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Date Posted: 17:11:52 10/13/02 Sun
Author: sdfasd
Subject: dasfads

May I have a drum roll PLEASE!!!! And the winner the Gluoodle is …. Wait for it… TRISH!!!!! WWWHHHOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Trish won this weeks.. uh.. months.. uhh… time period … Gluoodle!!! Congratulations, Trish. Inside for the nominations.



Abby Normal ~ 5 points

OK...Got a tatoo of a cute little butterfly when I was 18 . ..location: classified.....Does it hurt..?? yes...and I was snockered....And the reason WHY you should not get a tatoo ??? Cause what was a cute little butterfly at 18 has gotten way bigger like me and looks like ------- Mothra..-----arrrgggghhh!!!. ~ Abby Normal...( that is probably way tooo much info....but a tatoo on a old broad isn't all that neat....LOL)

"Need to Know"---The combustion point of stubble vs stubble-- Harm comtemplates just how close of a shave is necessary before he drops by for an evening at Mac's... ~ Abby Normal ( more on stubblegate...), (speculating on future episodes)

Okie Dokie Harmychokies ~ Abby Normal

I am going to foward my suggestion of an all "undies" episode of Jag...where all the stars, with the exception of Bud, are in their undies the whole episode...I'd suggest an all nude episode but...it is on at 8:00pm...~ Abby Normal

Percentage of people who actually believe that Harm and Mac are just friends and they aren't having wild monkey sex??? Zip..... ~ Abby Normal.....(in response to Acer’s JAG stats)


Acer

WOW!! Can we say it is almost like some sort of "indirect" kiss? ~ Acer... I know I need to home and take my mind away from JAG or Chinese food!!
No. ~ Luoodles campaigning to raise Shipper standards!!! (this exchange was GLA’d as one, so point for Acer, point for Lu)


AmyLynn

THANK YOU!!!! I like it, I like it. "Chicago Chic Chick" It's good, I knew you ladies could come up with something. My brain quit 3 weeks ago and I haven't had time to charge it. THANK YOU!!!~ AmyLynn, the Chicago Chic Chick (I'm gonna waaay over-use this)


BEK7

I gotta say - ANY Harm is a GOOD Harm!! The younger version showed ALOT more skin (I know some debate the sexiness of this - but a nekkid/near-nekkid/kinda-sorta nekkid Harm is a GOOD thing people!! LOL!) On the other hand, the seductive voice/eyes of LL and ADII "Come to me " should have been enough to melt even the plexiglass..... ~ BEK7..... So... Can I be part of the NE Nymphos?.. or does PA have it's own little group??


Cathy F.

Luoodles, this is what my dad always told me about the bogeyman. Oh honey once he sees you in the light he'll bring you right back!! ~ Cathy F. Warm and Fuzzy HUH!!!


Cece

He's pointing at me and saying "hands up, baby hands up, give me your heart gimme gimme...and take off the bra while you're at it!" ~ Cece (in response to: Who is Harm pointing the gun at and why???)


Cece’s Bouncer

GAG!!! Blech!! That has got to be the ickiest thing I've heard all day!! Lu, you need to get your wires... er, uncrossed!! ~ Cece's Bouncer (in response to Lu suggesting they should write Singer into the show as a mommie)


CG

Sorry, you know I love Harm, but this was not his finest moment. Maybe he's too distracted by Mac and all the wild sex they're having. Oh, sorry, that's just in my imagination. ~ CG


CharS

It's all about a BOB named Harm! ~CharS (in response to Lu’s … …how LONG has it BEEN for the two of them? They must be INSANE by now…)


CM

No, I think Harriet would be a better choice. Could you see the baby shower she and Mac could throw??? Get the kid every loud, obnoxious beeping banging talking toy in the universe. My pick for twin names Dameon and Belezebub. ~ CM>^.,.^<


Crosby

Oh oh oh ohohohohoho OH! Pick ME! PiCK ME!!! ~~~Ahem~~~ AND folks, remember how Mic said, “Why in times of crisis am I the last person you turn to?” WELLLLL ~~~~ DINGDINGDING ~~~ we have made it… EXHALE ~ …. Crossy getting a nit too excited today

oh my OH MY CECILIA !!!! uhhh…I’m falling over from your response…this, my friends…THIS…is definitely a turning point!!!! ACK! I LOVE it, Cec…THANK YOU for putting this into words…LOL! Dancer! THIS is IT…Can you see it??? The howmanyfreakingyearsdoesittakeforharmtoletgo…HOLY CARUMBA FOLKS….I think we’re onto something! ~ Crossy, desperately grabbing the arcs of TPTB and fitting them together,

