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Subject: 6x10: Some Like It Hot Author: Special Guest Writer : ArabChick [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 15:42:15 10/04/04 Mon ANGEL “Some Like it Hot” by Arabchick TEASER INT. HYPERION LOBBY – DAY Harmony is cleaning the counter, Gunn is mopping the floor, and Wesley is vacuuming a couch with one of those hand-held vacuum things. GUNN Man; look at this mess. Killing 5 of those Kundert demons is like killing 6 vamps and smashing 20 pumpkins. We’re never gonna be able to clean all this up. WESLEY They exploded! I’ve never seen anything like it! Instead of “poof” it was like “KABOOM!” HARMONY I think I got some in my hair. GUNN Yeah, me too. Harmony and Wesley give him a look because, you know, he’s bald. GUNN Not my hair. But I did get some of that gunk in my eye. It burns. Illyria comes down the stairs and walks toward Wesley. She is amazed at the vacuum. ILLYRIA This device you’re using astonishes me. The suction created by the rotating fan creates a flowing stream of air moving through the intake port and out the exhaust port. The moving air particles rub against any loose dust or debris as they move, and if the debris is light enough and the suction is strong enough, the friction carries the material through the inside of the vacuum cleaner. It is the most impressive thing your kind has created. WESLEY Yes, I suppose it can be considered impressive, but the human kind has created more impressive things than the vacuum cleaner. Spike comes down the stairs with his hair wet and wearing nothing but a towel. SPIKE 3 showers and I STILL don’t feel clean. HARMONY Well at least you’ve had the chance to shower 3 times. Athena’s been making us clean this mess up. SPIKE Where is she anyway? HARMONY She’s doing the laundry in the basement. She’s probably sitting on the washing machine as we speak. SPIKE Why on earth would she be sitting on the...oh, never mind. Athena comes up from the basement holding a basket-full of laundry. ATHENA What’s going on here? There should be less talking and more cleaning. She pulls Spike’s clothes out of the basket and hands them to him. He smiles and smells them, then goes upstairs to get dressed. ATHENA (CON’T) Did Angel get back yet? And just then, Angel walks in the front door covered in Kundert gunk. ANGEL I got the one that got away. How do I get this stuff off? GUNN I’ll grab the hose; you turn around and head to the garden. I just spent the last 3 hours cleaning this floor and I don’t want your sorry ass to make me do it all over again. ANGEL Did you say hose? BLACK OUT. END OF TEASER CREDITS: STARRING DAVID BOREANAZ JAMES MARSTERS J. AUGUST RICHARDS AMY ACKER MERCEDES MCNAB ASHLEY SCOTT AND ALEXIS DENISOF GUEST STARRING: JENNY MOLLEN, ADAM TUDYK (AS WENDY), CHRISTOPHER LOGAN (AS EMMA), AND SARAH DREW (AS PENELOPE) ACT I INT. HYPERION – DAY Gunn walks in the front door and heads toward Wesley. Illyria is examining the vacuum cleaner. GUNN Yo Wes. Some boys from the old hood saw more of those Kundert demons last night. You think they’re reproducing or something? WESLEY We shouldn’t rule it out. Do they know where they are now? GUNN No, but I figure we could track them down. They’re a pretty stinky bunch. WESLEY The fact that we still smell like them could lure them straight to us. GUNN And if they are reproducing, killing them sooner rather than later would be a good idea. WESLEY I agree. Killing them was easy enough; a gun would probably do the trick. GUNN Plus killing them from a distance would keep us cleaner. I was picturing us walking in the streets wearing trash bags and goggles. WESLEY Let’s go then. (to Athena) Athena, if you don’t mind, could you continue to research these demons. I need to know if we’ll be fighting many more. Pay special attention to where their native land is and to gestation periods. ATHENA Sure, no problem. I’ll call you if I find anything. Gunns picked up 4 guns and hands 2 of them to Wesley. They head out. CUT TO: INT. ANGEL’S OFFICE – DAY Angel is talking to 2 cross-dressers. Harmony is standing to