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Cockingford Shitehawk - Treasurer of the Crapwank Society
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Date Posted: 22:08:23 09/07/04 Tue
In reply to:
Percival Poofpiss
's message, "Re: Pissery dick with fatshit pigwobbler?" on 18:45:10 09/04/04 Sat
>>>>>>>>>Shittering, penis, fartbelch; The cock shite
>>>>>>>>>niggerpoop is often shatfondled and compared to
>>>>>>>>>cockering pisswig fuckerturd pisshouse. What if
>>>>>>>>>niggerknackers was pisswanked into the cunt,
>>what
>>>>>>>>then?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I would imagine it would pissforth into complete
>>>>>>>>arsefiddling! by fuckery, it would probably be
>>>>>>>>shittery and crotchwanking to boot! HO HO!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>But in all pisspumpery, the niggercrack and
>>>>>>crotchfart
>>>>>>>>are mere shitfingers on the good old
>>>>>>>>wanktwat-cuntdribbler, which in my opinion is
>the
>>>>>>>>dickhouse of all shagwankers!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I'm very much afraid that I have to disagree with
>>>>you
>>>>>>>there. The dickhouse of all shagwankers is,
>>without
>>>>>>>doubt, the cuntsheep penisflop, which is superior
>>>in
>>>>>>>all ways. This has been agreed on by the top
>>>>>>>cuntwoggers in the country, as well as prominent
>>>>>>>pisscraps such as Dr. David Dicklicker-Monkshaft,
>>>of
>>>>>>>Cockchurch University.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>In all fairness, the fuckery pigdick that is the
>>the
>>>>>>penisflop is only a rekindled fuckwankery of the
>>>>>>latter-day shitshaftery-cuntsmidgener, which was
>>>>>>reknowned for its cast-pubic fuckbuggery, which
>for
>>>>>>its arsehole was a fucktastic wankgroin in the
>>>>>>testicular sense of the shagwankle.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Both fuckpenises are undoubtedly sweatycuntery,
>and
>>>>>>are a godsend to the rim-gibbering fuckpockery of
>>>>this
>>>>>>day and arse.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Och aye the noo, well ah fuckpiss ma bitchcunt,
>>>>>because ah cannae agree wi shagfart arseknockery,
>>the
>>>>>noo. Ah think ye are cockering the cunt, Jimmae,
>for
>>>>>ah cannae see wit is so nobjockery aboot the
>>coonwank
>>>>>dickwobbler. The noo, the noo.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>niggerwog
>>>
>>>Niggerwog Indeed!
>>>The fuckwankle is the biggest titfondle shitpickling
>>>shagtesticle of the whole tosspiss, jumpcunt and
>>>thickpube!
>>
>>Dogfanny cheesebollocks? Fucking the pig! Shitcock
>>pisswobble when fuckarsing the coonfilth. Cat's mess!
>
>Yes to the cheesebollocks!! Fuckery titswank coonwog,
>pakicunt wog piss coonfilth! Thats my idea of a
>shankwanker.
Arse, penis, testicles. That may be your idea, but for some us we will only accept the shitteringest of arsefilth. When the cunto is piss-piddled into the wanked niggerslag, only then can the true bollocksface be beheld.
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