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Date Posted: 02:28:40 02/21/02 Thu
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Davis says.........I kill me!!! roflmao!!!
's message, "I'm laughing my silly head off here ((((( Davis )))))!!!!!!!..wait.....there's more!!!" on 08:36:15 02/20/02 Wed
>>>>There once was a farmer from Nantucket,
>>>>Who dropped his Chicken into a bucket.
>>>>When he fished it out, he began to shout....
>>>>
>>>>"It's dead, we better just pluck it"
>>>>
>>>>So the Nantucket farmer then took it
>>>>And into a pot, he done cooked it,
>>>>With potatoes and peas,
>>>>and carrots, and cheese,
>>>>"Can I serve you a bowl", I said, "Chuck it"!!
>>>>
>>>>The Nantucket farmer seemed fairly miffed
>>>>That I'd declined his chicken stew gift
>>>>But surely you would've done it too
>>>>If only you'd smelt his putrid brew
>>>>It stunk to high heavens, it really whiffed!
>>>>
>>>>So I gathered the fumes from the potage..
>>>>Thought I'd give it a shot as a fuelage..
>>>>It just might run a car,
>>>>But I'm not sure how far,
>>>>This incredibly gaseous concoction..
>>>>
>>>>I opened the fuel cap of my trusty Ford
>>>>And with some trepidation the mess I poured
>>>>I wondered what the outcome would be
>>>>As I turned the ignition key
>>>>The engine first sputtered, but then it roared!
>>>
>>>At first I thought, this stuff is awesome..
>>>I'll patent it, sell it in Boston..
>>>But I learned way too fast..
>>>that this wasn't gas..
>>>As my car flew above, straight to Austin...(Texas
>that
>>>is)!
>>
>>I was spotted by Texas Air Traffic Control
>>On their radar screens I'd made a big hole
>>I landed at last
>>The cops grabbed me fast
>>I'm in jail without chance of parole!
>
>So you ask,is this the end of the story?
>I'm afraid that it's not, it gets gory..
>I was handed an axe,
>By this guy, named Alex,
>Who said, "follow me son, I'm your good fairy..
We plotted and planned and picked a night
When we knew the jail would be fairly quiet
As confident as could be
That soon we'd be free
After we wielded our axes in fight
The night came and it was time for action
Our plan was devised down to each fraction
I'll tell now why it went so wrong
From the start and all along
And how Alex ended up in traction
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