the side taking notes for Angel. INT. HYPERION – DAY - CONTINUOUS Illyria watches Angel talk to the cross-dressers. Athena is behind the counter researching the Kundert demons. Spike comes down the stairs and sees Illyria. SPIKE I didn’t know we had company. ILLYRIA These humans are confused. SPIKE They don’t look confused to me. ILLYRIA Of course they are! They are males yet they dress like females. They aren’t intelligent enough to recognize their gender. Humans truly are brainless. Spike takes a closer look at the guests and sees that Illyria is right. They’re cross-dressers. SPIKE Huh. I could hardly tell from the back. They’re not confused. They’re cross-dressers. They are men that dress up like women because they like dresses and lipstick and other stuff like that. ILLYRIA It’s ludicrous behavior. SPIKE You’re one to talk King. ILLYRIA This is merely a shell. And I am fully aware that I am a female in this body, believe me. SPIKE Well isn’t that special. INT. GUNN’S CAR – DAY WESLEY Where exactly are we headed? GUNN To a pick-up basketball game. WESLEY Is that where the demons might be? GUNN No, but it’s where we’re going. WESLEY Why? Aren’t we supposed to be tracking some demons? GUNN Not exactly. I mean, they did see those demons, but they killed ‘em easy. They don’t need our help for that. Wesley gives Gunn a scolding and confused look at the same time. GUNN (CONT’D) The rules for the game are “bring a friend so it’s not odd-man out.” WESLEY But I left Illyria at the hotel! And what if Angel needs our help on the case! And Athena’s doing research! GUNN Man, you really DO need a day off. They’ll all do fine without us. WESLEY Then what are all the guns for? GUNN Have you ever seen any of those guns before? Wesley looks at the guns and noticed he really hasn’t seen the guns before. WESLEY No. GUNN That’s because they’re the guys’. None of them have a license to carry them, so if they took them to get fixed they would get confiscated. So I took them for them. WESLEY Oh. So we really are going to play basketball? GUNN Like I’ve been trying to tell you. INT. ANGEL’S OFFICE – DAY ANGEL So these disappearances have been going on for how long now? WENDY 5 months. ANGEL Do you know anyone who might want to cause harm to your...group of friends? EMMA No. ANGEL Have you gone to the police? EMMA Yes, but they ignored the case. They said if there was a missing child involved it might be different, but since none of the missing people are mentally disabled they didn’t care much to help. ANGEL I actually know a little bit about that myself. A few years ago a very close friend of mine went missing for months. WENDY Oh my! ANGEL She came back a few months later. But like I said, the police didn’t help. So, have there been any strange occurrences around the time of the disappearances? WENDY Josey said he saw a bright-swirly thing right before Sandra disappeared. ANGEL A portal. WENDY Can you help us? ANGEL I’m sure I can. Harmony, can you go bring Spike and get him up to speed? My associates and I will get to work on this right away. Harmony goes to get Spike and brings him into the office. ANGEL This is Spike. Spike this is Wendy and Emma. Spike shakes their hands SPIKE Firm handshake. Angel gives him a look. WENDY The club is called “Wendy’s Watering Hole.” Here’s the address. Wendy hands Angel a piece of paper with the address and stuff on it. WENDY (CONT’D) There’s only one problem. ANGEL What’s that? WENDY Well, if you go two dressed like that, you’re going to stick out. ANGEL Are you saying you want me to... EMMA We want to dress in drag. END OF ACT I [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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[> Subject: 6x10: Some Like It Hot Author: Special Guest Writer: ArabChick [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 15:43:18 10/04/04 Mon ACT II INT. HYPERION LOBBY – DAY The cross-dressers have left. Athena and Harmony stand behind the counter to watch the show. SPIKE ARE YOU INSANE! I’M NOT DRESSING IN DRAG! ANGEL It’s the only way to get into the club and find out