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Date Posted: 15:10:37 02/25/10 Thu
Author: Ernie Penisdance is on the trail
Subject: Re: Short Story of Scatterbones and Scotsman
In reply to: retyped for Zug Scatterbones 's message, "Short Story of Scatterbones and Scotsman" on 11:33:25 02/24/10 Wed

Even though you are in a barrel floating out to international waters and almost certain tartan-encrusted death, know this (somehow): I WILL call 911 and then ask to be redirected to 999 and then ask for a helichopper to go and search for you out there in the deep blue sea with all the malformed cod and double headed kippers. I will not cease phoning 911 and be redirected back to 999 until they tell me they have found you and the True Scotsman wigwam warrior man boy. In the mean time, I have sent out a carrier pigeon, well I say carrier pigeon, I actually have no carrier pigeons so I instead sent out a carrier seagul with a barrel of Irn Bru and battered mars bars around its neck St.Bernard style for you to snack on until the helicopper arrives.

Dig it.

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