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Date Posted: 12:46:27 03/03/03 Mon
Author: adafds
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“IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Love a Parade!!! La la la la la la la la laaaaa!!!!! GAAACK!!! Judi! Wait! Don’t kill me! Wait! It’s for YOU! Yes! Really! In honor of your birthday we’ve decided to give you you’re very own PARADE!!! WooHOOO!!! Yes! I KNEW you’d be thrilled! O.K. Sit back and relax and enjoy the show! Here they come NOW! , JUDI!!!!!!

Whoooo hooo… and LOOK who’s LEADING the parade!!!! Hiya, HARMKINS!!! Oh look! He’s waving at you, Judi! Now he’s SALUTING! Oh my GOODNESS! Boy HOWDY is he saluting! Oh Blush! Blush! I’m so embarrassed! SHIELD your eyes, Judi! Don’t loooo… Oh my.. Umm.. you know.. He certainly can fill uh.. ~cough~.. You know those pleats ummmm… Gosh, it sure is WARM in here! Oh gee.. I should have brought those spare panties.... Anyway, let’s see what’s next!

Why it’s the Harmyboarders! Trish, Matou, and Maggie, followed by Techie51, , TWO Lindys! Oh my.. THAT’s scary.. and KK, Claudia, Phoebe, and Carrots! My lands.. LOOK at them all! I see Cathy, Paris, Limbo, Chris… it’s like a MOB scene down there! And here comes KAL and Rita and Jerseygirl and is that Lijo?! Hey, Lijo!
AAAAAIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
What on earth?! What’s wrong with you! What are you screaming about!
AAAAIIIIGGGGHHH!!!! Get away!!! I just LURK! I just LURK! I just LURK! AAAAIIIGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
Oh for heaven SAKE.You know.. SOME of these people REALLY scare me… Sigh.. Moving on.. I see… MichelleB. Uumm.. do we want to know why she has her hands tied and duct tape on her mouth?? And what’s that written on the tape? Let’s see.. Let me get the binoculars…. “Harm’s my hero!” Oh isn’t that sweet. I knew she’d come around! That cow thing was just wrong on SO many levels… ~cough~ Next we have Araninda, J-Bird, MSU98… Oh LOOK! It’s even LORI LYNN!!!! Wow! I haven’t seen her in AGES! HI, Lori Lynn!!! Oh.. and there’s the Kept.. Wonder what kept her.. Ar ar… and then…lets see.. who else? Jen, Lisa, newbies Kay, and KathyJL… my lands.. it’s ENDLESS.. I can’t NAME them all.. Oh wait! Here comes another huge group! There’s, Yali, Vivienne, Tracy, Em-Jay.. I see Ashke, CB, Lee, CatQuack, HeatherA, Oldspice. There’s the Skip, Manette, CharS, Windchime, LRM, ChrisL… Wait a minute… Aren’t these are our resident FIC writers? What are THEY doing down there! Hey! Aren’t you guys supposed to be home WRITING? I mean… who gave you permission to leave your keyboard? Oh alright.. I guess you could stand a little bit of sun! But as soon as this parade is over GET BACK TO WORK! Sheesh… You know.. I have to keep on these people ALL the time. It’s SHAMEFUL, the bunch of lagabouts! Ahem.. Now then. Here comes Cavewoman, Katie, Ajlover (umm… time to UP those meds, dear…), Sue T, Aims, and… Oh my.. they seem to be working themselves into a FRENZIE! What’s that sign they’re carrying? Let me put my glasses on.. it says… it says… Freeeeee… Computers!… No, no.... that’s not it.. Freeeee Comander.. COMMANDER! Yes. Free Commander…. WINKIE! Well.. I think we can ALL agree on THAT one!