what’s causing the disappearances. If there are portals then we need to take care of it before the whole city gets sucked in. SPIKE Well we don’t need to dress up as girls to do that! ANGEL What’s wrong? Not enough of a man to dress like a lady? SPIKE It’s not that. I’m a mighty man. I just have a reputation to maintain. ANGEL You haven’t been in L.A. long enough to HAVE a reputation. SPIKE Bollocks! ANGEL Athena, where’s Wesley? ATHENA He and Gunn went demon hunting. CUT TO: EXT. BASKETBALL COURT – DAY Gunn and Wesley are playing basketball with Gunn’s friends. Wesley all sweaty in a gross way and isn’t wearing a shirt. Wesley’s cell phone starts to ring, so he goes to answer it. Gunn runs over too. WESLEY (short of breath) Hello? ANGEL Wes, its Angel. Is everything all right? WESLEY Oh, yes. Everything is under control. Gunn makes fighting noises in the background. GUNN (heard over the phone) That’s disgusting! Gunn does that throat-cut signal thing that means “end the phone call.” WESLEY Angel, I have to go! Gunn and Wesley return to their basketball game. WESLEY I have to admit I feel a bit guilty for lying about our whereabouts to Angel. GUNN Man, you died a few months ago. Have some fun. INT. HYPERION LOBBY – DAY ANGEL See? The other guys are busy; it’s just you and me. ATHENA The original Bosom Buddies. ANGEL Don’t! Harmony and Athena snicker. Angel gets mad. ANGEL (CONT’D) I have to make a phone call. Angel goes into his office and picks up the phone. HARMONY What was that all about? SPIKE Maybe the Nancy-boy needed to make an entry in his diary. Bloody poof. INT. ANGEL’S OFFICE – CONTINUOUS – DAY ANGEL (on the phone) Hey Nina. It’s Angel. I need your help...No, it’s nothing, it’s just, okay, do you know anyone with access to 2 ladies wigs for men...Really? Great...me and Spike...I’ll explain once you stop laughing. Angel rubs his forehead. He starts to laugh a little himself. Moments later... INT. HYPERION LOBBY – CONTINUOUS – DAY ANGEL Harmony, I need you to go buy me and Spike clothes once the sun sets. Athena, I need you to help us with makeup. SPIKE You’re serious about this? ANGEL Spike, get over yourself. SPIKE It’s got nothing to do with that. You’re sending Harmony out on a shopping spree! ANGEL Harmony, use your own credit card, save the receipt and I’ll pay you back. HARMONY What should I buy? ANGEL Just get a bunch of stuff. We’ll send back what we don’t use. SPIKE So we’re putting on a fashion show now? Angel ignores Spike this time. ANGEL Athena, makeup. CUT TO: INT. HYPERION LOBBY – NIGHT Athena is doing Spike’s makeup. She’s already finished with Angel. ATHENA You boys are pale. I mean, really. I have fair skin, but you have colorless skin. None of my blush works on you! SPIKE Every time I try to get a tan all I end up with is one hell of a sunburn. I’ll stick with the colorless look. Plus, I don’t want blush. My cheekbones are already flawless. Harmony walks in with shopping bags full of clothes for the guys. HARMONY You’ll be happy to know there was a huge sale in the men-who-dress-like-ladies department. CUT TO: INT. HYPERION LOBBY – NIGHT It’s a fashion-show-type montage of Angel and Spike trying on different kinds of women’s clothing. “Angel is the Centerfold” plays over the montage. Things like putting on tights, high heels, dresses, different outfits, Harmony & Athena holding up mirrors even though neither of the guys have reflections, practicing sitting down like a lady. CUT TO: INT. HYPERION LOBBY – NIGHT Angel and Spike sit like ladies. They are both all dressed and wearing make-up, but they still don’t have wigs. So they’re sitting like ladies in women’s clothes and make-up but with normal Spike & Angel hair. ATHENA You need a drag-name. SPIKE Who, me? ATHENA Yeah. HARMONY Oh, I know: Gail. SPIKE Gail? No. HARMONY Julie. ATHENA Amy. HARMONY Stephanie. SPIKE No, none of those. ANGEL How about Samantha? SPIKE That could work. ANGEL Really? I just threw it out there. SPIKE “Hi, I’m Samantha.” “I’m Sam.” Yeah, seems good to me. ANGEL Ok, my turn. What’s my name going to be? ATHENA I just figured you could go