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  • daff -- adfads, 23:47:31 11/03/02 Sun
    NOVEMBER 2002 GLUOODLE


    Araninda:

    Plans for the Weekend -- Araninda,
    So, you got any plans for the weekend? Gee, it's a GOOD THING Mac didn't jump at that & go off with him. She might have gotten pregnant! What a missed shipper opportunity! Man, if he would have said that to me, I'd have melted and said "anything you want."!

    So, Sturgis charged Harm & Mac with "inappropriate contact". LOLOL! I never thought I’d hear that phrase applied to them!!! I’d LOVE to see some inappropriate contact between them! Harm should have thrown Mac over the Admiral’s desk & showed them some wildly inappropriate contact – hey, if you are going to be charged, you might as well go all the way and enjoy it! Araninda


    CaveWoman:

    Oh the HORROR - how could you think such a thing?!?!?! -- CaveWoman - this has gone too far!,


    Cecilia: (4 points)

    I'll see your Harm's doodad and night of hot monkey sex, and raise you a weekend with Commander Harmo Erectus. – Ecec

    The RDOL is still missing. Her unfinished thread still sits on the desk, yellowed and musty with age. A little bird alighted on it and sang its mournful, sweet song, hinting of lost loves and regret. Then it left its tiny droppings and flew away again to a place far away. Meanwhile. BOBshops across the land drew down their blinds, and closed their doors. And the file on the missing judi, grew cold, the mystery still unsolved. -- The voice of a lone Harmyboarder still wondering what happened after that last "ay....." CECE

    I agree with point #1. The shocked look on all their faces, H/M/S/M, made it seem as if all of them were getting regular booty 3 times a night....LOL. HELLO! Harm! Have you looked in a mirror lately and wondered why you haven't had sex in ..like...FOREVER!!.. Yes Araninda...that was an intriguing line...sighhh. -- Cece...just wishing Harm would let desire take over from logic.

    And will Mac be jealous when Harm shows his ring off to Sturgis? Will Sturgis gasp like Harriet did, and will Mac ask "He's not going to marry her is he?" Ooooh, I smell another Adrift on the way. Maybe called Miffed. -- Cece..yes ..a trifle juvenile. But just wait when she asks him to sign her year book..lol


    CharS (4 points)

    and that would be different than what??? Step up to the podium, here's your diploma--you are officially a graduate of the DPB school for INSANE! Please accept our gift of a monogramed straight jacket and a loop reel of all the Bud and Harriet scenes from Season 8!!! -- CharS--knowing full well I will get slaughtered for this but what the hell, you only live once!!! Now where's my bottle of Bailey's?? (in response to Lu’s .. and if they show a nekid Bud and Harriet foolin around after they have teased us for EIGHT YEARS w/ Harm and Mac.. I think I shall go insane)

    Mac's hair--in the words of a friend of mine--U_G_L_Y !!!! Egads, someone chewed on her hair! -- CharS

    ROTFLMAO!!! You dream about food???? -- CharS--I've had strange dreams but your's takes the cake (pancake!!), (in response to Spud dreaming about breakfast)

    ROTFLMAO!!! Well, I guess you're officially welcomed ShirJo! Just watch out--Lu has two switches---off and OMG what the hell hit me! -- CharS--who has been hit and run over by Lu and lived to talk about it!, 21:00:08 10/20/02 Sun


    Em-Jay

    After aquiring a large crane to help up all the tarts stuck in the splits position, Em-Jay retreved the bus to chase after the nekkid commander and no longer MIA RDOL....... -- Sorry but you know how long that cross the pond flight takes!!! Em-Jay(RR thread)


    Heather (4 points)

    So CB is PG. After reading most of the posts (esp. Dancer's disappointment), I've tried to come to a reasonable conclusion. Not being a die-hard shipper (remember, I'm only a "Grudging Shipper By Default"), I don't have delusions of grandeur about the "baby promise", and the only "hot monkey" anything will be what Webb might be cooking over an open fire on some op in the Congo. Heather

    I'll happily volunteer to chew on Harm for as long as he needs me to! -- Chief HO

    Maybe that could be another award we could give here on the HB - DPB Lunacy Diplomas! Everyone graduates "Lawdy How Come?" -- Heather-O

    "Click Here to kibbitz with the Jewish Moderator - IF you have the Chuztpah!" -- Chief HO,


