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Date Posted: 16:44:17 09/15/07 Sat
Author: Tina (custodian) (Stern)
Subject: Re: The Creation Theories of Michael Mepsted (2)
In reply to: Tina (custodian) 's message, "The Creation Theories of Michael Mepsted (1)" on 16:43:26 09/15/07 Sat

Blushing was invented by God. This was not one of the things He did during the first week, so it doesn’t count as part of creation. Like all builders, once you have completed the job, there's always a bit of 'snagging' required to sort out the little defects.
In this case He noticed that, once He had created Eve, there were some problems on the behaviour front. Adam and Eve were not quite so innocent. God had difficulty keeping an eye on them. He needed to know when they were thinking of naughty things. He has a word with the Archangel Michael who decided the best thing was to make them go red all over their cheeks when they were being a bit naughty. God thought it a great idea and made it so, whenever they were being naughty their face and butt cheeks went red, so God knew and could put a stop to it. Then God clothed Adam and Eve, so He could no longer see their butts (or other things) only their faces, so He switched off the butt reddening as not necessary.
Archangel Gabriel said it was a pity to switch it off all together, and suggested a change, and so, instead of butts going red, at his suggestion, they now get corrugated.

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