Date Posted:17:12:51 10/09/09 Fri Author: Joe to Joel & Luke Subject: Re: My first paddling (cont...) In reply to:
Joel to Rick
's message, "Re: My first paddling (cont...)" on 07:18:30 10/09/09 Fri
> I bet your thinking Luke and I are nuts, him wanting
>to try and see what a razor strap feels like, and me
>allowing him to give me one so he can say he gave a
>buddy a whipping with one.
Joel & Luke, let me tell you from a young guy who still remembers about 8 years later feeling a strap welping his bare ass at age 17, you have strange wishes for a painful rear end.
Joel, lets say for sake of argument your grandpa walks in & catches you both skivvies down and strap in hand & the other over a hay bale, how would you & Luke explain? Luke, Joel & Kyle probably told you how grandpa gave them a 5 lick strapping. Think your butt could take the 5 from his grandpa if caught? What if your dad found out Luke, think your dad might figure you need to feel leather at home? Joel, what would you say if it was your mom or dad rather than grandpa that walked in & caught you two?
You two & Kyle I hear are planning to find dates & go to the harvest dance. You think that strap will help you dance better? Heard of the old "spank dance" but you guys are adding a whole new meaning. Guys, I'm just ribbing really since I vividly recall being your age & trading swats with friends and it was damn awesome. Have a fun weekend & let me know how it comes off & how your jock asses feel Monday.
Luke, maybe you can talk Joel & Kyle into swiping the strap & taking home at end of weekend. Understand you have your 17th coming up later in month. That would be awesome for your team buddies to use for your birthday...right??