    Jody

    OK... Harriet got a "hello kiss" from Harm, Mac kissed Bud AND Harriet, then Harm and Mac look at each other and say "Hey!"... WHAT???!! There's gotta be something to this Plexiglass conspiracy... – Jody


    Judi

    Welcome to all you newbies too. Where did y'all come from? Did someone post this URL on a bathroom wall somewhere? 'For a good time go to www.voy.com/56685/' Judi

    Now, for my mysterious disappearance the other night. While I was answering the thread, all of a sudden I felt a large, gorgeous leg rub up against me. Needless to say, I forgot what I was typing and grabbed on to that leg. Wouldn't you? OMG, with my friend asleep and hubby in his office, well me and that leg and all that was attached to it had a great time. I will not tell y'all about it because I don't grab and tell. You see since I'm Harm's place holder, he wanted me to hold his (ahem) place. Judi

    ~~~~~BLUE RIBBON POST~~~~~~(given to the post that received the most GLA nominations)


    A RDOL confession -- jud sigh,
    I know a lot of you are going to be angry at me, but I had to do it. Let me explain:

    A year ago when Harm returned from the non-talk with Mac, he came to see me. He said "RDOL, I don't know what to do! I just can't wait any longer." He looked so lost. He said that he was so frustrated that DB wouldn't let him have sex anymore. He's tried to reason with him, but nothing. Mac once tried to break through the plexiglass, but her knife was confiscated. They won't let him have sex with Mac and they won't give him a SO. He even tried to find that hot architect that kept calling, but they put her on another network.

    He gets lots of invitations from some strange women. He said


    "A woman named Michelle said she'd hump me til the cows come as long as I never said a word.

    A Cec wanted to have a threesome with me and someone named BOB. I haven't been that kinky since the academy.

    A woman who said she was the sane one lu wanted me to stand naked on a pedestal and rotate.

    A Crossy with a baseball cap, bat and a smile wanted to go all the way home with me, but just then a Sarahsue from Minnesota came and attacked Crossy and all the players from both sides joined in the donnybrook.

    A Shell wanted me in only boxers, Trish wanted me butt nekkid, CindyB wanted to measure my leg, Manette had these meat trays?, Lauri wanted me in a flightsuit so she can zip me out, Mag just wanted me but then Matou came along and you don't want to know what happened then. Dancer wanted a romantic dinner in 1000 words or more and Chief HO wants to gaze into my eyes as she undresses me. Lee wanted to analyze me, Brigitte wanted to make blue movies, Char wanted to nurse me, Claudia wanted to entice me with Belgium chocolate.

    Em wants me to put on dress whites and take them off me, Cher wants to play touch football, CG is after my body(heard that before), Spud wants to mash me, the_kept keeps hanging off my leg, Bec likes HE at attention, CQ wants to lick chocolate off me, LoriD wants kisses that last all day, JellO wants to wobble all over me, KatRose is a thorny issue and JessInTime, BEK69, ThunderStorm, windy nights, Sheriallisfragilistic, JurisPrudence,CathyForANight, marvelous mindy and luscious lucia oh I can't get all these names right.

    Oh and all the lawyers, OldSprice, LoriLynn, Marilyn, Sandy and this eager law student, Yali wanting to see my briefs.

    Someone called Abby Normal kept calling me Rambo!

    But this one with a funny name, eh, FuzzyButt? no, CatMom wanted to put me on a couch and tell me to have hot monkey sex with Mac, but how can I? THEY WON'T LET ME???"

    So ladies, he came to me. And for the last year, I have been his place holder and now he can wait as long as it takes.
    ~~~~~~~


    KatRose

    And if it's a BOB, does that make the former Harmo Erectus now a Bobette? -- KatRose



    Lee

    I'll see your Harm's doodad and raise you hot monkey love on the Admiral's desk. -- Lee


    Luoodles (6 points)

    Oh "I'M" sorry! What was I thinking! ~cough~ Me! Me! Memememememe!!!! ~cough~ Welllllll ShirJo! This is LUOODLES ShirJo! It's so NICE to have you SWACK! OW! Hey! GACK!! -- ~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Skipper!!!! Don't give up hope! Remember!!! We're the SHUDDDDDERRRING Shippers. We must MUST have something to make us shudder!!!! Well.. so... this is an earthquake.. but.. IT WILL BE O.K.!!!!! Really!!!! -- Odamae Lieverdink, XO SSDSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    ~~~~~~~
    Judi asked the question a while ago “If Harm were to do undercover work, what would you like to see him doing?” Below is our combined idea of the PERFECT undercover Harm…. -- Seldooul,

