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Subject: Did you see the Mother's Day Card?

Author:
Holly

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Date Posted: 09:19:25 08/05/03 Tue
In reply to: ladyday(surfing the net w/Jesus) 's message, "Thanks Holly, now whenever I worry about spending too much time on the net," on 22:02:47 08/04/03 Mon

>I'll know at least I don't have as much time as this
>person does!
>
>OMFG! This is too funny! Who comes up with this stuff?
>And how do you find it? Do you put "insane crazy shit"
>in the Google search engine and click the GO button?
>
>A sampling of what tickled me:
>
>Accept Jesus Christ as your personal Savior by January
>1, 2003 and recieve a free digital phone.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Time for Vacation Bible Camp!
>Checklist and Frequently Asked Questions!
>
>What can I do to help my child have a great camp
>experience?
>
>Fathers, before your boy leaves for camp, privately
>discuss the importance your church family's
>reputation. Make sure that he is fully aware that if
>he does anything to embarrass you or the Lord this
>summer, Jesus will tell on him and you will beat his
>little bare behind with a rusty buckle and have him
>shipped off to a Russian orphanage when he gets home.
>Let him know that you didn't raise him to be a sissy
>or a cry-baby so if you get word that any of that
>nonsense is going on, he'll have to find a new Daddy
>when he gets back from camp, because you don't want
>him to be your son anymore.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>An ad for a "What Would Jesus Do" thong.
>
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>In Loving v. Virginia, the Court struck down a state
>law prohibiting interracial marriage on the ground it
>violated the privacy rights of couples. As a result
>of that decision, mixed marriages, and sometimes even
>mixed dating, gained acceptance in those hedonistic
>�anything goes� areas of the country that voted for Al
>Gore. Today, coloreds intermingle with normal people
>like there is no difference among us, moving into our
>neighborhoods, taking jobs next to us in the workplace
>and sending their kids to the same schools our kids
>attend.
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>A Right to be Homo: One Giant Leap Down the Slippery
>Slope to Armageddon!
>
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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>
>And make sure you click on the link to the left that
>says "Women" and listen to what the good Christian
>women have to say (audio links......fucking
>hysterical!).

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