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Date Posted: 12:02:21 02/24/02 Sun
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kala OMG LOL
's message, "Sorry, laughing too hard to even think here." on 06:01:00 02/24/02 Sun
>>>>>>>>While taking a slow boat to China..
>>>>>>>>I enjoyed eating sushi, drinking wine-eh?..
>>>>>>>>But what I enjoyed most,
>>>>>>>>Was all of the toasts,
>>>>>>>>I heard on the ship, every night-a!!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>They would first toast the fish of the ocean,
>>>>>>>which usually caused a commotion,
>>>>>>>the chairs would go flyin,
>>>>>>>it's the truth, I'm not lyin,
>>>>>>>it was caused when they drank this strange
>>potion..
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Our bartender, Alex was a really strange guy..
>>>>>>Why he smelled of camel, no-one knew why...
>>>>>>But the Captain thinks,
>>>>>>He was "lacing" the drinks..
>>>>>>And lots of folks thought they could FLY!!!!
>>>>>
>>>>>So on my next rocket in space,
>>>>>The "moon" and me came face to face..
>>>>>I said, "Moon, won't you please,
>>>>>tell me what kind of cheese,
>>>>>is this on the ground, that I'm eating?"
>>>>
>>>>There was a voice that came from the blue
>>>>I swear to you all of this is true
>>>>It said with a hiss
>>>>"The cheese is swiss"
>>>>In shock I asked, "who're you?!"
>>>
>>>It was cold and the iceburgs were gigantic...
>>>But I couldn't feel it, goin' "hic hic"..
>>>As I puked over the side....
>>>The ship's name caught my eye..
>>>Thank God.. I am still on the Titanic.
>>
>>I was shaken that I heard that voice
>>And decided I had to make a choice
>>Give up the booze
>>Is what I choose
>>Safe & sound on the Titanic, I rejoice!
But now I am sitting here wishin..
That instead of a cruise, I was fishin..
this dang boat's gonna sink,
and who woulda thinked,
That I'd be the bait, ain't that bitchin!!
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