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Date Posted: 21:30:52 11/09/05 Wed
Author: Anonymous
Subject: Pageant rehab classes now forming!!!!!! Schedule your appointment!

Since so many of you say you are addicted to pageants and need rehab, I have the great idea of starting a pageant rehab!

You can attend classes at your local pageant (hey, there is every other kind of vendor there, why can't I set up a rehab class!)

In this class, you will learn:
1. How you could afford to buy a new car, boat, or take a 3 week European vacation with what you'll save on pageants in one year.
2. That children who look like clowns, with hair that is piled up to the moon, lashes you could dust the furniture with, and teeth that are removable are not what beauty is all about. Wise up ladies...Tammy Faye Baker is NOT attractive! Furthermore, we will address those darn photographics and how piling a casket spray, mom's jewelry box contents, fishing nets, shower curtains, or whatever god awful implements you have lying around the house on your childs head for photos is one of the first signs of addiction and is downright ignorant.
3. You will learn that you can still visit the pink board even if you aren't actively competing.
4. You will learn that weekends in a motel room with nothing but the complimentary coffee and powdered donuts to sustain you is not healthy.
....more to follow....

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[> You will learn, no matter WHAT ANY DIRECTOR SAYS!!, if there is big money LY WILL be there, she WILL win it all, and she WILL take the top title! NO, your dd in the 1980 D'Shawn dress CANNOT beat her, so don't be fooled!!! ~~Mrs. Prozac~~ And the pics from sears the director says will supreme? Don't walk to the pic table while people are around, you may catch them laughing. -- Anonymous, 21:32:40 11/09/05 Wed [1]


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[> [> ROFL @ the "don't walk to the pic table, they'll be laughing" You might add....then they will go home and bash you on the pink board until your rear is sore! -- Anonymous, 21:33:41 11/09/05 Wed [1]


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[> I think this is a awesome idea. Best one I have heard yet! -- Anonymous, 14:12:33 11/13/05 Sun [1]


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