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Date Posted: 10:23:15 05/16/02 Thu
Author: ljkhl
Subject: lhk;kj

May I have a drum roll please! The winner of this month's Golden Luoodle is none other then..... TRISH! Trish won the Gluoodle for her "IT IS A CONSPIRACY!!!" post following "In Country," when poor Commander Winkie was denied er.. access once again. I am STILL laughing.

To refresh your memories, here it is:

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IT IS A CONSPIRACY!!! -- Trish
Oh!. The torture. Poor Commander Winkie. Ifnot for the bombs, aaahhhh!!! Just a few more seconds and he could have been strolling the banks of Love Muffin Lane, Did ya'll see where Harm put his leg? Dont you know I would have been tucking my hands betwixt that hot spot. Even out in the boonies the Wink-meister cant catch a break. Bombus interuptus!!!Mac was so wanting to let the big boy out for some air. I'm afraid it will be a loooong hard summer for our dear Commander... with no relief in sight.This is just tooo sad. I DEMAND the right to BARE HARM. Okay ladies..ahem er um.. okay harmy boarders...all together now. Free Cmdr Winkie, Free Cmdr Winkie.

OOPS!! HOT FLASH!!! TTTHHHUUUDDD!

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So with out further ado I hereby present Trish with her very first GOLDEN LUOODLE. Inside for the ceremoany. WWWWOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Assisting me with tonight's presentation is none other then CatQuack! She will be standing by at all times with two copies of Black Jet, several sacks of M&M's, and if necessary, IV chocolate. She is also CAREFULLY guarding the newly restored Golden Luoodle statue. Are we ready CatQuack?

~POOF!~

Welcome Trish!!!!

AAAAAIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Trish! Trish! It's ME! Luoodles!

AAAAAIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Well.. that wasn't the calming effect I was hoping for... ummmm.... CatQuack. Assistance! Yes, just throw some M&M's in her mouth next time she scr... Oh my GOSH! They're all... they're all... What is that ...stuff on them?! Gack! DON'T give her THOSE! Don't give her...

~too late~

Cough weeeezzzeeee chhhhhhzzzzzaccck!!! Gchhhhhhzzzzzaccck!!!

Trish! Trish! Are you all right? Oh my GOSH! CatQuack!!! What was on the...What? CAT HAIR?! Oh my gosh!

Cough weeeezzzeeee chhhhhhzzzzzaccck!!! Cough thhhh..sp sp spppt. ~GAG~

Oh gross. Ummm......

~POOF!~

CatMom... CatMom.... WHY are the M&M's covered in cat hair? You say you just sat the sack down for a second before you left home? CatMom.. ummm... exactly how many "children" do you have? Oh never mind. I don't want to know. Go throw those things in the trash, buy some new M&M's and get back here on the double. I'm going to POOF Trish back in. Hopefully she's o.k. by now.

~POOF!~

Oh my GOSH! What did you people DO to me! That was HORRIBLE! What was that thing she threw in my MOUTH? Oh gross.. Ugh.. And.. I have like HAIR or something.. uttthhhh..sp sp spppt..

Oh umm.. I'm so sorry, dear, ummm... I don't know exactly what happened.. perhaps an errant moth flew...

THAT WAS NOT A MOTH! That maniac CatQuack woman shot something in my mouth and YOU TOLD HER TO DO IT!

Well... uhh... Anyway, you're here now and all is well... I just wanted to let you know you are the winner of this month's Golden Luoodle award. I understand if you prefer to go home now. I'll just get your Gluoodle and you can be on your...

Are you STUPID?! I won the Gluoodle and you think I'm going home NOW? To no CABLE?! I want my award. The WHOLE award. Now... where's Harmkins?

Well.. ummm.... I'll just go get him them.

Yes.. you do thatthhhh..sp sp spppt.. Oh man. Anyone got a tissue?

Uh.. with out further delay then....

~POOF!~

WELCOME COMMANDER RABB!!!

Oh no. Please. Not again.

Yes! Yes! We're happy to see you again, too, dear. I'd like you to meet our honoree for this evening and your date for the weekend. Miss Trish. Trish. Say hello to the Commander!

Hello, it's ni GAAAACCKKK!!! Kkhatthhhh..sp sp spppt... Uh.. Pardon. It's nice to ~GAG~

Oh my GOSH! What's WRONG with that woman?

Oh well umm.. she's just umm... Oh.. don't worry about it. She's fine. CatQuack! CatQuack! Are you back yet? Oh good. CatQuack! STOP IT! Get away from the Commander's leg this MINUTE! Are you.. PURRING? Oh my gosh. Look. Just hand him the Glu... That is NOT my Gluoodle. What do you mean, "It is now?" What.. IS it? A Tender Vittle?! Sigh. Oh.. I don't care. Just hand it to him. Trish. Can you speak yet? Trish?

AAAACCKKK!!! khatthhhh..sp sp spppt.. BWAhaha! Bwa ha ha! Bwa hkhatthhhh..sp sp spppt.. Kill CatQuack. Kill .sp sp skpppth CatQuatthhhh..sp sp skpppth. ~GAG~

O.K. Well uh.. I'm sure you'll be fine by morning. You two have fun. Here's your key to the Manly Arms.

~POOF!~

Epilogue.... Trish finally hacked up that pesky hair ball just as Harm realized she was in fact the most beautiful woman he'd ever encountered. After strolling the banks of Love Muffin Lane Trish demanded the right to bare Harm. He then whisked her off to the Manly Arms Honeymoon Suite where he introduced her to Commander Winkie. And they all lived happily ever after.

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