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Mr Shitford Wankstinker.
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Date Posted: 07:21:55 10/04/04 Mon
In reply to:
Cockingford Shitehawk - Treasurer of the Crapwank Society
's message, "Re: Pissery dick with fatshit pigwobbler?" on 22:08:23 09/07/04 Tue
>>>>>>>>>>Shittering, penis, fartbelch; The cock shite
>>>>>>>>>>niggerpoop is often shatfondled and compared
>to
>>>>>>>>>>cockering pisswig fuckerturd pisshouse. What
>if
>>>>>>>>>>niggerknackers was pisswanked into the cunt,
>>>what
>>>>>>>>>then?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I would imagine it would pissforth into
>complete
>>>>>>>>>arsefiddling! by fuckery, it would probably be
>>>>>>>>>shittery and crotchwanking to boot! HO HO!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>But in all pisspumpery, the niggercrack and
>>>>>>>crotchfart
>>>>>>>>>are mere shitfingers on the good old
>>>>>>>>>wanktwat-cuntdribbler, which in my opinion is
>>the
>>>>>>>>>dickhouse of all shagwankers!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I'm very much afraid that I have to disagree
>with
>>>>>you
>>>>>>>>there. The dickhouse of all shagwankers is,
>>>without
>>>>>>>>doubt, the cuntsheep penisflop, which is
>superior
>>>>in
>>>>>>>>all ways. This has been agreed on by the top
>>>>>>>>cuntwoggers in the country, as well as prominent
>>>>>>>>pisscraps such as Dr. David
>Dicklicker-Monkshaft,
>>>>of
>>>>>>>>Cockchurch University.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>In all fairness, the fuckery pigdick that is the
>>>the
>>>>>>>penisflop is only a rekindled fuckwankery of the
>>>>>>>latter-day shitshaftery-cuntsmidgener, which was
>>>>>>>reknowned for its cast-pubic fuckbuggery, which
>>for
>>>>>>>its arsehole was a fucktastic wankgroin in the
>>>>>>>testicular sense of the shagwankle.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Both fuckpenises are undoubtedly sweatycuntery,
>>and
>>>>>>>are a godsend to the rim-gibbering fuckpockery of
>>>>>this
>>>>>>>day and arse.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Och aye the noo, well ah fuckpiss ma bitchcunt,
>>>>>>because ah cannae agree wi shagfart arseknockery,
>>>the
>>>>>>noo. Ah think ye are cockering the cunt, Jimmae,
>>for
>>>>>>ah cannae see wit is so nobjockery aboot the
>>>coonwank
>>>>>>dickwobbler. The noo, the noo.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>niggerwog
>>>>
>>>>Niggerwog Indeed!
>>>>The fuckwankle is the biggest titfondle shitpickling
>>>>shagtesticle of the whole tosspiss, jumpcunt and
>>>>thickpube!
>>>
>>>Dogfanny cheesebollocks? Fucking the pig! Shitcock
>>>pisswobble when fuckarsing the coonfilth. Cat's mess!
>>
>>Yes to the cheesebollocks!! Fuckery titswank coonwog,
>>pakicunt wog piss coonfilth! Thats my idea of a
>>shankwanker.
>
>
>Arse, penis, testicles. That may be your idea, but for
>some us we will only accept the shitteringest of
>arsefilth. When the cunto is piss-piddled into the
>wanked niggerslag, only then can the true bollocksface
>be beheld.
To a point, yes. But true niggerspiss can only be aquired when the cockfart is ripe and the pisspoof is shitterated. I for one enjoy shitpiss fannysweat as much as the next man.
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