    Having just completed his latest stint as catalogue underwear model, Harm would ride up on his Harley motorcycle, infiltrate our bedroom dressed as a “Malo,” and dance a war chant in his loin cloth. He would then help us with our studies as Harm the college Professor in a class demonstrating the long lost art of bra fitting and umbrella testing. After that he would change into his Mess Dress and become Harm the masseuse. We would then all attend his new Male Stripper act previewing Construction Worker Harm, Lifeguard Harm, and Cowboy Harm, all agreeing the only thing he REALLY needed was a pair of CHAPS ~ w/ nothing underneath! After complying w/ this request, Firefighter Harm would be pressed into service as one by one we commenced spontaneous human combustion.
    ~~~~~~~~~

    That ring thign WAS a bit bizarre. Now.. if Harm and MAC had done that.. Oh my gosh! Shippers would be THUDDING throughout the land!!!! LOLOLOL!!!!!! -- Luoodles

    Luoodles GLA for Trishes Gluoodle Ceremony

    They could go into labor together and then mix up the babies and then they'd have to get some sort of paternity test and it turns out HARM is NOT a RABB but SERGEI IS!!!! Enter GRANDPA AJ.... SON! I'm sorry I never told you...... -- Luoodles thinking perhaps it IS time for the men is white coats to cart me away


    manette (7 points – Previous winner)

    Ya gotta know when to hold em--know when to fold em -- manette

    He wouldn't be the first man to get lost in the Valley of the Dolls...(referring to Harm w/ Manette’s bra on his head.) -- ettenam

    I'll see your Roberts Leg and raise you a Harm's doodad -- manette,

    Oh by the way—We are all adults here so if judi wants to go off for a weekend with the naked Germans it really isn’t necessary to call it “having guests from out of town.” Wir leiben Sie, judi!! manette

    Char, Char-- we are all pawns in Voy's evil game of message board life.............. -- manette,

    Ahh-- I love it when his form meets my function -- ettenam,

    ~~~~
    I am so excited and serious!! -- manette,
    Hey I just found out some good news that should cheer up judi. In one of the upcoming episodes there is going to be a dream sequence.

    Harm dreams he is in the courtroom where he is defending and Mac is prosecuting. He is passionately presenting his closing argument but keeps getting distracted because every time he looks at Mac she winks and leers at him suggestively.

    He looks down and suddenly realizes he is naked!!! Oh my goodness!! He is not wearing any clothes! Not a stitch!!

    No one but Mac seems to notice a thing—except the poor woman in the jury box that gets poked in the eye every time he turns sideways….

    The title of the episode is ‘The Balls in Your Court’ and Cmdr Winkie is on the cast list under bit players. Also they had to rent a stadium to hold the auditions for the “woman who gets poked in the eye” part.
    ~~~~


    Navygirl

    If I could get close enough to him to clean him up I'd probably faint so I wouldn't be much use. However, the first thing I would want him to do is strip off those dirty clothes...very slowly (so he doesn't hurt himself of course). -- Navygirl - and then, when he's in the shower, I'd join him, of course! wouldn't we all?,


    Oldspice

    The plural of Luoodles would be "disaster" -- Oldspice. Just kidding, Lu, but thinking about your burnt fingers, and the knife, and well, you see....,


    Shell (4 points)

    And sometimes in the south, a man will introduce his wife and sister and just one woman will be standing there.... – Shell

    Thank God its The RDOL! She is back to restore order. Wait a minute! We didn't have any order before she left..... Nevermind. – Shell

    Um....where do I click to contact the regular moderator? No way do I want to contact THE EVIL MODERATOR. I burned my Ouiji board to avoid contacting evil for goodness sakes! LOL! That will get rid of those pesky newbies that stuck around after Lu welcomed them. -- Shell

    Yes I do Manette, its kinda like roping but not! LOL! Too bad yall that saw DJE at that marathon didn't take the class first. I could see Harm in that photo peeling off that wetsuit with Manette's bra on his head! LOL! Oh my! -- Shell (In response to Shell teaching a beginner's bra throwing class for Tarts in training.)


