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Subject: Always were clean underwear!!!

Author:
KC

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Date Posted: 11:09:08 09/13/05 Tue
Author Host/IP: c-67-184-31-155.hsd1.il.comcast.net/67.184.31.155

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
your vehicle. From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of
a
Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal Mart only to have their car
break down in the parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people
near
the car. On closer inspection, she saw pair a of male legs protruding
from under the chassis.
Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants
turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the
embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP
his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself
staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however,
had to have three
stitches in his forehead.

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Subject	Author	Date
WEAR!!! not WERE you dumb ass KELLY!!!!! (NT)	KC	11:10:34 09/13/05 Tue
Dang. Beat me to it. (NT) -- ScottB, 11:37:33 09/13/05 Tue where??? (NT) -- that's what i want to know., 11:44:36 09/13/05 Tue