Complete with mirrors, bats, and ovulation kits... ~ LOL Crossy--hi lu (suggestions of what should be put in the I Like Singer Fan Club kits)


Dancer

Keyboard maintenance - essential for the modern Harmyboarder! ~ Dancer - You ought to see the title bar on this page. LOLOLOLOLOL (in response to… oh man.. o.k.. I’ll just put it all here! LOL! Here goes: When is Cece coming back??????? – Luoodles Oh, Cecilllllllllllllliiiiiiiiaaaaaa!!!!!!

Oh, LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'SSSSS COMMMMINNNGGG BAAAACCCKKKK LLLLAAAATTTEEE WEEEDDDDNNNEESSSDDDAAAAYYYYY NNNNNIIIIGGGHHHHTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! -- JJJJJJJJJJUUUUUUDDDDDIIIIIIII,

Thhhhhhhaaaaaaaannnnnnnkkkkksssssssss,,,,,,,,, Juuuuuuuuuuuuddddddddddddiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- Llllluuuuuuuooooooodddddddllllllleeeeeessssssssss


Em-Jay

Offensive Action....... A whole episode of nothing but Singer and SECNAV!!! ~ Em-jay (speculating on future episodes)


FCCIC

Re: Jag on ET - They showed a clip from this ep at the FanFest - I think the shippers will enjoy the Chinese food scene - even if it leaves them hungry for more in an hour ~ FCCIC


Heather-O

So if Singer's religion is the Navy, does she pray to John Paul Jones??~ Heather-O


Jello

So what did Harm name after Mac? His hand?-- whew, I did NOT just post that! ~ OlleJ (in response to Char’s It's all about a BOB named Harm!)


Judi

JAG Office Memo (now located on the HarmyXtraboard.) point for Judi for beginning the insanity and the ensuing madness! LOL!

you mean it gets really hot in there???? ~ judi (in response to CM’s explanation of pilots undergarments….”Always all cotton because of fire hazard.”)

Great idea, a count-up clock. I can do that. Does anyone know the last time HE got a workout? ~ judi waving to michelle and abby (also a point for Michy for suggesting the idea!)

As the JAG turns... Stay tuned to... ~ judi
Did Sergei and Singer make Lu happy on the way to the airport?
What will Mac straighten on Harm next week? (we can hope!)
Where will Singer hang her mezuzah and will she start saying 'Oy?'
Will the new leg crafted by CindyB arrive before Bud has to begin his new life as Bud Light?
Will Big Bud start a class for sensitivity training for families of soldiers injured in the war?
Will Harm have to attend Lamaze classes with Singer as substitute for his bro who will be MIA in Timbuktu?
Does Harm and Sergei know that each other has a real name and it's not 'brother?'
Can Tiner be any happier?
Can Harm be any more gorgeous?
Does Harm ever take off his clothes?
If so, why can't we see it?
The answers to these and other burning questions may never be answered. Darn!


Lonestar

Kinky!...oh, wait, you meant on YOUR legs ~ Lonestar (In response to: Well.. it's just that he's never seen a woman use sheep shears before......)

Loved the picture. I shipperventilated. ~ Lonestar--it's been a long, dry shipper summer, (In response to the side hug/handholding/head on his shoulder picture)


Luoodles ~ 7 points

Well.. it's just that he's never seen a woman use sheep shears before...... ~ Luoodles hoping to teach Harmkins a thing or two... OOooooo... do you think he'd like to join me for a day of HOME SCHOOL??????!!!!!!!!!!!!! (In response to: That's why his face looks that way. He's watching Lu shave her legs!!)

~
Next Week on Jag… ~ Luoodles
AJ’s concern about Meridith escalates when she shows up at JAG in dress whites and chef hat proclaiming the opening of her very own Naval Flight Training/Bakery/Shakespearian/Opera School entitled: Limitations Slimitations, Unlimited.

Tiner becomes Secretary of the Navy.

