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Subject: Re: *SNIFF*

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Tammy

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Date Posted: 14:03:20 10/10/07 Wed
In reply to: Christine 's message, "*SNIFF*" on 19:34:56 10/09/07 Tue

LMFAO!!

OMG Christine!! This reminds me of a blog my evil twin wrote...called..."Doors For Dummies" LOL

My evil twin is my ex sister-in-law. Well, one day we were at the elementary school delivering lunches to my kids. We had just come from breakfast, and well, we were there. Her brother, which is my ex; so, his girlfriend, who hates well both of us now LOL...came through and in her insecure sociopathic mind thought, what are they doing here? They're following me, they're going to hurt me! And in all honesty, we were just standing between the entry doors, talking to a mutual friend when she happened to walk in all nervous because of that.

Well, she went to get her daughter and came up with her clutched to her, like we were going eat them or something! We were laughing at a joke our friend was telling, and of course the dummy thought we were laughing at her! She got more nervous, and tried to go out a locked door with child on hip. She bounced off the door. Not once, not twice, BUT THREE TIMES, before she deduced it was not going to open and oh my god, she has to step two feet closer to us to use the middle door!

We both looked at each other, stifled a laugh and then burst out laughing before the door made contact with the frame! Oh oh I said, she's going to run straight home and call your brother and tell him some horrid version of what just happened. But I tell you for weeks that image played in my mind like a mini clip, where I kept hitting rewind, rewind. Over and over that image was impossible to shake off.

So, that evening her brother, my ex calls me and says..interesting day?? Umm Yep..interesting alright, I guess you got the distorted version huh? He says, well tell me what happened and I'll let you know. Well, you see I said...it was just one of those moments where YOU HAD to be there. It was funny, and if you were standing there, you would have been bursting out laughing too! So enough said, she was a dummy and she proved it!! So the blog went up called Doors For Dummies!!!!

Love stories like these! Thanks for sharing it. And watch out for the damn shitty holes will ya! LOL

Hugs, Tammy

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Author: Christine [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 23:29:15 10/12/07 Fri ROFLMAO!!! Tammy! That's a good one! I even got a visual!!! laughing hard It's so good for me to know that I am not the only one...... Thanks!! ~Hugs~