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Date Posted: 12:03:03 02/27/03 Thu
Author: asdf
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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Love a Parade!!! La la la la la la la la laaaaa!!!!! GAAACK!!! Scared emoticon here, Judi! Wait! Don t kill me! Wait! It s for YOU! Yes! Really! In honor of this great occasion we ve decided to give you you re very own PARADE!!! Yes! I KNEW you d be thrilled! O.K. Sit back and relax and enjoy the show! Here they come NOW!

Whoooo hooo and LOOK who s LEADING the parade!!!! Hiya, HARMKINS!!! Oh look! He s waving at you, Judi! Now he s SALUTING! Oh my GOODNESS! Boy HOWDY is he saluting! Oh Blush! Blush! I m so embarrassed! SHIELD your eyes, Judi! Don t loooo Oh my.. Umm.. you know.. He certainly can fill uh.. ~cough~.. You know those pleats ummmm Gosh, it sure is WARM in here! Oh gee.. did I forget my pills again? ~cough~ Anyway, let s see what s next!

Why it s the Harmyboarders! It s Trish and Matou , Vivienne, Em-Jay, Ashke, Lindy and KK.. My lands.. LOOK at them all! I see Cathy, Paris, Limbo, Chris it s like a MOB scene! And there s KAL and Rita and Jerseygirl and Laurie and.. Araninda, J-Bird, MSU98 Oh LOOK! It s even LORI LYNN!!!!Wow! I haven t seen her in AGES! HI, Lori Lynn!!! Oh.. and there s the Kept.. Wonder what kept her.. Ar ar and then lets see.. who else? Jen, Lisa my lands.. it s ENDLESS.. I can t NAME them all.. Oh wait! There s Cavewoman and TRACY! Followed by Sue T and Oh my.. they seem to be working themselves up into a FRENZIE! What s that sign they re carrying? Let me put my glasses on.. it says it says Free Computers no.. that s not it.. Freeeee Comander COMMANDER! Yes. Free Commander . WINKIE! Well.. I think we can ALL agree on THAT one!

Oh and look, here comes a FLOAT! Gosh.. it seems to be going sort of.. fast. Huh.. Well.. anyway Let me take a lookie and see who s riding on it It s it s the King and Queen of the Parade! None other then Spoiler King and Minerva!!! WOOOHOOO!!! Oh look! They re hugging. Isn t that the sweetest thing? Actually.. they seem to be sort of gripping each other. What the heck? Why do they look so SCARED? Wait.. who s that guy on the tractor pulling the float.. Wait a minute.. that s no guy.. that s.. ABBYNORMAL! Oh for Pete s sake! Abby! I TOLD you NOT to drive that tractor until you read all the directio . Abby?! Abby!!!! LOOK OUT!!! Sigh Well.. I see Oldspice and SandyB have arrived to umm.. help out ~cough~ Anyway, I see the next poster coming into view

Look! It s CindyB marching and twirling a flaming stuffed leg! Gack! Gosh.. that s sort of umm gruesome.. umm anyway.. NEXT!

Oh it s Crosby driving a pink cadalac and throwing Partypalz samples to the crowd. Well THAT cheered em RIGHT UP, didn t it! My LANDS look at them DIVING for the things! Oh gee.. there goes Abby again.. well. At least she s off the blame tractor!

Oh and here comes that cheery Miss Shell! She likes everything! And, my she is smiling! Now.. what s her sign say let me see . It says, I LICKED IT! Uhh.. oh .. myy.. umm Shell! Shell! Up here! Yes! I BELIEVE you meant to write I LIKED IT! You know.... when the vowel is LONG it ends in KE!
What?
When it s LONG it ..
WHAT?!
Oh dear.. this is getting worse .Licked is short..
OT ANYMORE!
WHAT?! No.. Your SIGN! Your SIGN says
I KNOW WHAT MY SIGN SAYS! Go away!
Sigh.. I have never been so embarrassed in my entire life . Umm NEXT!


Oh LOOK! It s my wonderful GLA helper buddies, Spud and Pretz . carrying a GLA sign. Oh isn t that SWEEET Wait a minute.. why does it have a SLASH thru it??? And.. isn t that a picture of me? Yeeeee! Oh my Hmmm.. looks like a bit of dissention amongst the troops Hey, Spud, Pretz! What s up with the GACK! HEY! Well you didn t have to throw your SIGNS at me! Sheesh.. oh look.. it appears they have joined up w/ the next group

Now what is this Let s see.. that s CarolD and she s got a LETTER on her shirt.. it says it says J. Hmm and then .. CharS.. has an A followed by CG with an M and then Pretz with another M and then.. CathyF has and I, and then.. Shell is bringing along an E, and last but not least we have.. Spud with an S. Let s see.. what does oh.. I should have known Jammies! These people are obsessed

Anyway here comes one of our resident non-shippers Yes, it s none other then Heather and.. she s.. what the heck? pulling Dancer in a wagon? Oh dear. She doesn t look well, does she Umm.. Heather! Excuse me! Heather?! What s wrong w/ the Skip?

Huh? Oh nothing. She s fine!

Well.. gosh.. she doesn t LOOK fine Why is she laying there.... twitching? Gosh.. should we call a doctor? What s that Dancer? Call Dr. Ron? Who? Heather, who is she talking about.

No one. Ignore her. This happens all the time.. Ignore her.. she ll be fine. I think.

Oh.. well.. o.k.. umm.. NEXT!

Here comes the Admiral. Oh for heavens SAKE! Go AWAY, Michy! Not THAT Admiral. OUR Admiral! Oh.. isn t that cute. She s on a float shaped like a boat! That s an unusual SAIL she s using. What on earth.. oh my gosh! It s the Harmy Quilt she won! And she s holding a sign.. it says.. It says I was corrupted by Katrose! Oh my well.. yes. That certainly can happen. Didn t I WARN the poor dear? Sigh. If these newbies would ONLY listen!
Now.. WHO is the CHEF? MANETTE!!! What on EARTH! Oh my gosh.. TELL me.. TELL me that s a salami laying on that tray . Oh my gosh.. I just.. I just.. CatQuack! Catquack! Get over here dear.. MAG! Get the tranq. Manette has finally gone COMPLETELY round the bend. Yes.. Tranq her! Catquack.. uhh.. you may want to get Sarahsue to .. uhh.. bag uhh.. that.. umm salami.. just in case someone is uhh.. looking for.. uhh.. NEXT!!


Cecilia in a trench coat My LANDS it s WINDY today. Cece, you d best BUTTON that coat before AAAIIGHHHH!!!!!! My EYES! I m BLIND!!!! GACK! THUD!

Alright.. THAT s it. I ve had enough You re going to have to watch the rest of these maniacs yourself, Judi.. GACK.

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