Reeling from sticker shock at the going rate for Prosthetics. Harriet saves the day when she goes online and discovers “CindyB’s Discount Legs” shop.

Singer and Sturgis begin dating.

Mac receives Customer of the Millennium award from PartyPalz, Inc. Crosby is promoted to West Coast Director and awarded a red convertible.

His hopes dashed yet again following his euphoric ET buildup and subsequent episode let down, Commander Winkie attempts suicide but thankfully is saved when the zipper jams. Shaken, Harm initiates new Zipper Control Laws in an effort to stop the violence! In a surprise move, the National Zipper Association or “NZA” (now headed by Mrs. Moses) wholeheartedly agrees.
~

Excuse me ladies, I need to talk w/ Char in private for a moment. Apparently the woman has lost touch. Let me see.. Char..I'll just wisper this in your ear, dear. Yes. Come here. Are you listening carefully? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR EVERLOVIN MIND????!!! Rushing? RUSHING??!!! WHAT would you call going SLOW? BACKWARD TIME TRAVEL? And... DEVELOPMENT of their RELATIONSHIP? That SPAGHETTI SCENE? Lady and the Tramp saw more action over a noodle. Oh sigh. Oh heavy, heavy sigh. Our shippers are now so desperate they are content w/ anything. CatQuack, we need to bring Char 's DOSAGE DOWN a bit. Hmm... perhaps in her drugged state Char saw a DIFFERENT ep then ol' Lu. RAISE your EXPECTATIONS, CHILD! ! ROTFLOLOL!!!!, ~Lu

WOW!! Can we say it is almost like some sort of "indirect" kiss? ~ Acer... I know I need to home and take my mind away from JAG or Chinese food!!
No. ~ Luoodles campaigning to raise Shipper standards!!! (this exchange was GLA’d as one, so point for Acer, point for Lu)

WELCOME , !!!!!!!!!! We missed you!!!!!!!!!!!! Judi (and everyone else) hung up on me in IM last night. YES! It's TRUE.. Can you believe it? Very sad. Oh.. and did you HEAR about SINGER???? Tsk Tsk. Oh.. I just can hardly SPEAK of it.. ROTFLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!! Luoodles so glad her Buddy is back in town!!!!
Oh look! Here is everyone to greet you!!! !!! And look! It's MANETTE doing her little dance.... !! Isn't she cute?! Oh no. Get out of here, CindyB w/ that "leg." Ugh.. Eeeee! Oh.. I forgot to tell you. We're ALL expecting a FULL review from you tomorrow on last nights ep! Best get CRACKIN! Let's see.. what else happened whilst you were gone... Ummm..... Well.. I can't quite remember.. but.. WE MISSED YOU!!!
Oh HI Judi! I didn't know you were here! Judi? AAAAIIIIGGGGGGGHhhhhh!! Judi! Put down the AX!!!!!! Judi!!!!!!Sigh.. welll I don't know WHAT's wrong with Judi. I was able to get the ax from her. She says she has another and is She keeps mumbling something about Emoticons.. I don't know.. I think the woman needs a doctor. ~ Luoodles (I think she has a TOOOMOR.. she says it's actually a LUUUUMOR though.. whatever that is) (Note: emoticons were left out of this copy)

When the Bough Breaks – In a tragic episode Bud decides to join baby AJ in his new (weight limit 40 pounds) tree house… -- Luoodles(speculating on future episodes)

Dangerous Game – while playing a game of underwear ping pong, Harm makes the dire mistake of mentioning Mac’s “stuble.” Hours later he awakes w/ a ping pong paddle wedged in his forehead and a can of Nair up his nose. ~ Luoodles Oh this is FUN! LOL!!! Let me get my COFFEE! LOLOL!!!!,(speculating on future episodes)
~


O.K.. the following post get’s the blue ribbon for the MOST GLA’s. I didn’t count them but there was a ton!

Manette

I am still recovering from the SHOCKING noodle scene. I can't believe they showed that during the Family hour! -- manette-who is stuck at work with to much time on her hands,
First Harm is shown poking around in his own box and after one bite declares that it is anything but delightful....poor man-- we know he has been left to his own devises for months now.. He looks sad -- he looks pitiful....