Oh and look, here comes a FLOAT! Gosh.. it seems to be going sort of.. fast. Huh.. Well.. anyway… Let me take a lookie and see who’s on it! WooHoo!! It’s the King and Queen of the Parade! Spoiler King and Minerva!!! Oh, now.. that is just too cute! Their scepters are little talking spatulas! LOL! Let’s see who else is on the float with them.. Oh.. it’s Brigitte! Isn’t that cute? She’s handing out some of her music videos to the crowd! Wow! They’re going wild! And there’s Helene up there with her. Oh look she’s passing out little Eiffel Tower statuettes… at least I THINK that’s the Eiffel Tower! Hmm… seems to be pretty popular whatever it is. And there’s Claudia! She is just the cutest thing. Oh and she’s handing out that yummy chocolate! Claudia! Gosh I LOVE that stuff! Up here! Oh good.. she’s tossing… HEY! Judi! Give that back! That’s MINE! What do you mean I look like I’ve already had enough?! Well! How RUDE! You see if you get a parade NEXT year! Harumph! O.K. back to the float… Standing beside Claudia is… LEE! Woo hoo! She’s handing stuff out too! Oh my GOSH! But it seems to be… DECKING people. What on earth is she THROWING? Bricks? Somebody pass one up to Lu… Here we go! My lands, it a book. A very, very BIG book. “Harm, Mac, and TPTB, A Unique Perspective” by Lee. ~cough~ Ummm.. Here Judi. From me to you. Happy Birthday. What? What do you mean it’s hard for you to follow her logic? Lee makes PERFECT sense to me! And I’m telling you, that first one of hers “Harm, Mac, and HMS,” was FLYING off the shelves down at the local bookstores! Well.. ‘til the shop owners discovered what HMS stood for. What do you mean, “Want to trade?” No. What’s that? Exactly where in my house do I keep it? You stay away from my house! Besides, you people frighten Mr. Lu, not to mention the neighbors, wildlife, and lest we forget.. the local police. Sheesh. Anyway… Back to the parade. Oh look.. the King and Queen are hugging each other. Isn’t that the sweetest thing? Actually.. they seem to be sort of…gripping each other. Oh my, it looks like Brigitte, Helene, Claudia, Lee and the two talking… no..make that screaming spatulas have bailed! What the heck? Why is everyone acting so SCARED? Wait.. who’s that guy on the tractor pulling the float?! Wait a minute.. that’s no guy.. that’s.. ABBY NORMAL! Oh for Pete’s sake!!! Abby! I TOLD you NOT to drive that tractor until you read all the directio…. Abby?! Abby!!!! ABBY!!! LOOK OUT!!! Run people! RUN!!!! Oh gosh.. Was that anyone we know? Gack.. I hope that poor person is o.k!! … Well.. I see LoriLynn, Oldspice, SandyB, and Yali are all running up to help …~cough~ Anyway, here comes another poster.…

Look! It’s CindyB marching and twirling a flaming …stuffed leg!? Gack! Gosh.. that’s sort of… Sigh.. Judi.. You REALLY need to speak w/ Cindy. Yes.. and SOON. I mean… Some of these craft projects of hers… ummm..… Oh nevermind. NEXT!

Oh it’s Crosby driving a pink Cadillac and throwing Partypalz samples to the crowd. My LANDS look at them DIVING for the things! Oh gee.. there goes Abby again.. well. At least she’s off the blame tractor! Judi? Judi? Why are you crying? What? No. No I’m SURE Crossy saved some samples for you, dear. No. I’m sure she didn’t give them all away. Now, now. Let’s not say unkind things about Abby. Anyway, how do you know Abby isn’t down there collecting them for YOU! ….. Right… Well.. Anyway, I’m sure Cros has saved you a sample or two. Oh, stop bawling! You’re giving me a hegg egg! Sheesh. NEXT!

Oh and here comes that cheery Miss Shell! She likes everything! And my she’s smiling! Now.. what’s her sign say…let me see…. Oh..it’s not a sign at ALL! It’s..it’s a… FLAG! A flag? What kind of a flag is THAT? Oh MY GOSH IT’S A PAIR OF BOXERS!!! She’s got a pair of BOXERS run up a flagpole and she’s waving them at the crowd! Oh my gosh! People are going WILD!!!! Good HEAVENS! Someone has broken through security! It’s… it’s LAURI!!!! My lands! She’s appears to be threatening Shell w/ a golf club of some sort! She wants.. What is she yelling??… She wants… the BOXERS!!! Let’s see if we can listen in…

GIVE THEM TO ME!

Have you lost your mind?! Get away!

They’re MINE! I got them fair and square!

You did NOT!

Yes I did! I got them at the golf tourney!

Well I bought them on E-Bay! I’ve got a RECEIPT!

HA! Stolen merchandise! I got them from Harmkins himself!

Oh STOP! You did not!

I did! You know when he was playing golf and I was there on the sidelines?! And you know that picture of him bending over?!… Well… right after that pic was taken I snuck up and SNATCH!!!! Pulled them right out!

What!?!

Yes! I did! It was EASY… besides.. they’re those breakaway boxers.. I think he may have ordered them from that Crazy Crossy.. in fact it SAYS PartyPalz on the inside label.

Well.. I don’t care. You’re not getting them back!

Oh yes I am!

Oh no you’re not!