with Angel as your name. ANGEL But Angel’s my real name. I need a drag name. SPIKE Angel’s a pretty girly name, mate. HARMONY Yup. Pretty girly. Angel gives her the look of death. HARMONY (CONT’D) But you can pull it off! ANGEL What was the first name you said? HARMONY Julie? ANGEL No, before that...Abigail. HARMONY I didn’t say Abigail, I said Gail. ANGEL Abigail is better. SPIKE Wow, you did the impossible. ANGEL What’s that? SPIKE You thought of a name even girlier than Angel. ANGEL This coming from the man that knows how to apply his own eye-liner and is already wearing nail polish. Just then, Nina walks in the door. Angel gets up to greet her but trips on his heel. NINA I’d kiss you but I don’t want to mess up your lipstick. ANGEL Stop making fun of me. NINA (laughing) So you want me to take you SERIOUSLY looking like that? ANGEL Good point. Did you bring the wigs? NINA Yes, and something else I thought you might need. Nina pulls out the wigs and hands them to Harmony. Then she pulls out 2 stuffed bras. Spike raises an eyebrow. SPIKE Oh, Angel doesn’t need one of those. He’s already got man boobs. How did you get those anyway? NINA They’re from the drama department at my school. INT. HYPERION LOBBY – NIGHT Angel and Spike—or Abigail and Samantha—are all dressed and ready to go, complete with hair and boobs. ILLYRIA You two half-breeds are also confused by your gender. This behavior is unacceptable by leaders. SPIKE She keeps getting more and more pleasant, doesn’t she? ANGEL Let’s go. And we go to the standard power-walk shot, only this time the champions are dressed like ladies and Angel trips on his heel again. END OF ACT II [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> Subject: 6x10: Some Like It Hot Author: Special Guest Writer: ArabChick [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 15:44:19 10/04/04 Mon ACT III INT. WENDY’S WATERING HOLE – NIGHT There’s club stuff going on. It’s an all cross-dresser’s club. There are men there dressed up like all the best divas. INT. ANGEL’S CAR – NIGHT SPIKE This is a nice car. ANGEL It’s one of those good things about working for Wolfram & Hart last year. Or it’s the only good thing. SPIKE So what’s the plan tonight? ANGEL Some light dancing and drinking. What do you mean “what’s the plan tonight?” SPIKE What are we looking for? Are we just going to wait for a portal to open, find the guy that did it and then tell him not to do it again? ANGEL Sounds good to me. SPIKE Really? That plan sucks. ANGEL It was your plan. SPIKE I just threw it out there. ANGEL Well what do you really think we should do? SPIKE We could hone our creature of the night senses to see if there’s a demon in the crowd. ANGEL Okay, we’ll go with your plan. EXT. BASKETBALL COURT – NIGHT They’re not playing basketball anymore. They’re just drinking beers in the street. Gunn and Wesley walk away from the group. WESLEY Well that was fun. I think I did rather well. GUNN For a white British guy, you did well. For a guy in this ‘hood, you did sub-standard. WESLEY That was an odd sentence. GUNN Yeah. Sub-standard was the wrong word to use. Some of the grammar Wolfram & Hart stuck in my head gets mixed with the regular stuff. WESLEY Let’s just go back to the office. GUNN Sounds good to me. INT. WENDY’S WATERING HOLE – NIGHT Samantha and Abigail (Spike and Angel) walk into the nightclub. It’s a classy place. The décor is set up to resemble Chicago in the 20s and 30s. WENDY Oh, my. Look what the cat dragged in. ANGEL Hello Wendy. WENDY Hello, (whispers) Angel? ANGEL Abigail. And this is Samantha. WENDY The 8 o’clock show is about to start. You might want to sit down, have a drink, you know, try to fit in. ANGEL That sounds fine. SPIKE Let’s go to the bar and survey the crowd. We pan over and look at the stage. There’s a jazz band consisting of both real women and cross-dressers. Wendy walks on the stage to introduce the band. WENDY Ladies and Gentlemen: The Sweet Sues. The band begins to play music, and a female Marylin Monroe walks up to the mic. SPIKE Well he’s a very impressive lady. Then she starts to sing