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Davis says.........I kill me!!! roflmao!!!
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Date Posted: 08:36:15 02/20/02 Wed
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VO. Read on ... oh yes indeedy, it still continues
's message, "I'm laughing my silly head off here ((((( Davis )))))!!!!!!!" on 07:27:03 02/20/02 Wed
>>>There once was a farmer from Nantucket,
>>>Who dropped his Chicken into a bucket.
>>>When he fished it out, he began to shout....
>>>
>>>"It's dead, we better just pluck it"
>>>
>>>So the Nantucket farmer then took it
>>>And into a pot, he done cooked it,
>>>With potatoes and peas,
>>>and carrots, and cheese,
>>>"Can I serve you a bowl", I said, "Chuck it"!!
>>>
>>>The Nantucket farmer seemed fairly miffed
>>>That I'd declined his chicken stew gift
>>>But surely you would've done it too
>>>If only you'd smelt his putrid brew
>>>It stunk to high heavens, it really whiffed!
>>>
>>>So I gathered the fumes from the potage..
>>>Thought I'd give it a shot as a fuelage..
>>>It just might run a car,
>>>But I'm not sure how far,
>>>This incredibly gaseous concoction..
>>>
>>>I opened the fuel cap of my trusty Ford
>>>And with some trepidation the mess I poured
>>>I wondered what the outcome would be
>>>As I turned the ignition key
>>>The engine first sputtered, but then it roared!
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>>At first I thought, this stuff is awesome..
>>I'll patent it, sell it in Boston..
>>But I learned way too fast..
>>that this wasn't gas..
>>As my car flew above, straight to Austin...(Texas that
>>is)!
>
>I was spotted by Texas Air Traffic Control
>On their radar screens I'd made a big hole
>I landed at last
>The cops grabbed me fast
>I'm in jail without chance of parole!
So you ask,is this the end of the story?
I'm afraid that it's not, it gets gory..
I was handed an axe,
By this guy, named Alex,
Who said, "follow me son, I'm your good fairy..
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