    Spud

    I hate to keep saying this, but when ever any of those Texas Tarts are missing, has anyone looked in the local lock-up? -- Spud,

    If you can borrow it, is it the BOB? -- Spud

    Get well song for Judi.. see below… - Spud


    Trish (5 points – previous winner)

    I'll RAISE that Harmo Erectus...then i'm gonna borrow it. See ya !!!! -- hsirT

    Ahem, this is maneetes bra we are talkin' about. I fshe'd have thrown It at him the poor man would have been lost in it for a week!!! That's an over the shoulder Harmy holder. -- Trish...sry marty couldnt resist. LOL,

    What would make Mac jealous??? Hmmm. Walking into Harm's office and finding Singer on her knees under his desk playing La Bamba on his Winkie Flute. -- hsirT...you had to ask !!!,

    P.S.---- What the HEC was USA thinking? I had my kids in bed, an ice cold Pepsi, a pilfered bowl of holloween chocolate, and NO Lifeline. Instead we got MUTINY!!!!!
    Seein' Mic in muttonchops, I durn near blew my Butterfinger all over the livingroom. How could they replace Lifeline with Mutiny. IDIOTS!!!!
    WOW!! I feel much better now. HAH !!! TRISH

    Let me see if I can put what is in my head coherant words. HAH!!! Ahem...
    I dont see how he can not know on some level that she loves him. She did go to Russia, twice, for him.They have been together for 6 years, working closely,traveling. As Mick(ugh) said,he wasnt the one she turned to. Harm is. He may not acknowledge it. IMHO I think he knows. Course it would help if she walked up to him and crammed her tongue down his throat, threw him to the floor and ravaged him till he shreaked like a banshee,but until then... He may not think she is IN love with him, but love....yeah. Trish ( In reply to: Cece's message, "Does Harm know that Mac is in love with him?"


    ~~~~~~~~~

    ADDITIONAL POSTINGS


    A get will song for Judi: Bring Back Our RDOL To US -- Spud, 13:25:33 10/22/02 Tue (desman.promus.com/192.251.125.46)
    Music: "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean"

    Our RDOL is absent from Harmy
    And now it’s in total chaos,
    We are just one big funny farmy.
    RDOL please come back to us.

    CHORUS: Come Back, Come Back, Come back dear Judi to us, to us
    Come Back, Come Back, we need you to put down this fuss.

    Michelle’s chasing Lu with duct tape
    While Trish is waggin her tail
    We’re sorry your tooth’s in bad shape
    RDOL you need to get well

    CHORUS: CharS is eating Spuds Chocolate Chashew(s)
    While Cece’s is cleaning Harm’s teeth
    Ashke’s jumped in to help a Lumpy Lu
    RDOL you must restore the peace

    CHORUS: Mannette has become way too profound
    Harmy board soon will be in ruin
    Sarahsue’s passing Chocolate around
    RDOL we need you to return

    CHORUS: The newbies are huddled in a circle,
    Listening to songs sung by Lu.
    And Harm has turned into Urkle
    RDOL we really miss you.

    CHORUS: Come Back, Come Back, Come back dear Judi to us, to us
    Come Back, Come Back, we need you to put down this fuss.


    ~~~~~~~~
    And last but certainly not least we have:


    I'll see your Roberts Leg and raise you a Harm's doodad -- manette,

    I'll see your Harm's doodad and raise you hot monkey love on the Admiral's desk. -- Lee,

    I'll see your Harm's doodad and night of hot monkey sex, and raise you a weekend with Commander Harmo Erectus. – Ecec

    I'll RAISE that Harmo Erectus...then i'm gonna borrow it. See ya !!!! -- hsirT

    If you can borrow it, is it the BOB? -- Spud

    And if it's a BOB, does that make the former Harmo Erectus now a Bobette? -- KatRose

    Oh the HORROR - how could you think such a thing?!?!?! -- CaveWoman - this has gone too far!,

    Ya gotta know when to hold em--know when to fold em -- manette

    GLA the above thread starting and ending with Manette!! – GLA!

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  • asdfdas -- asdfasd, 13:55:25 10/16/02 Wed
    THE MISSION


    PREVIOSLY on the Mission….


    Cece and Judi have just poofed themselves into Lu’s closet and find SK but no Harm. They eventually agree to dispatch SK and he is then unceremoniously poofed … North.

    Meanwhile back in the closet there is a sound outside the door. SOMEONE IS COMING!!!!!

