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Babu Baboon
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Date Posted: 12:57:22 09/26/13 Thu
In reply to:
mh
's message, "more klanger's crazy joaks discovered" on 11:47:55 09/26/13 Thu
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>baboon, only you & i can see the actual message
>here. to every other casual bord skulker, it looks
>like several mind numbingly bad 'klinger's crazy
>jokes' that joe hallen wrote in the late 90's.
>i had to use voyforum's little used and almost
>impossible to implement masking codes. anyway,
>here's my story. well, as i left the office late
>last night, i runned into sal, who was wearin'
>this obviously fake omish costume and beard
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>i said, 'hey sal, what's up?"
>"who is this sal you speak of, english, "he
>replied, 'my name is hamish!" after a couple
>of seconds, he cracked. "okay, it's me sal!
>i've done a few questionable things and the
>tax boys are about to descend on me! plus my 4th
>wife is divorcing me. between the two they'll
>pick my carcass clean like coyotes!"
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>"what're you gonna do sal?!" i asked.
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>"hamish,"he cried, "my name is hamish! anyway,
>i sold my wife's car for cash, and i jacked the one
>i'm driving out of a home depot. sal has bought
>himself a peck of trouble, i'll tell you! i'm
>gonna swing by and fix farmer vincent's policy --
>never let it be said that sal ever left an insurance
>job undone -- then i plan to disappear into omish
>country!"
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>i wondered if sal had really though this thing
>thu. "sal .. hamish, 'i asked, "do you know anything
>about plowing?" "i don't know, "he replied, "ask my
>wife!" oh we laughed and laughed
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>"what about the other insurance guys," i asked.
>They'd never break the code," hamish rasped.
>"oh btw, here!" he handed me a "junior insurance
>trainee badge"
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>"put it on! now as insurance trainee you are sworn to
>uphold the secrecy of all insurance men! since the
>days
>of the guys who insured the knights templer this oath
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>never been broken -- if you betray it the
>repercussions
>would be terrible. for example, they might raise yer
>premiums,
>or invalidate yer flood insurance!" when i looked
>terrified, he nodded knowing, content that i had
>been sufficiently warned
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>with that he jumped into his stolen ford escort
>station wagon and sped off. "bye hamish!" i yelled.
>"bye to you english!!" he yelled back out the window.
>so how am i allowed to tell you all this? he left
>you a junior insurance trainee badge too! so if one
>of the insurance guys makes a circle with his finger
>and looks thru it at you do it back to them. that's
>their sign! anyway, i got to get to work. one of them
>guys left some annuities on my desk for me to
>calculate.
>i have no idea what yhr f-ck i'm suppose to be doing
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Hey, maybe Sal... I mean Hamish.. can get us some of that good Amish cheese to go with all the meat Farmer Vincent is sending us. I just hope he doesn't get lured in by that "Breaking Amish" TV show or he might give himself away.
You're going to have to take care of those annuities yourself. I'm not too good with math. Plus, I've got to put the finishing touches on the Summertime Dreams coffee table book. I'm thinking of sending Buddy to represent us on the book tour.
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