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Date Posted: 03:52:48 10/24/05 Mon
Author: TopOfTotemPole
Subject: Re: Note to everyone
In reply to: Matthew Villani 's message, "Note to everyone" on 16:10:47 10/18/05 Tue

>>>>>>>This thread is a less serious thread intended for
>>>>>>>silly topics like the diarrhea song. I'll start
>>off
>>>>>by
>>>>>>>posting a few verses of this childhood favorite.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Diarrhea thbt thbt
>>>>>>>Diarrhea thbt thbt
>>>>>>>Some people think it's funny,
>>>>>>>But it's really very runny,
>>>>>>>Diarrhea thbt thbt
>>>>>>>Diarrhea thbt thbt
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Diarrhea thbt thbt
>>>>>>>Diarrhea thbt thbt
>>>>>>>Some people think it's chewy,
>>>>>>>But it's really very gooey,
>>>>>>>Diarrhea thbt thbt
>>>>>>>Diarrhea thbt thbt
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Diarrhea thbt thbt
>>>>>>>Diarrhea thbt thbt
>>>>>>>Some people like to eat it,
>>>>>>>But it's really gonna feed it,
>>>>>>>Diarrhea thbt thbt
>>>>>>>Diarrhea thbt thbt
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Diarrhea thbt thbt
>>>>>>>Diarrhea thbt thbt
>>>>>>>Some people think it's tasty,
>>>>>>>But they're being way too hasty,
>>>>>>>Diarrhea thbt thbt
>>>>>>>Diarrhea thbt thbt
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You can combine various verses like this.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Diarrhea thbt thbt
>>>>>>>Diarrhea thbt thbt
>>>>>>>Some people think it's chewy,
>>>>>>>But it's really very gooey,
>>>>>>>Diarrhea thbt thbt
>>>>>>>Diarrhea thbt thbt
>>>>>>>Some people think it's smelly,
>>>>>>>But it really hurts your belly,
>>>>>>>Diarrhea thbt thbt
>>>>>>>Diarrhea thbt thbt
>>>>>>>Some people think it's funny,
>>>>>>>But it's really very runny,
>>>>>>>Diarrhea thbt thbt
>>>>>>>Diarrhea thbt thbt
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Post any additional diarrhea song lyrics or any
>>>less
>>>>>>>serious posts onto this thread.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>LOL, this is a funny thread. I have a few things
>to
>>>>>>add to it. I just hope that you allow highly
>vulgar
>>>>>>and racist things meant for humor to be posted.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>There once was a man from Nantucket,
>>>>>>whose dick was so long he could suck it,
>>>>>>he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin,
>>>>>>"If my ear was a cunt i would fuck it".
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Q: What do you call say when your tv is floating
>at
>>>>>>night?
>>>>>>A: "DROP IT, NIGGER!".
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Q: Why do niggers cry during sex?
>>>>>>A: The mace
>>>>>>
>>>>>>There once was a local called Land,
>>>>>>who had a quite limber right hand,
>>>>>>one night he screamed,
>>>>>>"That damn vaseline!
>>>>>>Some bastard has mixed it with sand!"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I hope ya get a laugh or two out of these.
>>>>>
>>>>>LOL, don't worry, I won't delete this, since it's
>in
>>>>>the thread that it belongs in.
>>>>
>>>>Good thing you're not like MuadDib from Stormfront.
>I
>>>>was worried that being moderator of a forum would
>>>>cause you to lose your sense of humor. Glad that
>>>>hasn't been the case.
>>>
>>>>Q:Why do niggers have nightmares
>>>>A:Because we killed the only one that had a dream
>>>
>>>>Q:Why do police dogs always lick thier balls?
>>>>A:To get the taste of nigger out of their mouths.
>>>
>>>>Q:How do you tell if a black chick is pregnant?
>>>>A:stick a banana in her vagina and if it comes out
>>>half >eaten you know theres a little monkey up there
>>>somewhere.
>>>
>>>>Q:Why do blacks have flat noses?
>>>>A:Thats where god placed his foot when he was
>>>>pulling off their tail!
>>>
>>>>Q:Why do the blacks lean to one side when driving?
>>>>A:They think the smell is coming from outside.
>>
>>LMWAO those are good.
>
>You can add whatever jokes you want to this thread.
>I'll be a lot more leniant with the guidelines with
>respect to this thread only. Notice that I even
>allowed the Nantucket rhyme and I posted the Diarrhea
>Song lyrics myself.

Q: What do you have when there are 40 dead niggers and an empty 30 round mag in your AK-47?
A: A dam good day at the range!

Q: What's the difference between a nigger & a pile of dog shit?

A: Evetually the pile of dog shit will turn white & quit stinking!

Q: What's the difference between good black kids and bad black kids?
A: Good black kids are in medium security prisons.

Q: What do you say to a black man in a three-piece suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise."

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Replies:

Re: Note to everyone -- Matthew Villani, 23:26:31 10/24/05 Mon
- Re: Note to everyone -- Truthfully, 08:08:30 10/25/05 Tue
  - Re: Note to everyone -- Matthew Villani, 08:26:13 10/25/05 Tue
    - Re: Note to everyone -- Black Duck, 09:36:31 10/26/05 Wed
      - Re: Note to everyone -- Truthfully, 13:39:50 10/26/05 Wed
        Re: Note to everyone -- Black Duck, 20:20:54 10/26/05 Wed
        Re: Note to everyone -- Black Duck, 05:16:01 10/27/05 Thu
        Re: Note to everyone -- Black Duck, 07:04:17 10/27/05 Thu
        Re: Note to everyone -- Matthew Villani, 11:09:49 10/28/05 Fri
    - Re: Note to everyone -- TopOfTotemPole, 04:55:11 10/28/05 Fri
      - Re: Note to everyone -- Truthfully, 13:23:54 10/28/05 Fri
        Re: Note to everyone -- Black Duck, 13:07:56 11/09/05 Wed
        Re: Note to everyone -- Kyle, 14:37:03 11/16/05 Wed