Author: haha [ Edit | View ]
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Date Posted: 03:45:51 10/28/03 Tue
dear friends, you're going to have a big laugh when u read through, so my advice is better apply some cream to your face, the weather is so dry.. haha
lucetta
> >>> "God, I have a problem".
> >>>
> >>> "What's the problem, Eve?"
> >>>
> >>> "I know that you have created me and provided this beautiful garden
> >>> and all
> >>
> >>> of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake,
> >>> but
> >> I'm
> >>> just not happy."
> >>>
> >>> "And why is that Eve?"
> >>>
> >>> "God, I am lonely and bored, and I am sick to death of apples."
> >>>
> >>> "Well, Eve, in that case I have a solution. I shall create a man for
> >>> you."
> >>>
> >>> "Man? What is that, God?".
> >>>
> >>> "A flawed base creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and
> >>> be
> >>> vain. He will be witless and revel in childish things. He'll be
> >>> bigger
> >>> than you and will like fighting, hunting and killing things. He wont
> >>> be too
> >>
> >>> smart, so he will need your advice to think properly. He will have a
> >>> very
> >>> limited emotional capacity and will need to be trained. He will look
> >>> silly
> >>> when aroused, but since you have been complaining, I will create him
> >>> in
> >> such
> >>> a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. And you will most
> >>> certainly
> >>
> >>> never be bored again!".
> >>>
> >>> "Sounds great!", says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but
> >>> what's the
> >>
> >>> catch, God?"
> >>>
> >>> "Well..........you can have him on one condition".
> >>>
> >>> "And what's that, God?"
> >>>
> >>> "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring.....so you'll
> >>> have
> >> to
> >>> let him believe I made him first. And it will have to be our little
> >>> secret.
> >>
> >>> You know, woman to woman".
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