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Subject: ROFL Please ignore previous post, brain is mushy.

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kala..... one more go at it....

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Date Posted: 15:25:10 02/24/02 Sun
Author Host/IP: NoHost/149.99.220.23
In reply to: Davis tries to compose herself to compose LOL 's message, "Oyyyy......I'm dyin more now than ever.....bu I have to continue this through these tears LOL" on 12:02:21 02/24/02 Sun

>>>>>>>>>While taking a slow boat to China..
>>>>>>>>>I enjoyed eating sushi, drinking wine-eh?..
>>>>>>>>>But what I enjoyed most,
>>>>>>>>>Was all of the toasts,
>>>>>>>>>I heard on the ship, every night-a!!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>They would first toast the fish of the ocean,
>>>>>>>>which usually caused a commotion,
>>>>>>>>the chairs would go flyin,
>>>>>>>>it's the truth, I'm not lyin,
>>>>>>>>it was caused when they drank this strange
>>>potion..
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Our bartender, Alex was a really strange guy..
>>>>>>>Why he smelled of camel, no-one knew why...
>>>>>>>But the Captain thinks,
>>>>>>>He was "lacing" the drinks..
>>>>>>>And lots of folks thought they could FLY!!!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>So on my next rocket in space,
>>>>>>The "moon" and me came face to face..
>>>>>>I said, "Moon, won't you please,
>>>>>>tell me what kind of cheese,
>>>>>>is this on the ground, that I'm eating?"
>>>>>
>>>>>There was a voice that came from the blue
>>>>>I swear to you all of this is true
>>>>>It said with a hiss
>>>>>"The cheese is swiss"
>>>>>In shock I asked, "who're you?!"
>>>>
>>>>It was cold and the iceburgs were gigantic...
>>>>But I couldn't feel it, goin' "hic hic"..
>>>>As I puked over the side....
>>>>The ship's name caught my eye..
>>>>Thank God.. I am still on the Titanic.
>>>
>>>I was shaken that I heard that voice
>>>And decided I had to make a choice
>>>Give up the booze
>>>Is what I choose
>>>Safe & sound on the Titanic, I rejoice!
>
>But now I am sitting here wishin..
>That instead of a cruise, I was fishin..
>this dang boat's gonna sink,
>and who woulda thinked,
>That I'd be the bait, ain't that bitchin!!

Well, the boat was goin under, the barnacled old "Tub".
I was so cold, couldn't feel my head, even when rubbed...
So as the stars shined..
We drank more of ALex's wierd wine..
And the rest will go down in a booGLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB.....

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Great ending there, (((((Kala)))))..... (NT)	Davis will think up a new one for tomorrow LOL	16:12:35 02/24/02 Sun