and it becomes clear that it really is a female. ANGEL I think you meant to say she Samantha, and we’re looking for a sinister evil here not reviewing a band. SPIKE Look at that! Look how she moves! That's just like Jell-O on springs. Must have some sort of built-in motor or something. I tell you, it's a whole different sex! Time goes by and Spike and Angel survey the crowd to try and find the sinister evil. Angel realizes that everyone is paying attention to the show—including Spike now—which is a good time to open a portal without anyone noticing. ANGEL I’m going to go check something out. SPIKE Heading to the Ladies’ Room? ANGEL Just keep an eye out for anything, you know, suspicious. Spike goes back to watching the show and Angel walks away. CUT TO: INT. HYPERION – NIGHT Nina, Harmony and Athena sit around in the quiet hotel. Harmony breaks the silence. HARMONY I’m bored! ATHENA Well, you could always leave. HARMONY But there’s nothing to do other places. We’re 3 single chicks in the city, what are we doing here on a Friday night? NINA Well I had a date with my boyfriend, but he cancelled to go out with another man dressed like girls. ATHENA We could go to the club and check on the guys. NINA No. I’m not going out on another mission after almost getting killed in a haunted hair salon. HARMONY I think we should go! It could be fun. ATHENA Do ladies even go to those places? NINA Yeah, they do. HARMONY Don’t you want to see Angel at work? NINA Okay, we’ll go. But if I die, I’m totally going to haunt you. CUT TO: INT. WENDY’S WATERING HOLE - NIGHT “Marilyn” finishes singing and the crowd claps. She leaves the stage and heads to the bar, right next to Spike. The bartender hands her a glass of water. SPIKE So you’re a female Marilyn Monroe impersonator? PENELOPE I guess you could say that. SPIKE But I saw 4 other Marilyns here tonight, and they’re all guys. Why are you here? PENELOPE Because none of the other Marilyns have the balls to sing like her...ironically enough. SPIKE That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while. PENELOPE Thanks. It’s just a monthly thing. I’m a music student. Getting paid for something I like to do isn’t that bad. SPIKE Sounds like good work. So how long have you worked here? PENELOPE Since last January. SPIKE How many of these ladies are regulars? PENELOPE Let’s see, Britney Spears in the blue top, Martha Stewart next to the bathrooms... SPIKE Hang on, Martha Stewart? PENELOPE More than you would think. Jessica Simpson is very popular in the drag world too. So what’s your name? SPIKE Well in this outfit I’m Samantha. PENELOPE And when you’re not in that outfit? Spike raises an eyebrow at that. SPIKE Spike. And what’s your name? PENELOPE Well in this outfit, you can call me Marilyn. And the rest of the time you can call me Penelope. SPIKE Like when you’re not in that outfit? PENELOPE For instance. So what’s a guy with a macho name like “Spike” doing in a place like this? SPIKE I’m looking into some disappearances in the area. PENELOPE That one’s good. I haven’t heard the “I’m a hero” line from a guy in a dress before. SPIKE I’m serious! My friend, well he’s not exactly my friend, I hate the poof. Just then the poof walks up. ANGEL Did you see anything? SPIKE Nothing unusual. Did you find anything? ANGEL No, nothing. (to Penelope) Where you the woman singing up there? PENELOPE Yes. ANGEL Is there a back door to an alley or anything behind the bar? PENELOPE Aren’t you at least going to buy me a drink before I show you my back door? Angel doesn’t laugh at her joke. PENELOPE (CONT’D) I guess you forgot to put a sense of humor in your purse. Just follow me. And act cool. INT. BACKSTAGE HALLWAY – CONTINUOUS – NIGHT Angel & Spike walk down the hall to the door leading to the alley. Penelope opens the door to her dressing room (a really small closet with a chair, a table and a mirror) and pulls out a stake. Then she follows the guys. EXT. ALLEY – NIGHT ANGEL There’s no one out here. PENELOPE There’s usually a few people out here smoking or using their cell phones. Maybe they disappeared. SPIKE I didn’t