    ~Chapter 10~



    “PPSSSSSTTTT!!!!!!! Judi!!!!!! It’s LU!! What are we going to do?!” Cecilia hissed, her voice rising with alarm.

    How should “I” know. YOU got us in here. Poof us out !!

    But…

    Pooooooooooof Uuuuus!!!!!

    I Caaaaaan’t!!!!

    DOOOOOOOO IT!!!!!!

    ~ pfffffooooffttthhh! pooooooffffaaaaahhhhtttttpuputput~

    Wha..? What the heck was THAT?!

    I don’t know! I’m so NERVOUS! You’re making me NERVOUS!!!!!

    Shhhhhh! Shhhhh!! Listen! I think she’s leaving …. Wait a minute…. what’s that sound? Wait.. let me take a peek…It sounded like an electrical short of some kind… Oh my GOSH!!!!!!!

    What?! What is it? JUDI!!!!! You’re SCARING me!!!! What’s OUT there???!!!!

    It’s.. it’s Crosby! And she’s got Abby with her! And they’re .. they’re.. SMOKIN!

    WHAT?!!

    Swinging the door open, Judi stared in disbelief at the disheveled pair swaying unsteadily before her. Smoke wafted from their singed hair and shoes, while still smoldering Party Palz bags hung from their limp and trembling hands.

    “Wha..What happened??!!” Crosby gasped, her voice trembling from shock.

    Grabbing them quickly Judi pulled them into the closet. “GET IN HERE BEFORE SHE SEES YOU!! What are you DOING out there?”

    “Wha? Who…?” Crosby moaned as the tiny room began to spin. “Oh.. I think I’m gonna be sick….”

    “Oh NO YOU DON’T! Not in HERE you’re not! SNAP OUT OF IT! Now.. WHAT are you DOING here?” Judi demanded.

    I.. I don’t KNOW… I was just showing Abby some of my PartyPalz products and ….” Crosby’s eyes widened in alarm. “Oh my GOSH! Luoodles WARNED me about selling this stuff!!!! I.. I think we were struck by LIGHTNING!!!!!!!”

    Oh for heavens sake! You were not struck by lightning! Apparently Cece POOFED you here!

    “Can I get another one of these?” Abby grinned lopsidely, swaying unsteadily as she held forth a scorched piece of “merchandise” to Crosby.

    Slapping Abby’s hand down, Crosby continued, “Where is HERE????”

    Lu’s CLOSET!

    LU’S CLOSET?! What? You’re KIDDING me. Cece poofed us to Lu’s closet? What did I ever do to CECE??”

    Well.. actually she did it by accident. Anyway, you’re here now. Maybe you can help us get out of this mess.

    Help YOU? What about YOU help US. YOU poofed us here.. poof us back out again!

    “Shhhhh….” Cece interrupted. “LISTEN! Oh my GOSH! She’s coming BACK!!!!! Everybody HIDE!!!”

    “Hide?! Hide WHERE?” Judi shrieked.

    “I don’t KNOW!!! GAACK!!! She’s getting closer! HERE! Put this on your head. THERE! You’re a mop!

    What? Mop!? I can’t be a MOP! What’s wrong with you!

    “What about US?!” Crosby wailed.

    “What ABOUT you!” answered Cece. “Find your own hiding place…“ Then as an afterthought suggested, “Try behind the coats!”

    “Coats? What co… Those are size 3T! We can’t hide behind TH… “

    “Shut up! Shut up! Here she COMES!!!” Cece screeched as she dove under Lu’s vacuum cover.

    Crosby and Abby backed as far into the shadows as they could and closed their eyes. Judi froze, mop top resting firmly on her head.

    The door swung open flooding the tiny closet with light. “Now Harmkins,” Lu clucked, “How on earth did you manage to get out of your closet? And I TOLD you to stay out of that hall bathroom! It’s not safe in there at the moment, dearie. Now, you just get back in the closet and gather your wits. I’ve got to stir up some breakfast! Hey, while you’re in there, send that vacuum out won’t you, precious? It’s starting to look a bit wooly in this hallway.

    Harm absently pushed the vacuum out leaving a terrified Cece no choice but to go with it. She shuffled her feet as quickly as possible in a desperate attempt to keep pace, trying to stay under the cover of the vacuum skirt. Mournfully looking over her shoulder as with each step she grew further away from the relative safety of the closet and closer to the unknown Luniverse before her.

    “Thanks, Lover~” Lu winked at Harmkins. Slam… CLICK!

