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Date Posted: 09:30:31 11/05/05 Sat
Author: Anonymous
Subject: A little humor!

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for
> >> several
> >>
> >> years.
> >>
> >> One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him
> >> that she
> >>
> >> was pregnant.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said
> >>
> >> he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy
> >> to secretly
> >>
> >> have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he
> >> would also
> >>
> >> provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed,
> >> but asked how
> >>
> >> he would know when the baby was born.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post
> >>
> >> card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back.
> >>
> >> He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
> >>
> >> One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused
> >> wife.
> >>
> >> Honey, she said, "You received a very strange post card today,
> >> from
> >>
> >> Italy."
> >>
> >> "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he snarled.
> >>
> >> The wife handed it to him and watched as he read the card,
> >> turned white
> >>
> >> and passed out cold on the floor!.
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >> The wife picked up the card and read---
> >>
> >> "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
> >>
> >> Two with meatballs, one without

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