hear any screaming since we got here. PENELOPE You think you could hear screaming over the band? SPIKE Good point. PENELOPE It could be vampires. SPIKE What do you mean... And Penelope punches Spike across the face and knocks him to the ground. She raises her stake but Angel comes up from behind her and knocks it out of her grip. He grabs her hair and holds her head so she is looking straight up at him. ANGEL That wasn’t very nice. Angel pushes her down. She loses an earring. SPIKE What are you, a slayer? PENELOPE Yeah, I am. SPIKE Is every chick we meet these days a bloody slayer? PENELOPE Gee, I hope not because, that would make it a whole lot less special for me. ANGEL Nina’s not a slayer. SPIKE Why didn’t you tell us? PENELOPE It’s called a secret identity because it’s a secret. Plus you didn’t say “Hi, I’m a vampire” when you introduced yourself, didya? ANGEL How did you know we were vampires anyway? PENELOPE There’s a mirror behind the bar and your date didn’t have a reflection. ANGEL Spike’s not my date. PENELOPE Okay, just checking. You came in together. ANGEL We’re partners. (that sounded wrong) He works for me, we’re looking into some disappearances. PENELOPE Really? That wasn’t a line? SPIKE No. PENELOPE So you what, help people? ANGEL I have a soul. PENELOPE Oh, you’re that vampire. (not buying it) Sure, okay. ANGEL I really am! And Spike has one too, sorry to say. PENELOPE Well isn’t that special. SPIKE It’s true. And we’re wasting a lot of time out here arguing. Angel opens the door leading inside and holds it open for Spike and Penelope. PENELOPE Can I have my stake back now? END OF ACT III [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> [> Subject: 6x10: Some Like It Hot Author: Special Guest Writer: ArabChick [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 15:45:19 10/04/04 Mon ACT IV INT. WENDY’S WATERING HOLE – NIGHT Nina, Harmony & Athena walk into the bar. They look around but don’t see Angel or Spike. NINA I don’t see them. Do you see them? HARMONY I don’t know. What color were their wigs? NINA Brown and blonde. HARMONY Okay, that doesn’t help. ATHENA Let’s just sit down and get some drinks. CUT TO: INT. HYPERION – NIGHT Wesley and Gunn walk in to the Hyperion to see Illyria dressed in some of Wesley’s clothes and her hair tied back in a ponytail. ILLYRIA I don’t feel any different. WESLEY Illyria... ILLYRIA I’m dressed like a man but I do not feel like one or want to. GUNN What is this all about? ILLYRIA The 2 half-breeds met 2 gender confused males and became accustomed to their absurd behavior. In my quest to further my understanding of your inferior race I decided to try the same thing. Gunn and Wes take this all in. GUNN So let me get this straight. Angel and Spike are dressed like women? Why? WESLEY (understanding) Ah! GUNN What? WESLEY The woman who called here for an appointment did sound rather emasculate. Its possible that he was a drag queen. GUNN What was his problem? WESLEY Disappearances. ILLYRIA Angel said something about portals. WESLEY Are you sure? ILLYRIA Of course I am! WESLEY We must go then. GUNN Nuh uh. I’m not going to some drag club! Count me out. WESLEY I’ll call first. Hopefully they won’t ask for our help. GUNN Tell him to call you if he needs you to look something up. Tell him you’re researching or something just don’t make me dress in drag! WESLEY Illyria, where are the girls? GUNN Yeah, the girls should go! Not me! Not us! ILLYRIA Fortunately for you, they already went to watch Angel and Spike work. WESLEY That’s good then. We’ll call the girls and tell them to let us know if they need us to look up something. GUNN Thank you, thank you. CUT TO: INT – WENDY’S WATERING HOLE – NIGHT Angel, Spike and Penelope walk back into the club. They stand in the corner next to the stage and scope out the crowd. SPIKE Have you noticed anyone new in the crowd since the disappearances have started? PENELOPE No. But I’ve never seen that Jessica Simpson over there. Spike looks over to where she was talking about and sees that she was talking about Harmony. SPIKE Oh balls. ANGEL What is