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Date Posted: 19:47:36 11/04/99 Thu
Author: "Goldenboy" Ric Anderson
Subject: Oh boy, another speed bump! What is his name? Ah yes! Daniel Son!
(The scene opens at night infont of the lavsh home of "The Richest Athlete in The World" Ric Anderson. The gold limo pulls up and out steps "Goldenboy" himself in one of his expensive Armani suits. He makes his way over to the cameras.)
Ric: Hello once again my adoring fans! So you'e come to see what has happened to The Richest Athlete in The World. Well I'm also now the Richest Actor in Hollywood! I took some time off to help film the new movie featuring some of the WCW stars. Seems like they needed a real wrestler to give them some pointers so naturally they called on me. They liked my idea's so much, they used me in the movie! They should get a grammy just for that!
(The cameraman and Anderson begin the long walk up the front walkway.)
Ric: I don't know what has gotten in Vengence's head, but as far as he and I go, I don't want anything to do with him. And I thought I was the sleeziest man on Earth. Barbra Streisand! Give me a break. Mr Leer and Slinger, I know we've had our conflicts in the past, but if you need any financial help at all, i'm willing to lend a helping hand.
(Ric holds up a wad of cash. They finally reach the door. Ric turns the key and opens the huge redwood door. Stepping through the doorway, Ric sees President Vengence leaping out the window. He loooks toward Miss Claudia who is buttoning her shirt back up.)
Ric: Claudia how could you!
Claudia: Ric I can explain.
Ric: Go out wih your lawyer you say! I think you've done enough explaining! Out!
Claudia: Ric! Please...
Ric: OUt of my house and never return! I don't want to see you, work with you or know you!
(Claudia, with her head held low knowing she has been busted, slowly walks through the door and out of the hair of Goldenboy forever. Ric stands there in disbelier. The cameraman asks him if he is okay.)
Ric: I can;t do this interview right now. Turn the camera off and get out.
Cameraman: But Mr. Anderson..
Ric: Get out!
(Ric begins to swing at the camera as the man clicks it off.)
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