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Subject: Re: DTAP


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Bill
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Date Posted: Thursday, February 19, 2015, 01:32: pm
In reply to: Dave 's message, "Re: DTAP" on Wednesday, February 18, 2015, 02:32: pm

I was out at triage this morning when this little blonde comes in with her hand wrapped in a towel. She was cutting lettuce at work when she sliced her thumb. You lucky we will be able to dermabond it and get you on your way. I showed it to the ER doctor who said dermabond, tube gauze and tetanus. I put the dressing on her thumb. be right back I told her. I came back with the tetanus shot. Is that for me? Yep. I thought I was going to get out of here without being stuck. Go ahead and turn around and lean over the end of the gurney. This goes deep in your bottom. Its been a whuile since I had a shot in the ass. I unzipped her black skirt and it fell to the ground. She had on a yellow pair of panties with bumble bees. I laughed as I pulled them down exposing her firm buttocks. Think of this as a bee sting. I told her to flex her right leg and then qickly jabbed her left hip and injected. I put a bandaid on the site and told her it was all done. Wow! I was so embarrased about you looking at my bare butt I never even felt it. Your good. Next time I need a butt shot I am coming back to you.

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