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Date Posted: 09:28:56 05/06/16 Fri
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Borowitz Report: A recent poll reveals Americans are exhausted after pointing out the painfully obvious.

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Many in Nation Tired of Explaining Things to Idiots

MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report)—Many Americans are tired of explaining things to idiots, particularly when the things in question are so painfully obvious, a new poll indicates.

According to the poll, conducted by the University of Minnesota’s Opinion Research Institute, while millions have been vexed for some time by their failure to explain incredibly basic information to dolts, that frustration has now reached a breaking point.

Of the many obvious things that people are sick and tired of trying to get through the skulls of stupid people, the fact that climate change will cause catastrophic habitat destruction and devastating extinctions tops the list, with a majority saying that they will no longer bother trying to explain this to cretins.

Coming in a close second, statistical proof that gun control has reduced gun deaths in countries around the world is something that a significant number of those polled have given up attempting to break down for morons.

Finally, a majority said that trying to make idiots understand why a flag that symbolizes bigotry and hatred has no business flying over a state capitol only makes the person attempting to explain this want to put his or her fist through a wall.

In a result that suggests a dismal future for the practice of explaining things to idiots, an overwhelming number of those polled said that they were considering abandoning such attempts altogether, with a broad majority agreeing with the statement, “This country is exhausting.”

How about that, the rest of the nation is catching up to us.
We've known for ages that trying to explaining things to Bubbles was a waste of time.

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These days, the idiots are being laughed at. However, since they remain in their bubbles, they don't see it happening. Before long, they'll be kidnapped en masse and sold to various carnivals and fairs. They will be lured by shiny metal objects and shitty beer. (NT) -- We'll soon see the re-emergence of freak shows again. The bubble people will show their worth to society as comedic entertainment for the rest of society. The crowd will feed them peanuts and Meister Brau to motivate them.., 20:59:02 05/06/16 Fri