Give. Me. Those. BOXERS!! ~SWACK!!!~


Oh dear! Umm.. ~cough~ I think we’d best move along now… Sigh…


Oh LOOK! It’s my wonderful GLA helper buddies, Spud and Pretz…. carrying a GLA sign. Oh isn’t that SWEEET… Wait a minute.. why does it have a SLASH thru it??? And.. isn’t that a picture of… ME?? Yeeeee! Oh my… Hmmm.. looks like a bit of dissention amongst the troops… Hey, Spud, Pretz! What’s up with the OW!! HEY! Watch it! Gack! Why are you throwing your signs at me?! Sheesh.. The HELP you get these days! Sigh..Well..it appears they have joined up w/ the next group…

Now this is interesting..… Let’s see.. that’s CarolD and she’s holding up a letter.... it says… it says…”J.” Hmm… and then .. CharS.. has an “A” followed by CG with an “M” and then… Pretz with another “M” and then.. CathyF has… an “I,” and then.. Shell is bringing along an “E,” and last but not least we have.. Spud with an “S.” Let’s see.. what does… oh.. I should have known… JAMMIES! Sheesh! These people are obsessed…

Anyway… here comes one of our resident non-shippers… Yes, it’s none other then Heather and.. what the heck?… Why is she pulling Dancer in a wagon? Oh dear. The Skip doesn’t look well. Oh my. I think this season has really taken its toll on the poor dear… Umm.. Heather! Excuse me! Heather?! What’s wrong w/ the Skip?
Huh? Oh nothing. She’s fine!
Well.. gosh.. she doesn’t LOOK fine… Why is she laying there.... twitching? Gosh.. should we call a doctor? What’s that Dancer? Call Dr. Ron? Who? Heather, who is she talking about?
No one. Ignore her. She gets like this sometimes. …She’ll be fine. I think…. Dancer! Boot! Boot!Oh gross! Stop drooling in my kid’s wagon! We want to USE this again, you know! Sigh… The NEXT time Judi has a parade, I’m coming by myself. Sheesh. Who appointed me your keeper, anyway? …LU!!!!

LOOK at the time!!! NEXT!

Here comes the Admiral. Oh for heavens SAKE! Go AWAY, Michy! Not THAT Admiral. OUR Admiral! Oh.. isn’t that cute. She’s on a float shaped like a boat! That’s an unusual SAIL she’s using. What on earth.. oh my gosh! It’s the Harmy Quilt she won! And what’s that written on it???.. it says.. It says… ”Someone help me! I was shanghaied here by Katrose!” Oh my… NEXT!

Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my GOSH! It’s a .. It’s a.. GOLDEN SCISSORS float! Oh my goodness! Give me the BINOCULARS! Give me the .. JUDI! GIVE ME THE STINKING BINOCULARS NOW!! SWACK!!!!! Hmm.. I see.. CharS, Lauri… Where IS he??!!! Where IS he!?? Jam, Xena…Mz. Bob, Trish… Oh Crud. No Harmkins. Shoot.. it’s just the Golden Scissor LADIES. Oh heavy sigh.. No Harmkins. How depressing. Here, Judi.. You can have the binoculars back now. WHAT?! Oh stop whining and watch your parade! ….Got any M&M’s? No? Sigh.. O.k. NEXT!

Now.. WHO is this in the CHEF hat coming down the lane? MANETTE!!! What on EARTH?! Oh my gosh.. TELL me.. TELL me that’s a salami laying on that tray…. Oh my gosh.. I just.. I just.. CatQuack! Catquack! Get over here!!! MAG! Get the tranq gun!! Yes. Dart her. She’s gone too far this time! Yes.. Tranq her! Catquack.. uhh.. you may want to get Sarahsue to .. uhh.. bag uhh.. that.. umm… .. just in case someone is uhh.. looking for.. uhh.. NEXT!!

~My LANDS it’s getting WINDY! Best hold on to my hat!~ (~foreshadowing ~cough~)

Well, here comes the Second Banana herself. Perhaps she can restore some order. Wonder why she’s wearing that big ‘ol trench coat? Huh.. Oh well..… Yoo Hoo! Cecilia! Up here dear! Cecilia! Oh dear. She really seems to be getting blown about down there! Cece!! Up he…. AAAIIGHHHH!!!!!! My EYES! I’m… BLIND!!!! GACK!

Alright.. THAT’s it. I’ve had enough… BONK! Gack! Somebody help me out of BONK!here! Ow! BONK!I can not BELIEVE that woman is marching around down there NEKID but for a trench coat! Shesh! BONK!OW! Making people go BLIND! BONK!for crying out BONK!loud.. Sigh.. Would SOMEBODY HELP ME?! Sheesh.. Where’s A.J.’s dog when you need it?! BONK! OW!


Put Cece in throughout the story. Add more of Mag.

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