So Mac has mercy on him and in a bold move invites him to partake from her box. Of course it has been months since he has been that close to a woman's box so he dives right in....He grasps his noodles firmly and proceeds to wave them in her face...teasing her..taunting her. In a dramatic climax they both grasp their noodles simultaneously but as so often happens in real life she finishes him while he has only started her...

I guess no one is going to mention this either but I am pretty sure that they were both wearing UNDERWEAR under their clothes during that entire show!!!
~

I believe Mac has a stubble tattoo ~ manette

"Hi Georgetown Hospital E.R.? Can you give me a remedy for plaster burns? (NT) -- Trish...BAD manette...bad, bad, manette (speaking as Harm in response to pic of him talking on phone)


MichelleBlue

I think ----- WHy "go there" with them at ALL if they don't plan on REALLY turning it into something? LOLOLOL!!! Not that I *want* a Sergei/Singer thing .... but heck --- JAG has already gone so over-the-line into soapdom, that I say --- GO FOR IT! LOL! Singer carrying Serge's lovechild! He gets a qucik green card and Harmypoo gets a sister-in-law from Hell! LOL! And maybe they'll have twins and name them Flyboy & Ninjagirl! LOLOLOL!!!! ~ MichelleB (looking forward to this storyline JUST for the fun-factor! LOLOLOL

Welcome home, Cece! I hope you had fun wherever it was that you went! I like photo # 3 ...................... I can just picture Cece supine on a couch whilst Harmkins lovingly looks down at her and asks "Do you HAVE to wear that Mary Poppins outfit AGAIN? Can't we do the Captain & Maria thing INSTEAD this time?"" ~ MichelleB


Spud

Cecila has partaken of a sabbatical from our azure domicile. Before an elongated passage of time, she will rematerialize and resume her loquacious methodology with her posts. ~ Spud and I will not say how long it took me to write those two sentences., 22:17:24 10/07/02 Mon


Suze

Oh RIGHT I remember that now. Clapping must give her an awful headache ~ Suze (after being reminded that Katherine’s ears were located on her hands)

Personally I'm *amazed* at what TPTB can do with this show. It has such *depth*. I mean Harm goes to Russia and finds his long lost half brother. Mac discovers her psychic abilities and puts them to good use. Harm's girlfriend runs off with her father's mortician. And now the office antagonist is most likely carrying Harm's long-lost-then-found-then-runaway-half-brother's love child. It's just RIVETING! ~ Suze

"Hello, Security? This is Commander Rabb. Could you please send someone up here to restrain the three ladies in my office? One's running around with a talking spatula, one's holding a leg, and the last one's holding a meat tray and yelling 'Soup's On!'.....yes. Ok thank you very much." ~ Suze

(Suze also has a gigundus GLA’d post at the bottom)


Trish ~ 8 points

Well apparently Mac was the one caught with the stubble. Since she spends so much time in her underwear. ~ Trish (in response toCQ’s: Hm... last time I checked, it was the girl who got whisker burn cuz the guy has the whiskers... now correct me if I'm wrong)

MANETTE !!!!! You wontan Texas hussy ! Go put some CLOTHES on. Heaven forbid someone should ZOOM in on your CROTCH for umpteen seconds and see your STUBLE !! You TRAMP !!! LOLOL ~ Trish…shaking her head at the behavior of my fellow Texas Tart. I am ASHAMED !!!

Twin names huh. Evil-Lynn and Darth Vlader, that's russian for Vader ~ Trish


Oh yummy!!!! We found flight suits at the military store on Hollywood BLVD. I asked mt hubby if he would consider wearing one. He said" why would I wear one of those?" I said" So I can get you OUT of it." *sigh* He didnt go for it. He is such a fantasy pooper. ~ Trish

I'm a snake...I got me a hankerin' for some rabbit ..... here bunny , bunny. ~ Trish (in response to what was our Chinese astrological sign)

I just want him nekkid. Bare butt nekkid !!! Preferably TIED to my bed. NEKKID !!!! ~ Trish...ahem, was that too forceful? LOL

After all the hoopla last week, with the 'crotch' shot and the 'stubble', the only symbolism I was looking for was Harm with whisker burn on his cheeks. Now that is intimacy, baybee !!! ~ Trish...guess i'll settle for noodles...limp noodles
~
Poor Sergei...get a life dude !!!!! ~ Trish

