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Subject: Re: Great news!


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Babu Baboon
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Date Posted: 04:27:03 09/25/13 Wed
In reply to: mh 's message, "Re: Great news!" on 13:53:23 09/24/13 Tue
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>>It did, but then there was the sudden turn-around as
>>they suddenly and mysteriously acquired a new customer
>>base from the gay and lesbian community.
>
>damn, i haven't really noticed that many funboys
>at meatys. is it possible my gay-dar has gone on the
>blink? anyway, i took taffy and SanDeE* over there the
>other day to reward them for all the 'hallen 5'
>steries
>they have somehow manage to decipher from "jesse" into
>english. they both decided on the "bottomless all
>you care to eat london broil", but periodically they
>would disappeared into the bathroom to puke up
>a couple of pounds of meat. then they'd go right
>back to gobbling it down liek starving hyeas.
>finally i told them, gurls, we've been here for almost
>three hours. could u hold onto this serving at least
>until we get back to the damn office? yer basically
>just transporting meat from here to the bathroom. this
>looks like it could go on all damn day. so they
>finally
>gave in. i don't know about that SanDeE*. before
>we left she drank an entire bottle of lea and perrins.
>then, i swear to god, her head spun around like
>linda blair in the exorcist. i was friggin terrfied
>
>
>

That Taffy can be a little odd, too. Yesterday, I left that pig's head in the breakroom fridge so I could drop it off at Meaty McGee's later. I'm sitting at my desk when I notice the whole place suddenly smells like cooked ham and the microwave is running.

Suddenly, I hear these savage scarfing noises, like a lion tearing into a gazelle. I get up to go to the breakroom, figuring maybe someone brought biscuits or something.

Ehen I get there, I see Taffy standing there looking sheepish and there's a pig skull on the table. She just blushes and makes a run for the bathroom.

I guess I should have put my name on it or something.
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