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ladyday(surfing the net w/Jesus)
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Date Posted: 22:02:47 08/04/03 Mon
In reply to:
Holly
's message, "Here's a funny one" on 19:57:20 08/04/03 Mon
I'll know at least I don't have as much time as this person does!
OMFG! This is too funny! Who comes up with this stuff? And how do you find it? Do you put "insane crazy shit" in the Google search engine and click the GO button?
A sampling of what tickled me:
Accept Jesus Christ as your personal Savior by January 1, 2003 and recieve a free digital phone.
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Time for Vacation Bible Camp!
Checklist and Frequently Asked Questions!
What can I do to help my child have a great camp experience?
Fathers, before your boy leaves for camp, privately discuss the importance your church family's reputation. Make sure that he is fully aware that if he does anything to embarrass you or the Lord this summer, Jesus will tell on him and you will beat his little bare behind with a rusty buckle and have him shipped off to a Russian orphanage when he gets home. Let him know that you didn't raise him to be a sissy or a cry-baby so if you get word that any of that nonsense is going on, he'll have to find a new Daddy when he gets back from camp, because you don't want him to be your son anymore.
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An ad for a "What Would Jesus Do" thong.
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In Loving v. Virginia, the Court struck down a state law prohibiting interracial marriage on the ground it violated the privacy rights of couples. As a result of that decision, mixed marriages, and sometimes even mixed dating, gained acceptance in those hedonistic “anything goes” areas of the country that voted for Al Gore. Today, coloreds intermingle with normal people like there is no difference among us, moving into our neighborhoods, taking jobs next to us in the workplace and sending their kids to the same schools our kids attend.
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A Right to be Homo: One Giant Leap Down the Slippery Slope to Armageddon!
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And make sure you click on the link to the left that says "Women" and listen to what the good Christian women have to say (audio links......fucking hysterical!).
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