    Harm stood blinking in the darkness of the closet trying to gather his wits, only to be abruptly tackled from behind.

    “I’ve GOT HIM! He’s MINE! All MINE!!!!!” Judi screamed in triumph.

    “Judi! JUDI! Oh my GOSH! Get OFF of him!!! JUDI!!!!! SWACK! Get HOLD of yourself!” Crosby shrieked. “Commander! Commander! Are you all right??”

    Harm stood swaying to and fro, Judi’s body tightly wrapped about his leg. Suddenly there was a knock at the door.

    “Larty Lalz callingk!” Abby lisped, continuing to look more then a bit disoriented.

    “Oh my GOSH! It's LU again!” Crosby wailed.

    “Shhhhhhh! Not so loud!!” Judi warned, temporarily easing her vice like grip. “Listen to me! This is her closet. She wouldn’t knock!”

    Well who IS it then?

    Well how should I know. Now, leave me alone, I’m BU……Oh my GOSH! Where’s Cece??!!!!!


    To be continued…….

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  • adfsf -- adsfa, 20:56:07 10/14/02 Mon


    May I have a drum roll please? It’s time to present the latest Golden Luoodle!!! And the winner is…..Trish!!!!!!! Woooooooohooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

    Trish come on out and get your Golden Luoodle Award!!!! Harmkins took the evening off tonight, so standing in for him will be none other then MIC!!!! Yes!!! Here he is in all his glory!! He’s QUITE handy with that little vacuum of his! Wink! Wink!

    Trish? Trish?



    Oh my! Trish.. don’t cry! Oh dear. This is not going well at ALL. Sigh.. Do you want me to get Harmy for you? Is that it? Oh o.k. then. Don’t cry. I’m sure he will come! ~cough~ O.K. Well.. ummm… sorry, Mic, uh.... nice of you to offer but..

    ~POOF!~ ~POOF!~

    Hiya Harmkins! Long time no see! Yes.. Yes. I know today was your day off, but … well..just look at the poor thing.



    See? I just couldn’t disappoint her. Besides she’s got that poochy lip thing going. What? Why are you whispering? Speak up. What? NO! My LANDS! Why would you ask THAT?! Yes, I’m positive. Good heavens what a thing to ask. No. She is NOT pregnant! What’s that? Babies coming out of the woodwork? Well.. yes I DID hear about that but.. you don’t have to worry about Trish. Say, would you give me a sip of your water. I’m parched!

    GACK! What!? I just wanted a sip! You didn’t have to slap it out of my HAND! What’s wrong with you?! Sigh. I swear it’s like everyone has lost their minds around here! Whatever! Let’s move on, shall we? Shesh!

    Trish! Trish, dear.



    Oh my. Please stop bawling like a calf, dear. I have someone special here that wants to meet you! What? What do you mean you’ve never been so insulted? Why? Who insulted you? ME?! What did “I” do?

    You said I had fat lips, looked pregnant, sounded like a cow, and told me to shut up!

    What! What are you talking about?! I did not!

    Yes you did! You said I had fat hips, looked pregnant, moo’d like a cow, told e to shut up, and called me a liar!

    I never sai….! Trish… have you been skipping your Harmoan therapy again?

    You said I look like a fat hipped cow with deformed lips carrying triplets, told me to shut my trap, called me a liar and accused me of being a drug addicted goon!

    Oh for heaven’s sake! Harm… we’ve got an emergency situation on our hands. I think we need to implement Operation Harmy. Yes. I know. We’ve never had such a severe case before.. yes… I know.. Brigitte DID come close, but… this is even worse. Yes.. O.K. I’ll get her.. you get ready.

    …said I was an enormous deformed fat hipped/lipped cow carrying three-headed triplets, told me to shut my hugley face, called me a lying son of a gun, accused me of being a drug addicted physcho, and said my gray roots were showing……

    Oh good grief! ~POOF!~

    …..called me a lying son of a gun, accused me of being a drug addicted physcho, said my gray roots were showing, and….. What? What happened? Wha.. Harmkins? Is that YOU? Oh HARMKINS! Oh my LANDS! Oh my! Oh MY!!!! What are you DOING, Harmkins?! Oh.. CENSOR! CENSOR CENSOR!

    This concludes tonight’s Golden Luoodle Ceremoany. Trish’s Gluoodle will be mailed to her. Good night all.

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