I can't understand what got into Sergei. Clayton Webb risked his life to get the dork out of the POW camp/prison/whatever. It hasnt even been a year and he wants to go back to Russia. His excuse...he's bored and lonely. Duh!!! Get a life. There alot of ppl who work here in my town on a resident alien card. They also go to school. He is gonna give up everything Webb did for him, not to mention all the time Harm worried over him, to go back to Russia. Buy a prostitute, if you need a woman that bad. Good golly/with extra gravy. He was being a little p.m.s'y last night too. Hell Harmy has done without for how long now and he aint treating everyone snarky. Maybe he is just older and more experienced with the use of his hands.
That whole story line was really weird. IMHO they didnt justify his going back to Russia, after what it took to get him out of prison. Shouldnt he be worried about going back?

I would like to thank the camera ppl. Nice butt shots last night. Nothin' better than Harmy butt wrapped in summer whites to get the b/p up. Unless its wrapped in khakis, or flight suit, or boxers or....ahem. I just love that butt.
Don't ya'll? I think he weres boxers under his summer whites those. I noticed some bunching in the back by the ....well in the back.Guess you cant justify going cammando in white pants.

Anyone else hoping they dont center the Christmas show, 'When The Bough Breaks', around Singer. SNOOZE !!!

I'm hoping Harm and Mac go to visit Granny Rabb and Harm has a tree house from when he was little. They get cozy and the tree house starts rockin'. They're a moanin' and WHAM!!!! the bough breaks. TraLa. Good Christmas ep/ with a little sex thrown in.

Okay, i've taken up enough board space, talk amongst yerselves.
~


Suze

'Twas the hour of JAG -- Suze

‘Twas the hour of Critical Condition and all through voy.com,
Not a poster was posting; not even CatMom.
Thousands of tapes were set in the VCRs with care
In hopes than an episode worth taping would appear on the air.

We sat snug on our couches, too awake for our beds
As visions on Harmkins danced through our heads.
The doorbells disconnected, the phones off the hook,
Frozen dinners for all so we wouldn’t have to cook.

When on the TV there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my couch to see what was the matter.
I called the next-door neighbor to see what was about.
Her TV was fuzzy too—the cable was out!

Anyone walking outside on the new fallen leaves
Would have heard my shouts, my cries, and my sobbing heaves.
When at the window what did my eyes meet?
A shiny minivan, parked out on the street.

If the man inside were Santa, he would have been fatter.
This man carried a wire and what was that? A ladder?
It was then that I knew whom I saw with my eye.
It was none other than my own cable guy!

He said you’ll get to see Bud and the hand-holding too
Just grab some chocolate and wait. I know what to do.
But I thought as he climbed up the ladder so tall
Oh goodness, oh my lands, oh goodness, don’t fall!

Like the birds who overhead in the spring fly,
His strong figure was silhouetted against the night sky.
And into my heart newfound hope flew.
I thought of AJ and Harriet and of Sturgis too.

The from the roof, downward he came.
And I thought “There’s someone else who looks quite the same…”
It must have been a mistake—my sight telling lies
But I couldn’t overlook his flyboy smile and green eyes.

He looked exactly like Harm from head to toe.
I shook my head—it can’t be! No way, no no!
But then he smiled a smile as beautiful as could be
And said “You know the reason. I’m waiting. Come to me.”

I began to stutter, to shake, and to drool.
But Harm didn’t laugh—that would have been cruel.
Oh my GOSH it was HARM. Everything was in check!
Harm from the courtroom—from the flight deck.

It was chilly outside and he breathed through his teeth.
The steam it encircled his head like a wreath.
Then he smiled again—oh my heart be still!
If Mac wants him she’ll have to go through me she will.

His shirt was unbuttoned—his jeans oh how tight!
I dragged him inside to look in a better light.
A quick glance at his six and my jaw hit the floor.
He began to back up, heading towards the door.

I dropped to floor and clutched on to “the leg.”
“It’s me you want” I cried “not Mac, Renee, or Meg!
Bobbie, Jordan, Annie—they weren’t right for you!
I’ll stay by your side always, stick to you like glue!”

He limped out the door, dragging me along.
“You’re as bad as those other women—this is just wrong.”
I cried out in vain as he sped away, but he didn’t put on the brakes.
“I’ll wait for you,” I cried “As long as it takes!”

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