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] Date Posted: 02:04:51 10/29/07 Mon My day Sunday, was spent wallowing with a hangover. Yes, wallowing. With a hangover. Not only from alcohol, but from laughter, too. Most of my girl friends have moved away from me, moved to other states. All except one, my friend Judy. My guy friends are coming out of the woodwork again like cockroaches....ewwwww...*shivering*....they scurry, even in daylight.... *Visibly shaking* Okay, with that said, my friend Judy and I decided that we would go out and have a girl's night out. Just the two of us. What kind of trouble could two sweet and innocent (cough, cough) Southside Irish girls get into? Judy decided that we would hit a bar near where she lives first - a biker bar. Of course, Judy's friends were there. Judy is a former biker chick and one helluva chicklet. But she has toned down a bit since marrying her 2nd husband Tom (whom I adore). It was pretty decent in the bar, everyone kept buying rounds and Judy and I never had to buy a drink. We also never left the bar.... Of course, I should tell you that after 2 drinks I usually stop because one drink I am fun, 2 drinks I am cuddly/touchie-feelie, and 3 drinks I am your slut. Damn....I think I just let something important slip here.... Anyway, at first I was only drinking orange juice...then I changed to pomegranate juice...then I changed to grapefruit juice....then I changed to water...then, I just had to have a beer. And two...and three....and four...and five....and six....and then I stood up. Don't know why I did, but Judy stood up at the same time I did. We both looked at each other, blinking in the dark. I leaned closer to her as she opened her mouth to say something to me and then....she was gone. Judy was no longer standing in front of me. Judy was passed out on the floor. And there I was, poor little me all alone with a bunch of bikers in a bar. I was the only woman (beside a passed out Judy). It was fun..... I grabbed her cell and called her husband, Tom, who said he'd be there in 15 minutes to drive us both home (since Judy drove there and I was too wasted to drive). Sooooo...what to do, what to do.... One of the guys propped Judy up on a chair, laying her across a table and I sat there for a moment. Then, I got the bright idea that I would sing. There was a guy playing an acoustic guitar on a small stage and I staggered my way over to him, plopped my plump ass down on a stool next to him and began to sing. He grinned at me and I grinned at him, and he just played....pretty soon, another guy came and was playing the drums behind us. Then another guy came who looked pretty familiar to me (although at the time I just couldn't remember who he was) and sat down at the keyboards...then I was singing, people were clapping and Tom appeared in front of me with Judy thrown over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. I opened my mouth to sing or laugh (I don't know which) and I belched. LOUDLY into the mic. It richocheted throughout the whole bar and everyone started to laugh. Next thing I know, everyone in the bar is doing their impressions of a drunken Chris belching on the stage. I laughed my drunken ass out of the place as guys gave me their numbers scribbled on pieces of paper, napkins and business cards, etc. Tom threw Judy in the back seat and made me sit up front with him as we both laughed (I cried and laughed) all the way to their house. I was laughing as I was led to the guest bedroom by one of Judy's sons, laughed as I went thru all the phone numbers, laughed as I stripped to go to sleep...laughed as my head hit the pillow. I woke up Sunday morning around 11am still giggling. I bet you are wondering why.... First of all, the guy I sat next to was an old boyfriend; the guy that I thought I knew was my brother in-law, Gordon and thirdly...the song that I sang? It was the only thing that I could remember while very drunk and I still giggle now to think I sang it with a band, much less in a biker bar...... I sang "The Sesame Street Song" And those guys loved it, gave me their numbers (all of which are legit numbers) and didn't care. How cool is that? Talk about a meeting of the minds!! *GRINS* So, it is 3:52am on Monday morning....and I am going to go to work, still a tad hungover, but feeling great....after all, how many women can you say got a standing ovation after singing the Sesame Street Song with a band in a biker bar of hardened and rowdy bikers? ~hugs for a great week~ [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |
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Author: andy [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 03:11:29 10/29/07 Mon Christine, Now, I am certain that you could hang with me. You're out there but, it's a good "OUT THERE". Too funny! Share your nights any time. Needed the laugh! andy |
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Author: Tammy [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 05:02:33 10/29/07 Mon OMG LMAO ** Almost choking here*** Chris...You can come out for ladies night anytime! *winks* Now, that sounds like a night, I would end up in!! LOL I can't believe.."Sesame Street?" Still laughing hard on that one!! OMG You sooooooooo crack me up girl!! Now...if ever I need to go out...I think I'll call ya! LOL Hugs and love, and by the way...next time you go out...let me know..I'll make you a pot of hangover soup! LOL Love ya, Tammy |
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Author: Sasha [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 01:39:01 10/31/07 Wed ~ oh man this reminds me of this one time, on a pub crawl, somehow ending up in a biker bar and.. nahhh never mind...I'll just thank you for the trigger...lmao he he, it just goes to show that they're all kids at heart..lol great stuff!!! *hugs* Sash xx  |
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Author: Christine [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 23:27:43 10/31/07 Wed *Grins* You know, Judy was surfing the other night and read this and said, "Chris, didja have to tell them I passed out???" I laughed and said, "Well yeah Judy, I had to tell them the truth." And then she said, "Well since you're on that truth vein, you might as well know....that standing ovation you got? They were applauding the fact that Tom finally got you to stop singing that f***ing song and get off the stage. And then they applauded the fact that you were leaving." I just laughed harder and said, "You know, Judes, you're probably right about that...but I think that what they were really applauding was the fact that I drank you under the table and that Tom carried you out with your butt-crack and panties in plain sight as your jeans were slipping down your thighs." She said, "Noooooo! No they weren't!" And I said, "Yep...that was the first time they actually saw that the hot sexy chicklet that rides on the back of Tom's bike wears granny-pants under her jeans." The phone clattered to what I think now was the floor and I could hear her screaming for Tom as she ran down her hallway... Then I heard heavy breathing and Tom picked up the phone and said, "Chris, didja have to tell her about the granny pants?" And I said, "Well yeah, Tom, I had to tell her something...." To which he replied, "She's in the bedroom ripping the shit out of her dresser drawers searching for the panties she was wearing that night....and she's swearing and knocking things around. She's practically violent and I just don't have the guts to tell her that she wasn't wearing any..." Hehehehe....Sunny day, sleeping the day a-way, On my way to where the air is sweet can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street? How to get to Sesame Street.......hehehehehe...... |
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Author: Tammy [ Edit | View ] |
Date Posted: 20:06:45 11/03/07 Sat OH Chris...You are a riot aren't you girl! LOL Now this was just PRICELESS!! LMAO I am so happy I read this before I head off to bed LOL... Can you tell me how to get.. how to get to sesame street how to get to sesame street ***LAUGHING*** And NOW I'm singing it!! Good Grief! Love ya, Tammy |
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