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[> [> [> [> [> Well when it comes to you chicks ... -- DZR, 15:12:25 08/10/09 Mon [1] (212.198.136.138)

I use the term "thinking" loosely ...

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[> [> [> [> [> [> Ah shaddup! -- andypandy, 15:27:12 08/10/09 Mon [1] (82.30.76.72)

listen, if a guy give me chance to think of anything other than him that's his fault not mine!!

put that in your pipe and smoke it mr

*two fingered salute*

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[> [> [> [> [> Mmm, Toblerone... -- Gabs, 17:17:21 08/10/09 Mon [1] (83.222.147.85)

Long, hard, melts in your mouth... Andy, you sure know what you're talking about ;)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> Dear God, you're just filthy -- DZR, 18:04:02 08/10/09 Mon [1] (212.198.136.138)

What the hell's gotten into you? (Or is the problem that nothing's gotten into you lately!)

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Why, I was simply describing the joys of chocolate.. -- Gabs, 18:25:49 08/10/09 Mon [1] (83.222.147.85)

I don't know what you were thinking of, dear sir!

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[> [> [> [> [> [> *nods* Exactly sweetie.............. -- andypandy, 19:19:38 08/10/09 Mon [1] (82.30.76.72)

exactly ;-)

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[> [> [> [> In other words, Switzerland and rabbits are better than men? -- Gabs, 17:16:27 08/10/09 Mon [1] (83.222.147.85)

I tend to agree! :p

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[> [> [> [> [> What?! I didn't say that -- DZR, 18:13:05 08/10/09 Mon [1] (212.198.136.138)

Old (but funny) joke:

A mother and her little son are walking in a park in Paris.
Son: Maman, maman! Ze couple of zere, zey're making love in ze park.
Mother: Oh my God, you're right. But what the hell, zey're young, zey're in love, it's Paris, it's spring. Let zem.
Son: But maman, maman! Ze woman, she is dead.
Mother: Oh my God! Monsieur gendarme, monsieur gendarme! Ze couple of zere, zey're making love in the park.
Gendarme: Oh my God, you're right. But what the hell, zey're young, zey're in love, it's Paris, it's spring. Let zem.
Mother: But monsieur gendarme, monsieur gendarme, ze woman, she is dead.
Gendarme: Oh my God! Monsieur, monsieur! You're making love in ze park.
Man: What the hell, we're young, we're in love, it's Paris, it's spring.
Gendarme: But monsieur, monsieur, ze woman she is dead.
Man: Noooo! She is not dead, she is English.

Strangely enough English women don't seem to find that joke that funny.

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[> [> [> [> [> [> You have no idea sir -- andypandy, 19:23:31 08/10/09 Mon [1] (82.30.76.72)

just how much trouble you're in right now

on my way

heh

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