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Date Posted: 21:46:58 04/12/04 Mon
Author: Ethel Hozniak
Subject: The PNAC Presents, The Who: Who's Next

Contrary to popular belief around these parts I do rock out every now and then. Mostly when I get my government check and have a glass of that boxed wine stuff the kids drink now days. I also got a six-pack of that Mark's Hard Lemonade.

So after hitting about half of that box I decided to continue my studies on world hegemony. I'm getting a little too old for studying with a buzz. But what I can take away from all of this is that The Chosen One is right. There, I said it. He is my Allah. My Thompson Street, Zappa, Allah-Dude. Praise Almighty.

It's world hegemony time. The only problem is that there is no end in sight, hence, who's next. The way I see it, Wolfy and Rummy would like to pull Iran into the game and go after a country that could complete the puzzle to the Middle East. Wolfy got those boys in Saudi Arabia under control for now and Kuwait is more Americanized than downtown Wilkes-Barre. There is always that joke of a country, Wild Turkey. Hell, the people vote to keep us off their land as a staging area and that causes a big stir. We'll have to get on those slackers at a later date.

It's just this little Iraq thing that concerns most sane people. It's like those little creatures don't want us there. Don't they know that democracy is the wave of the future.

What happens between now and the election is simple. Dodge, spin, remember the compassionate conservative mantra, round up some cattle on the ranch, throw out a couple of WMD jokes, keep the electorate scared with raised terror threats....of course during the RNC convention, and the greatest stunts of all, have Bush return to an aircraft carrier and say that the end of combat during Round 2 of the Iraq War has been finalized. Rove has this on his refrigerator next to his shopping list. Iran, Syria, North Korea.

As far as coffee with the Chosen One, aka Zappa Bush Dude, I must pass. However, if you like White Zin, I have half a box left. Bring your GWB mug and I'll use my Kerry stein and we'll race. I used to handle lead off in six man (Southern Baptist style) keg stand races so your pansy ass may not be able to keep up.

I leave you all with what the US imperialistic, world domination has brought upon us over the last year. Stand back to get a good view.

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