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Date Posted: 13:02:17 10/20/08 Mon
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's message, "Re: William Storke" on 05:25:59 10/20/08 Mon
>Rob, thanks for the address. I was supposed to get it from Oz on draft night but my brain got a little too cloudy from bacardi and smoke.
Oz, thanks for starting up a new chat forum, I always enjoyed occationally chiming in a few years back.
It's amazing, as we grow older, I somtimes can't remember what I did yesterday (let alone last week!!) but when I get to reminiscing, the stories are as clear as can be.
18 YEARS, hard to believe.
I am truely touched by the stories.
I have to take periodic breaks, sometimes to wipe away the tears, other times to catch my breath from laughing hysterically.
Here is one from my short but illustrious career as a race car driver:
Approximately 2 months after totalling the Gremlin, I totalled my mothers Dodge (I told you it was a short career).
I had Bills 21" Tokemaster in the trunk, so I hid it under the wrecked car so the cops wouldn't see it (I was never noted for making the soundest decisions at that stage in my life).
Needless to say, after the towtruck pulled the car off of the pole I had wrapped it around, the bong was exposed (and broken!!)
I awoke the next morning with my face wrapped up from all of the stitches and two black eyes from a broken nose (again!).
Bill came into my bedroom and said "why the fuck is my Tokemaster sticking out of the garbage can in the kitchen and BROKEN????"
I told him I fucked up again and it was Moms car this time.
He clearly stated with no hesitation or concern for me "You WILL replace it and it WILL be nothing other than a 21" Tokemaster".
It took me some time to get healthy, get money and find transportation, but I eventually replaced the bong.
Bill immediately pulled out a tape measure and found it to be only 20 1/2", "UNACCEPTABLE!!" he yelled (talk about perfectionist)
I told him it was that or nothing because that is what they manufacture now.
I heard about EVERY stinking time we used it (which was plenty)!!
God I miss him.
I know he would have loved his neice and nephew and would have instantly loved Tricia.
That's all for now, I'll have more to share down the road.
Lunatic
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