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Subject: A Point We All Maybe Should Ponder......

Author:
Patrick McGee

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Date Posted: 09/ 3/06 9:21am

A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute
blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move.

"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker
if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So
let's talk."

The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly
and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about nuclear
power?

"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first: A horse, a cow and a deer
all eat the same stuff -- grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets,
the cow turns out a flat patty and the horse produces muffins of
dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest
idea."

"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

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