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Date Posted: 10:47:02 02/28/03 Fri
Author: Seroled
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“IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Love a Parade!!! La la la la la la la la laaaaa!!!!! GAAACK!!! Judi! Wait! Don’t kill me! Wait! It’s for YOU! Yes! Really! In honor of your birthday we’ve decided to give you you’re very own PARADE!!! WooHOOO!!! Yes! I KNEW you’d be thrilled! O.K. Sit back and relax and enjoy the show! Here they come NOW! , JUDI!!!!!!

Whoooo hooo… and LOOK who’s LEADING the parade!!!! Hiya, HARMKINS!!! Oh look! He’s waving at you, Judi! Now he’s SALUTING! Oh my GOODNESS! Boy HOWDY is he saluting! Oh Blush! Blush! I’m so embarrassed! SHIELD your eyes, Judi! Don’t loooo… Oh my.. Umm.. you know.. He certainly can fill uh.. ~cough~.. You know those pleats ummmm… Gosh, it sure is WARM in here! Oh gee.. I think I forgot my pills again.. sigh.. Anyway, let’s see what’s next!

Why it’s the Harmyboarders! Trish and Matou, followed by Vivienne, Techie51, Em-Jay, Ashke, TWO Lindys! Oh my.. THAT’s scaray.. and KK! My lands.. LOOK at them all! I see Cathy, Paris, Limbo, Chris… it’s like a MOB scene down there! And here comes KAL and Rita and Jerseygirl and Laurie and.. Araninda, J-Bird, MSU98… Oh LOOK! It’s even LORI LYNN!!!! Wow! I haven’t seen her in AGES! HI, Lori Lynn!!! Oh.. and there’s the Kept.. Wonder what kept her.. Ar ar… and then…lets see.. who else? Jen, Lisa… my lands.. it’s ENDLESS.. I can’t NAME them all.. Oh wait! There’s Cavewoman and… TRACY! Followed by Sue T and… Oh my.. they seem to be working themselves up into a FRENZIE! What’s that sign they’re carrying? Let me put my glasses on.. it says… it says… Free Computers… no.. that’s not it.. Freeeee Comander.. COMMANDER! Yes. Free Commander…. WINKIE! Well.. I think we can ALL agree on THAT one!

Oh and look, here comes a FLOAT! Gosh.. it seems to be going sort of.. fast. Huh.. Well.. anyway… Let me take a lookie and see who’s on it! WooHoo!! It’s the King and Queen of the Parade! Spoiler King and Minerva!!! Oh, now.. that is just too cute! Their scepters are little talking spatulas! LOL! Oh and look.. the King and Queen are hugging each other. Isn’t that the sweetest thing? Actually.. they seem to be sort of…gripping each other. Looks like their spatulas have bailed! What the heck? Why does everyone look so SCARED? Wait.. who’s that guy on the tractor pulling the float?! Wait a minute.. that’s no guy.. that’s.. ABBYNORMAL! Oh for Pete’s sake! Abby! I TOLD you NOT to drive that tractor until you read all the directio…. Abby?! Abby!!!! LOOK OUT!!! Run people! RUN!!!! Oh gosh.. I hope that poor person is o.k!! … Well.. I see Oldspice and SandyB have arrived to umm.. help …~cough~ Anyway, here comes another poster.…

Look! It’s CindyB marching and twirling a flaming …stuffed leg!? Gack! Gosh.. that’s sort of… umm gruesome.. umm… anyway.. NEXT!

Oh it’s Crosby driving a pink Cadillac and throwing Partypalz samples to the crowd. Well THAT cheered ‘em RIGHT UP, didn’t it! My LANDS look at them DIVING for the things! Oh gee.. there goes Abby again.. well. At least she’s off the blame tractor!

