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Date Posted: 20:56:07 10/14/02 Mon
Author: adsfa
Subject: adfsf



May I have a drum roll please? It’s time to present the latest Golden Luoodle!!! And the winner is…..Trish!!!!!!! Woooooooohooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

Trish come on out and get your Golden Luoodle Award!!!! Harmkins took the evening off tonight, so standing in for him will be none other then MIC!!!! Yes!!! Here he is in all his glory!! He’s QUITE handy with that little vacuum of his! Wink! Wink!

Trish? Trish?



Oh my! Trish.. don’t cry! Oh dear. This is not going well at ALL. Sigh.. Do you want me to get Harmy for you? Is that it? Oh o.k. then. Don’t cry. I’m sure he will come! ~cough~ O.K. Well.. ummm… sorry, Mic, uh.... nice of you to offer but..

~POOF!~ ~POOF!~

Hiya Harmkins! Long time no see! Yes.. Yes. I know today was your day off, but … well..just look at the poor thing.



See? I just couldn’t disappoint her. Besides she’s got that poochy lip thing going. What? Why are you whispering? Speak up. What? NO! My LANDS! Why would you ask THAT?! Yes, I’m positive. Good heavens what a thing to ask. No. She is NOT pregnant! What’s that? Babies coming out of the woodwork? Well.. yes I DID hear about that but.. you don’t have to worry about Trish. Say, would you give me a sip of your water. I’m parched!

GACK! What!? I just wanted a sip! You didn’t have to slap it out of my HAND! What’s wrong with you?! Sigh. I swear it’s like everyone has lost their minds around here! Whatever! Let’s move on, shall we? Shesh!

Trish! Trish, dear.



Oh my. Please stop bawling like a calf, dear. I have someone special here that wants to meet you! What? What do you mean you’ve never been so insulted? Why? Who insulted you? ME?! What did “I” do?

You said I had fat lips, looked pregnant, sounded like a cow, and told me to shut up!

What! What are you talking about?! I did not!

Yes you did! You said I had fat hips, looked pregnant, moo’d like a cow, told e to shut up, and called me a liar!

I never sai….! Trish… have you been skipping your Harmoan therapy again?

You said I look like a fat hipped cow with deformed lips carrying triplets, told me to shut my trap, called me a liar and accused me of being a drug addicted goon!

Oh for heaven’s sake! Harm… we’ve got an emergency situation on our hands. I think we need to implement Operation Harmy. Yes. I know. We’ve never had such a severe case before.. yes… I know.. Brigitte DID come close, but… this is even worse. Yes.. O.K. I’ll get her.. you get ready.

…said I was an enormous deformed fat hipped/lipped cow carrying three-headed triplets, told me to shut my hugley face, called me a lying son of a gun, accused me of being a drug addicted physcho, and said my gray roots were showing……

Oh good grief! ~POOF!~

…..called me a lying son of a gun, accused me of being a drug addicted physcho, said my gray roots were showing, and….. What? What happened? Wha.. Harmkins? Is that YOU? Oh HARMKINS! Oh my LANDS! Oh my! Oh MY!!!! What are you DOING, Harmkins?! Oh.. CENSOR! CENSOR CENSOR!

This concludes tonight’s Golden Luoodle Ceremoany. Trish’s Gluoodle will be mailed to her. Good night all.

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