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Date Posted: 22:56:28 03/09/03 Sun
Author: asdf
Subject: adsfa

May I have a drum roll please? Attention fellow Harmyboarders!!!! It’s time to present the latest Golden Luoodle Award!!! And the winner is…..Cecilia!!!!!!! Woooooooohooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

And now for the FIRST time we bring you LIVE from Fisherman’s Wharf! That’s right, Ladies and Gents, if Cece can’t come to the Gluoodle we shall take the Gluoodle to Cece!

And .. I think I see her now folks! Yes.. She’s driving up as we speak! Hi Cece!!! Wave! Wave! SCCRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! AAIIIIIGHHHHH!!!!!!!! LOOOOK OOOOUUUTTTT!!!!!! My LANDS! She nearly ran us over!!! Now where’d she… oh wait.. I think I see her now… yes.. She’s turning around… .. She’s coming back. Silly girl! Must have missed her exit. Oh gee… I bet Dancer gave her directions again.. Sigh. That woman and a map… Anyway… here she comes back again. Hi Ce SCCRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEECCCCCHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! HEEEEELLLLLPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! What? What did she say? Gack! Good Heavens! Here she comes agai HeeeeeeelllllllllllPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good HEAVENS! I .. I don’t think she has any BRAKES! ZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAIGHHH!!!!!!!! Run everyone, ruuuunnnnnn!!!!!!!!!

~As Cecilia rocketed through the Streets of San Francisco, a familiar face (no, not Carl Malden!) was slowly making his way up yet another hill. His destination, Fisherman’s Wharf. Yes.. Once again he was presenting a Golden Luoodle. But this time he’d been promised not to be poofed if he would show up on his own. Overhead, he noticed storm clouds gathering, his vehicle occasionally buffeted by gusts of wind. His spirits briefly rose with hope the so called Ceremoany might be called for rain. Almost immediately he dismissed the idea. These “ladies” wouldn’t let a bit of a storm stop them. With a weary expression of defeat, he massaged his aching forehead and continued on towards his destiny, not aware his destiny was careening towards him. As he rounded the final turn he was greeted w/ the sight of Cecilia, wild eyed and by now completely out of control of her vehicle. Behind her ran the Luoodles woman and her enterage waving and screaming. All he could do was close his eyes, hoping against hope he would wake up in his beddy, this all having been another bizarre hallucination. But it was not to be….~

~CRASH!!!!~



Oh DEAR! This is TERRIBLE! Cecilia has CRASHED her car on a storm tossed Harmkins!!!! Harmkins! Cecilia! Can you hear me? Are you two o.k.? Where ARE they! Yoo Hoo! Cecilia and Harmkins! Kommen Sie hier, bitte! Oh HERE they come. They were under that mound of smoking metal over there Oh my.. Harmkins is looking a bit… dazed. Ummm… Harmkins? Are you ok? Do you need a bandaid or anything? Cece? What about you? Why are you smiling like that, dear? What was that? “That was a good one?” Oh my.. umm… O.k then.. uh.. moving right along.. CONGRATULATIONS! You have won the latest Golden Luoodle! In addition to this lovely statuette, you are booked for the weekend at the Manly Arms Resort Hotel, compliments of Dancer. After that you will be WISKED away to a rustic cabin in the mountains where you will spend the week sharing body heat to survive! Sounds GOOD doesn’t it?! Now.. I have promised Harmkins no poofing, so to speed things along we have a SPECIAL GUEST STAR here to GATE you straight on over to the Manly Arms. And here he is now, Mr. MacGyver himself, RICHARD DEAN ANDERSON!!! Woohoo!!! Hiya RDA! Thanks everso for agreeing to help out w/ the Gluoodle award! Oh for heavens sake, stop wimpering like that. This has NOTHING to do with you. You’re just working the whoosh thing. What’s that? No.. working the whoosh thing will not get you paroled from my hall closet. Oh stop! Now.. your wasting Cece’s precious time. Harm has a busy schedule you know! Oh.. and don’t forget to punch in the combination to the Manly Arms that Dancer gave you. We don’t want them splating on the front door, now do we? O.k! Harmkins! Cece! Are you ready?!!!

Nommmpphhh!!…..

YES! YES! Harm says YES too!

Nommmpphhh!!

See! We’re BOTH ready!!!

Umm… O.K. then… TUOODLES!!!! Oh.. and Richard.. don’t make me poof you home!

WHHHHOOOOOOSSSHHH!!!!!

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