13 Thu
    • Carvey and Seth are feuding? Its Myers you dolt (NT) -- ANGRY MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!, 14:02:33 04/12/13 Fri
      • Carvey is fued with Seth for getting his wife pregnit! (NT) -- lol remember @ the goodnights one of Carveys sons (looked exactly like Seth), 16:00:42 04/12/13 Fri
  • Video of the Wayne's World reunion panel -- -, 10:13:17 04/26/13 Fri
  
  
• Yahoo to become home for SNL video archives? -- hope these episode archives, 21:56:16 04/24/13 Wed
  http://www.deadline.com/2013/04/yahoo-saturday-night-live-archives-deal/
  
  hope these episode archives will be a bit more complete than the shortened versions on E! and these butchered Netflix episodes.
  

  
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  • Hrm, now that I read all of that it sounds like they'll be taking them off (NT) -- Hulu and Netflix and all other platforms (and be exclusive to Yahoo? thats kinda lame), 21:57:44 04/24/13 Wed
    • Yahoo is still around? (NT) -- I thought they were bunking with AOL at the oldtimers home, 15:44:21 04/25/13 Thu
  • MAD GAY Y0! (NT) -- DaTruf (this seems somehow worse than Netflix), 03:58:34 04/26/13 Fri
    • I mean, the Netflix versions were butchered to shit, but at least you could stream them onto the tv (NT) -- with this i gotta watch on Yahoo's shitty site NO THANKS!, 03:59:14 04/26/13 Fri