Oh and here comes that cheery Miss Shell! She likes everything! And my she’s smiling! Now.. what’s her sign say…let me see…. It says, “I LICKED IT!” Uhh.. oh .. myy.. umm Shell! Shell! Up here! Yes! I BELIEVE you meant to write “I LIKED IT!” You know.... when the vowel is LONG it ends in KE!
What?
When it’s LONG it ..
WHAT?!
Oh dear.. this is getting worse….Licked is short..
NOT ANYMORE!
WHAT?! No.. Your SIGN! Your SIGN says
I KNOW WHAT MY SIGN SAYS! Go away!
Sigh.. I have never been so embarrassed in my entire life…. Umm… NEXT!

Oh LOOK! It’s my wonderful GLA helper buddies, Spud and Pretz…. carrying a GLA sign. Oh isn’t that SWEEET… Wait a minute.. why does it have a SLASH thru it??? And.. isn’t that a picture of me? Yeeeee! Oh my… Hmmm.. looks like a bit of dissention amongst the troops… Hey, Spud, Pretz! What’s up with the OW!! HEY! Watch it! Gack! Stop throwing your signs at me! Sheesh.. The HELP you get these days! Sigh..Well..it appears they have joined up w/ the next group…

Now this is interesting..… Let’s see.. that’s CarolD and she’s holding up a letter.... it says… it says…”J.” Hmm… and then .. CharS.. has an “A” followed by CG with an “M” and then… Pretz with another “M” and then.. CathyF has… an “I,” and then.. Shell is bringing along an “E,” and last but not least we have.. Spud with an “S.” Let’s see.. what does… oh.. I should have known… JAMMIES! Sheesh! These people are obsessed…

Anyway… here comes one of our resident non-shippers… Yes, it’s none other then Heather and.. what the heck?… Why is she pulling Dancer in a wagon? Oh dear. The Skip doesn’t look well. Oh my… Umm.. Heather! Excuse me! Heather?! What’s wrong w/ the Skip?
Huh? Oh nothing. She’s fine!
Well.. gosh.. she doesn’t LOOK fine… Why is she laying there.... twitching? Gosh.. should we call a doctor? What’s that Dancer? Call Dr. Ron? Who? Heather, who is she talking about?
No one. Ignore her. She gets like this sometimes. …She’ll be fine. I think….
Oh.. well.. o.k.. umm.. NEXT!

Here comes the Admiral. Oh for heavens SAKE! Go AWAY, Michy! Not THAT Admiral. OUR Admiral! Oh.. isn’t that cute. She’s on a float shaped like a boat! That’s an unusual SAIL she’s using. What on earth.. oh my gosh! It’s the Harmy Quilt she won! And what’s that written on it???.. it says.. It says… ”Someone help me! I was shanghaied here by Katrose!” Oh my… umm.. NEXT!

Now.. WHO is this in the CHEF hat coming down the lane? MANETTE!!! What on EARTH?! Oh my gosh.. TELL me.. TELL me that’s a salami laying on that tray…. Oh my gosh.. I just.. I just.. CatQuack! Catquack! Get over here!!! MAG! Get the tranq gun!! Yes. Dart her. She’s gone too far this time! Yes.. Tranq her! Catquack.. uhh.. you may want to get Sarahsue to .. uhh.. bag uhh.. that.. umm… .. just in case someone is uhh.. looking for.. uhh.. NEXT!!

~My LANDS it’s getting WINDY! Best hold on to my hat!~ (~foreshadowing ~cough~)

Well, here comes the Second Banana herself. Perhaps she can restore some order. Wonder why she’s wearing that big ‘ol trench coat? Huh.. Oh well..… Yoo Hoo! Cecilia! Up here dear! Cecilia! Up here, dear! Look up…. AAAIIGHHHH!!!!!! My EYES! I’m… BLIND!!!! GACK!

Alright.. THAT’s it. I’ve had enough… BONK! Gack! Somebody help me out of BONK!here! Ow! BONK!I can not BELIEVE that woman is marching around down there NEKID but for a trench coat! Shesh! BONK!OW! Making people go BLIND! BONK!for crying out BONK!loud.. Sigh.. Would SOMEBODY HELP ME?! Sheesh.. Where’s A.J.’s dog when you need it?! BONK! OW!

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