it? SPIKE That’s not your demon. That’s Harmony. PENELOPE She’s a vampire too, isn’t she? SPIKE How did you know? PENELOPE Lucky guess. ANGEL What are they doing here? Nina can’t see me like this! SPIKE She’s already seen you like that, mate. So what do we do now, hide or go say hello? ANGEL We’re working. We keep working. Spike waves, and the girls wave back. ANGEL (CON’T) Or we say hello. Emma walks up to Penelope EMMA You’re on in 5, Ms. Monroe. And we have a few birthdays tonight too. INT. BACKSTAGE HALLWAY - NIGHT Penelope goes backstage. PENELOPE (to herself) He made me lose an earring! We see Emma walk outside to where they were earlier. Penelope notices light coming through the window. PENELOPE Hey, guys! Angel and Spike go to see what she called them for. They look out the door’s window to see what’s happening. THEIR P.O.V. They see Emma holding his stomach very sweaty and glowing. Then a portal opens and Emma looks like he’s trying to close it. While it’s open, the people in the alley fall into the portal. ANGEL You got weapons? EXT – ALLEY – NIGHT Angel and Spike rush out there once the portal is closed and pummel Emma. ANGEL You gonna explain what just happened here? EMMA What are you talking about? SPIKE The portal, the big glowy vacuum thing that just swallowed 4 people! EMMA I can’t help it! They want me back! ANGEL Who? EMMA My people in Acirema. SPIKE So why don’t you go back there? EMMA Because it’s boring! There are beavers everywhere and there’s no beauty! PENELOPE When you said “my people”... EMMA I’m their leader. SPIKE Their queen? ANGEL You have to go back. EMMA Why should I? ANGEL Your being here is causing an imbalance. That’s why the portals keep opening up. PENELOPE And if you go back, the people that went in your place should return. SPIKE Really? PENELOPE It makes sense to me. ANGEL Either you go voluntarily, or I crush both your knee-caps so you stay right here and wait for the next portal to open. Emma takes this in and Angel steps back. A portal opens and swallows Emma. A bright flash lights the alley, and when the light dies down there are about 40 people in the alley. Spike gives Angel a “How do we explain this?” look, but Penelope is way ahead of him. PENELOPE Oh! I found my earring! Thanks for helping me look, we can all go back inside now. SPIKE Yeah. ANGEL Great work everyone. CUT TO: INT. HYPERION LOBBY – NIGHT Everyone that was at the club walks in to find Gunn, Wesley and Illyria. WESLEY How was your night? GUNN You guys look RIDICULOUS. SPIKE What’s wrong Charlie-boy, not enough of a man to dress like a lady? GUNN No, I just have way way too much pride. ANGEL Spike met a girl. WESLEY Really? Are you sure she’s a girl? SPIKE Yeah. She’s a slayer HARMONY Typical, typical Spike. WESLEY So the portal... ANGEL Taken care of. So, I think we can call it a night. My feet are killing me. NINA C’mon, it’s not that bad. ANGEL It’s not as bad as the tights. GUNN Get a room. NINA Good idea. Lets go give each other facials. ANGEL Very funny. Everyone leaves the lobby and goes their own direction. Spike stays in the lobby a little longer, then the phone rings. SPIKE I got it (picks up the phone) Hello? PENELOPE Hey. SPIKE Hey? PENELOPE It’s Penelope. Wendy told me where you worked. SPIKE It’s kind of late. PENELOPE I know, I just wanted to give you my number since you didn’t ask for it at the club. SPIKE That would be nice. Spike continues his conversation and the camera zooms out. THE END [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: 6x10: Some Like It Hot Author: Monique [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 23:06:02 10/04/04 Mon Oh too funny. I can just picture our two favorite vamps all vamped up, especially the tall one! Bring on some more, Arabchick. Bravo! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> Subject: Re: 6x10: Some Like It Hot Author: Matthew S [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 18:51:02 05/02/05 Mon Very funny episode! Four stars! I can't wait till the next 'Angel Renewed' adventure! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]